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為什麼這篇燙花枝鄉民發文收入到精華區：因為在燙花枝這個討論話題中，有許多相關的文章在討論，這篇最有參考價值！作者ciaochen (咩)看板StupidClown標題[無言] 花枝魷魚麵時間Sat Jun 2...

作者ciaochen (咩)
看板StupidClown
標題[無言] 花枝魷魚麵
時間Sat Jun 27 15:32:07 2009

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本人是兼職家教老師
最近在帶小三小朋友上英文
從 你好 我叫XXX開始教起

我跟他說 老師說一句你就要說一句喔
小三:好
我:Hello, my name is Tom.
小三:Hello, my name is Tom.
　　　老師我不是Tom 我是Sam
我:我知道 但是課本的人是Tom
　　我們先照著唸喔　來 下一句~
　　What's your name?
小三:花枝魷魚麵
我: 蛤?? 什麼麵
小三:花枝魷魚麵~~~
我:誰告訴你這個唸花枝魷魚麵
小三:我哥哥
我:...


加上剛剛的My name is Tom兩句一起講一次
小三:Hello 買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵

唉
怎麼辦


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推 keyaire:下麵給你吃 06/27 15:38
推 KiRS:XDDD我大笑 06/27 15:38
→ FangCC:我笑了~~~~~~~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 15:51
推 newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 15:56
推 Hans14:XDDD 順 06/27 16:02
推 jmy1:中肯 好好笑(打滾 06/27 16:08
→ rainsblue:葛格下麵給你吃味道很好喔 06/27 16:12
推 j1082354:他哥哥那麼會教 還找家教幹麻 06/27 16:34
推 x223223233:我的嘴角失守~ 06/27 17:05
推 lesswind:我下麵給你吃 06/27 17:48
推 wujimmy1988:樓上的下麵很燙?? 06/27 18:01
推 sealrabbit: 唉呦 買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵 XDDD 06/27 18:02
推 happiness23:原來花枝魷魚麵那麼有名喔XDD 06/27 18:05
推 dontofu:買麵一直燙 花癡油麵 06/27 18:08
推 sportsyzm:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 18:32
推 Yosan:買麵一直燙好幽默XDDDDD 06/27 18:34
→ Conifers:XD 06/27 18:40
推 Luciano:有笑有推!! 這太好笑了~~ 06/27 19:05
推 hide33:這樣確實比較好記 XD 06/27 19:17
推 zapzone:真的是蠻好笑的XDDDDDDDD 06/27 19:25
推 PEACE240:靠邀我大笑..明天還要考一天阿阿阿阿阿.. 06/27 19:33
推 tomi200218:有笑有推XD 多了一個增訂版XDD 06/27 19:46
推 winnie771118:後勁好強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 19:47
推 bh0112:推原PO 回答版工提醒 06/27 20:00
→ tigerflyer:XDDDDDDD 06/27 20:24
推 nanahiei:這個好好笑喔,買麵一直燙很有梗 06/27 20:30
推 ohlajun:買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 20:36
推 Abric:XDDD 06/27 21:22
推 OoJudyoO:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDD 這是宵夜文?? 06/27 21:44
推 Coty1221:買麵一直燙是沙小啦XDDDDDD 06/27 22:04
推 mathsymbol:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:11
推 sul32k7x87:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:20
推 liuyt:後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD買麵一直燙.. 06/27 22:22
推 yesdolphin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:27
推 Yvern:XDDDDDDDD 這好笑~~ 06/27 22:38
推 koinomelody:版標啦～～好好笑XDDD 06/27 22:44
推 yangpika:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:55
推 JasmineR:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 22:55
推 kenshin078:買麵一直燙！！！wwwww 06/27 23:30
推 sugi3you:哈哈哈哈哈!!!!我笑到肚子痛XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/27 23:58
推 baliallin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:00
推 ntuh259:笑到肚子痛+1 XDDD 06/28 00:02
推 MajestyXD:還　蠻　瞎　的　～ 06/28 00:08
推 sasapala:後勁超強 06/28 00:10
推 whatsurname:Ｍｙ　ｎａｍｅ　ｉｓ　花枝魷魚麵ＸＤＤＤＤ 06/28 00:11
推 ponpondapipi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:22
推 walker2009:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:24
