【被男客人逗笑記】
MY HUMOUROUS MALE CLIENTS

不知是不是物以類聚，人以群分的關係，原來我的客人也蠻幽默的。

事件一：

男客人：「老師！哇，你真人的臉比較小，在螢幕上看你的臉是比較大的！」

我抬頭看著男客人。

「你今天來，是幫我看相的嗎？」

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事件二：

我：「X先生，之前我這樣對你，是因為⋯⋯」

男客人一臉殷勤的說：「沒事，師父！你不用解釋，我都明白！我見過很多高人，高人高人一等，所以性格上都是有點奇怪，有些怪癖的！」

欸，不對，這是對我的讚譽嗎？怎麼聽起來怪怪的？🤨

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事件三：

我站在餐廳外，等老公結帳。

突然，一把聲音：「李老師！」

我轉過頭，欸，一家大小，是不熟悉的臉孔，應該是影片的觀眾吧！

帶著口罩都能被認出，對方真是好眼力。

我立刻現出「空姐式的微笑」，並打招呼。#反應快

男士告訴我，他很想請我到他家看風水。我點頭說，可以等報名表開放時報名。

之後⋯⋯

他眼睛就一直盯著我的雙眸看，再三的問：

「老師，你⋯⋯看得到，對嗎？」

我心裡的OS：我今天戴著隱形眼鏡，看你們一家人的樣子很清楚。我們第一次見面，我沒有認錯，我視力沒問題啊～

所以我很自然的點頭：「看到啊！」

男士保持著禮貌的距離，頭繼續往前，目不轉睛的研究著我的眼睛，喃喃自語：「我看老師的眼睛，是看得到的。」

然後，彷彿得到答案後，男士臉上才露出滿意的笑容。

看著他的表情，心裡覺得有點莫名其妙。

我只是因為以前用錯眼霜，眼袋那裡長了很多油泡而已，眼睛沒什麼問題啊～

告別後，我站在電動扶梯上，腦袋好像被五雷轟頂似後，我才猛然驚覺⋯⋯🤯

原來他剛才是在問，我到底是不是開了天眼，能否看到無形的朋友！

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I wonder whether it’s because of the theory “Birds of the same feather flock together”. I realise a number of my clients do have a funny bone in them.

Incident 1:

Male client, “Wow, Teacher! Your face in person is smaller! Your face look bigger on screen!”

I raised my head to look at him.

Me, “Are you here today to do face reading for me?”

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Incident 2:

Me, “Mr X, I treated you that way earlier on, because ⋯”

Male client earnestly chirped, “No worries, Master! You don’t have to explain. I totally understand. I have met many expert masters. Being superior experts, they are all eccentric in their own ways and all have some quirks!”

Erm, is this a compliment for me? Why does it sound weird somehow? 🤨

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Incident 3:

I was waiting outside the restaurant for the husband to settle the bill.

Out of the blue, I heard a voice, “Teacher Lee!”

I turned my head around and saw a family of unfamiliar faces. They must be viewers of my videos, I thought.

I was mildly surprised to be recognized with my mask on. They sure have good eyesight.

I flashed my signature SQ smile at them and greeted them. #quickreaction

The man of the family told me that he wished to invite me to his home for a Feng Shui audit. I nodded my head and told him to register when my forms opened.

And then…

His eyes fixated on mine, and asked repeatedly,

“Teacher, you…can see, right?”

The OS inside my mind started racing. I was wearing contact lenses and I had no problem seeing your faces. I was pretty sure that today was our first time meeting. There was no issue with my eyes.

So I naturally nodded my head and replied, “Yes, I can see!”

He kept a polite distance but his head inched forward a teeny bit, with his eyes relentlessly exploring mine.

He then mumbled, “I see that Teacher’s eyes are able to see.”

His face began to smile, as if his exploration had gotten him a satisfactory answer.

Looking at his expression, I felt baffled.

I only had many milia seeds under my eyes due to using the wrong eye cream in my youth, but apart from that, my eyes are perfectly fine.

After bidding farewell, as I took the escalator, my brain lit up as if it was struck by the five thunders.

I suddenly realised…

The male viewer was asking if I had the clairvoyant eye and could see the invisible!

Happy Chinese Valentine's Day ❤️
This is SSR ponytail Yanko~
Boys like ponytail,It’s right?

