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※ 引述 《ed78617 (雞爪)》 之銘言:
: 標題: [笑話] racist joke 精選集
: 時間: Fri Dec 8 21:46:25 2017
:  
:  
: 1.
: Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the
: Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and
: grabs coins like a Jew!
:  
別歧視人家,學學瑪莉歐!他是個義大利水管工、出於日本人之手、講英文、長的像墨西哥
人、跟黑人一樣會跳,還會跟猶太人一樣抓金幣。

: 2.
: Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
:  
不要歧視,歧視是罪過,而罪是黑人專屬的。
:  
: 3.
: I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was
: arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and
: I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
:  
有次我走在路上揍了一個白人一拳,然後被因傷害罪逮捕;被放出來的隔天,我揍了一個黑
人一拳,然後被因假冒警察被逮捕。
:  
: 3.
: Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
: A: An avalanche.
: Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
: A: A mudslide.
: Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
: A: A jail break.
:  
:  
Q: 你會怎麼形容一群白人跑下山丘?
A: 雪崩
Q: 你會怎麼形容一群墨西哥人跑下山丘?
A: 土石流
Q: 你會怎麼形容一群黑人跑下山丘?
A: 逃獄
: 4.
: Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and
: swimmers are in America.
:  
墨西哥贏不了奧運獎牌是因為他們最會跑、最會跳、最會游泳的人都在美國了。
:  
: 5.
: Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
: A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National
: Geographic.
:  
Q: 裸體的白人女性跟裸體的黑人女性有什麼差別?
A: 一個是在花花公子的封面,另一個則在國家地理雜誌的封面。
:  
: 6.
: A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on
: vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows
: it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is
: 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads
: "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude
: beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks
: the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and
: says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"
:  

有個男人在去度假之前想為他女友弄個小驚喜,所以他在懶覺上刺了女友的名字。於是他到
家向女友展示他的小驚喜,女友看著那個「驚喜」說:「這很棒呀,親愛的,但是『Wy』是
什麼呢?」他請她把那根搓大些,女友照做,看到上面原來寫的是「Wendy」。當他們兩人
來到
蒙特加貝,他們走過一處天體海灘,男友注意到有個黑人的懶覺上也刺了「Wy」,於是男友
去問那位黑人是不是也有個名叫Wendy的女友。黑人大笑,然後說:「不不不,老兄,我這
根寫:『Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day』」
(歡迎光臨牙買加,祝你有美好的一天☺)

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ed78617: 推 12/09 00:09
這笑話你自己貼derXDDDD
※ 編輯: Neil000 (101.10.105.132), 12/09/2017 00:17:01
jack168168tw: 最後一則的rub我覺得是叫女友把懶叫搓大之後才能看 12/09 01:04
jack168168tw: 到完整的Windy,撥開感覺怪怪的XD 不過感謝翻譯~ 12/09 01:04
對齁 rub是擦XDDDD 看的時候第一個念頭是撥XDDDD
被八卦荼毒了QQ
※ 編輯: Neil000 (101.10.105.132), 12/09/2017 01:14:56
spring719: 推 12/09 01:18
EXPCDR: 感恩有你感恩 12/09 19:18
ann7773631: 翻得不太好 12/10 19:00
ann7773631: 但有心給推 12/10 19:00
doraemon3838: 推,感謝翻譯 12/11 00:16

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