→ ASONG5438:小孩的教育不能等XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:27
推 xavier24:不推不行 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:28
推 lingueng:這真是太太太經典了!!!!!!!! 06/28 00:30
→ lingueng:不得不浮起來推一下 06/28 00:30
推 wazabi:有笑有推 06/28 00:31
推 mflin217:好好笑喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:32
推 centaurus125:有笑到推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 00:34
推 nao:靠超好笑的~~~ 06/28 00:36
推 lovelykuromi:有版標的潛力哈哈哈哈哈 06/28 00:37
推 smallflowers:XDDDDDDD買麵一直燙! 06/28 00:42
推 assiduous567:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 　笑到流眼淚了 06/28 00:46
推 cestelle:真是可愛XDD 06/28 00:56
推 salome1009:很妙～XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:00
推 zoey0806:哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/28 01:02
推 monkeyFJU:好可愛~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:03
推 elecal:推! 有笑到! 06/28 01:26
推 len53:本日最優!!!板標板標 06/28 01:29
推 punhu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:29
推 imkidding:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:36
推 nikki0415:真的好好笑呀~XDDDDD 版標版標!!! 06/28 01:42
→ zeropluszero:你把這個經驗印在早餐飲料杯了嗎?我今天喝奶茶有看到 06/28 01:43
我會去問他哥哥是不是喝飲料看到的~
推 god123456789:沒看過給推XDDDDDD 笑慘了~ 06/28 01:51
推 howhow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 01:56
推 Dorra:買麵一直燙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 02:11
推 anitana:我猜是他哥哥看到那個笑話才這樣教他弟弟的（認真） 06/28 02:13
推 ssiiapple:XDDDDDDD 好燙好燙!!! 06/28 02:40
推 ws30905:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 02:49
推 ainokodoba:他哥哥長大可以考慮去當英文教師XDDD 真的很好記XD 06/28 03:20
推 jasonhou:笑死我了～太好笑了 06/28 03:23
推 raysun:推一個XD 06/28 03:55
推 winner10936:買麵一直燙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 04:06
推 a3eimyy:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 05:10
推 accordingto:爭取版標~ 買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵 06/28 07:22
推 needhp:不錯！新的梗 06/28 08:24
推 kinkitw:買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 08:34
推 Tracy0041:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 09:39
推 Marsarge:好好笑唷 XD 06/28 09:56
推 untestable:笑死我了 06/28 10:02
推 castin:哈哈~~好笑!!XD 06/28 10:23
推 hacoolman:XDDDD 06/28 10:30
推 HATEFISH:XDDDDD 06/28 10:37
推 lazygreat:我不爭氣的大笑出來 買麵一直燙上身 06/28 10:52
推 jeremytw:不知不覺的，我餓了！！！！ 06/28 10:53
推 loading1: 06/28 11:03
推 emilypu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 創意學習法嗎 兄弟一對活寶阿 06/28 11:10
推 crystalalala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 11:27
推 ppc:XD 06/28 11:28
推 reworth:推XXXXXD 06/28 11:44
推 eric4097:嘴角失守..... 06/28 11:51
推 tunacan:買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵 XDDD 06/28 12:03
推 superqm714:嘴角失守了XDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 12:10
推 sheep0811:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我也要去買麵了 06/28 12:43
推 compuworld:好可愛XDDD 06/28 13:36
推 voguehan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 13:39
→ voguehan:板標板標板標！！ 06/28 13:39
推 Jamie653:XD 06/28 13:52
推 shan751008:XD 06/28 14:00
推 snowandsea:超好笑xdddddd 06/28 14:01
推 antiele:版標 06/28 14:09