大家情人節快樂❤️
這是稀有的馬尾小泱
男生都喜歡馬尾對嗎😎

八字都沒一撇😜

💁🏼‍♂️Did I get the answer right?
我有答對嗎？

🙅🏻‍♀️Not even close!
差得遠咧！
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學會了嗎？😉
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詞/曲/唱/製作：Balu
英文詞：POKI

lyrics:

哈話睇吓民意係點樣
撚樣
麻木撐警唔要得嘅思想
打人又啱 搞途人好charm
著住差人件衫 屈人坐監 最緊要我safe and sound
民意歸邊 黄派上西天
沉默大多數會扭轉個局面
下 贏咗17區 建制冇得追
結論只得一個我屬眾中之最叻個堆
冇解 唔理解
愛國藍絲明明大曬
有快 得咁快
安享晚年嘆世界
叫我少數派 叫我少數派
肢體健全視野狹窄冇腦嘅仆街
叫我少數派 叫我少數派
唔分對錯去做差嘅人 三合精神
到清晨 埋沒良心堆砌殺人森林
（*）叫我少數派
Look at me 從上到下
嗶哩叭 叭啦叭
中國的會爆炸
咋的 跪著說感謝Communist party
叫我少數派
Look at me
出征帝吧
嗶哩叭 叭啦叭
聽不懂你說啥
兄弟 加入黨後以後搶也easy （*）
我這說不對嗎

只在乎得失 理得你鳩噏
我要繼續溫水入面呼吸
比阿爺糟質 注定一世屈膝
都得
喂買 快d買
我的同胞你們快來
有快得咁快 用奶粉錢買鑽戒
叫我少數派 叫我少數派
唔識政治自稱正義暴力嘅仆街
叫我少數派 叫我少數派
扑濕細路渡過早晨 只因手痕
等陣 十年良知轉眼封塵
重覆（*）
I’m not hella rich
But I can make a wish
Imma hope that genie not president xi’s bitch
Kill those fucking sinnie prevalent the snitch

Im not gonna switch and i ain’t bout to quit
I am simply geni add an ”us” see it?
Y’all go home watch Disney
Fight for right that’s it.
Look at me
從上到下
嗶哩叭 叭啦叭
中國的會爆炸
ONE CHINA ALL CHINA
叫我少數派
Look at me
出征帝吧
嗶哩叭 叭啦叭
聽不懂你說啥
ONE CHINA ALL CHINA

Prod / HowZ
Arrange / Warm n Bad

V1
媽 我回來了
弟弟妹妹都在這
家裡氣氛依舊 圍繞著妳還在的快樂
妳總是披頭就問我 有沒有認真的生活
妳知道我過的墮落但妳從沒責備我做錯
有時會責怪命運的捉弄 我話還沒說夠
老媽她總是細心地填補我每一個破洞
I don’t know 她就是個天使 還有很多天職
在天堂等著去做 我想沒錯 你說對嗎 my Jesus
我媽教導我如何去愛人如何的善待他人
如何溫柔的對待家人像她溫柔的對待我們
Ima be a man 儘管少了妳溫暖的愛那會有多冷
Ima be a man 我知道妳離開只是長大的過程

Hook:
噢親愛的 媽媽
我終於 長大啦
I know you in heaven
正以我 為榮吧
我知道妳正在等我回家
妳的光芒讓我不再害怕

V2
Time flies 一年轉眼就過 少了妳的關心 還不怎麼習慣 right?
每個晚上 期望 妳出現在夢裡 探望
像過去的每個日常 妳親切的張開臂膀
我知道妳從未離開始終陪在我們身旁
妳回歸了愛的真相幻化成每一道光
噢親愛的媽媽 我不會讓妳失望
我會將妳愛的種子種在我心裡的土壤
用寬恕與愛細心的澆灌 散發出芬芳
指引我前方的方向 把那恐懼都淡忘
牽著妳的手掌 像小時候帶領我乘風破浪
妳就待在天堂 讓我帶著這份傳承繼續的歌唱

客人：「我內心掙扎著，自己會否變得自滿，如果知道自己好命。如果知道歹命，我又會很厭倦。這樣對嗎？」

Client : "I have this inner struggle that I will turn complacent if I know my life will be good, or become jaded if I'm told it's not good. Am I right or wrong?"

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阿彌陀佛，你好！我是李季謙，來自新加坡的風水命理師。我將我的一生貢獻於弘揚佛法和中華玄學。這過程曲折離奇，卻也充滿了許多人生的領悟。

通過我的影音與寫作，我希望能與你分享，盼你也能夠突破自己命運的束縛，真正活得精彩：我命在我，不在天。

人生長短無所謂，最重要的是活得有價值，有貢獻。

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Hi, I am Lee Ji Qian, a Chinese Metaphysics practitioner from Singapore. This journey in propagating Buddhism and Chinese Metaphysics has been full of hard knocks and exciting discoveries.

Through my videos and online writing, I hope to share my journey with you. So that you too can break free from the limits of your destiny and truly live a life you can call exciting. My destiny is in my own hands, not Heaven. So is yours.

It does not matter whether we can live a long or short life.
What matters most is living a life of value and contribution.

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