推 takumi1109:有潛力XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 14:23
推 popochia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好有畫面喔!! 真可愛XDDDDDD 06/28 14:28
推 john753951:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 14:36
推 happypooh17:太好笑了啦!!!!!!!!!! 06/28 14:51
推 sweetevelyn:超好笑XDDDDD 06/28 14:57
推 sonic33228:XDDDDDDD 買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵 06/28 15:01
→ poi09832000:查理~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 06/28 15:07
→ canofdream:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 15:09
推 hanlung:XDDDD 買麵一直燙超好笑的 06/28 15:17
推 liufon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 15:27
推 Belinda76:哈哈哈好好笑XD 06/28 16:24
推 seedamen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 16:25
推 smartcard:推好好笑... 06/28 16:43
推 flyinsunmoon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 16:54
→ pon7711:這孩子有前途XDDD 06/28 16:59
推 kaioken:阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 這個好笑啦 06/28 17:04
推 OoJudyoO:這是一定要給它爆的啦!! 06/28 17:07
推 muse1102:買麵一直燙是要燙什麼鬼啦XDDDD 06/28 17:11
推 Anatomy:唉唉　怎麼這可愛啊～ 06/28 17:52
推 kevin75218:太好笑了 戒轉XD 06/28 18:22
※ kevin75218:轉錄至某隱形看板 06/28 18:22
推 iop206:推好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 現在小孩真有笑點！ 06/28 18:23
推 evanpolo:變版標吧!!好好笑 06/28 19:19
推 waratah7:版標版標版標版標版標版標版標版標版標版標版標!!!!!! 06/28 19:22
推 Arlen7119:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 19:36
推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD板標 06/28 20:04
推 happymuse:看成帶三小朋友 冏 ... 想說怎麼一開始就罵髒話.. 06/28 20:35
推 circus940:版標版標!!! 06/28 20:43
→ iris0108:我記得我高一就有想到了 我都高中畢業10年了 06/28 20:59
推 lineagjason:哈哈 這不是我小時候的點嗎 06/28 21:03
推 librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 21:08
推 sgalan821:真強大..... 06/28 21:10
→ elwyn:這梗是真笨點假笨點啊||| 06/28 21:11
推 a883099:推 06/28 21:21
推 tBeer:笑到留眼淚 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 21:43
推 yannjen:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 21:46
推 x86t:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 21:58
推 nightcomes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 22:13
推 by071626:狂笑...XDDDD 06/28 22:21
→ lonppupu:D 06/28 22:21
推 PORTER:太屌了! 06/28 22:37
推 shwu:XDDDDDDD 06/28 22:51
推 asnakep:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 22:54
推 piya6291:讚 超好笑 06/28 22:58
推 lucas01:XD 06/28 23:01
推 kiwiforgirl:就是因為有這種哥哥 父母才替他請家教吧XDDDDDDD 06/28 23:23
推 superbabyer:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/28 23:35
噓 tenderman:這諧音笑話 幾年前就聽過了 這樣還可以爆 還可以M哦? 沏 06/28 23:47
推 pkn:這哥哥好強.... XDDDDDDDDD (而且還頗順的) 06/28 23:48
推 sanloman:補血 樓上上 你可以不要笑啊 06/28 23:55
推 kaikiki:XD 06/28 23:55
推 Ftaro:靠夭　板標get!!!!!! 06/29 00:12
→ sbl2006:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 餓了餓了 06/29 00:12
推 patricksky:超有梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 00:16
推 norris780717:XD 06/29 00:36
推 wargod536:真的有好笑到XD 06/29 00:47
推 ql6vul4:狂笑啦 XDDDDDDDDD 06/29 00:57
推 Yie:XDDD 06/29 01:04
推 si3290:有校友推 06/29 01:06
→ prioritize:笑到哭，上版標啦！ 06/29 02:40
推 cccplay:哈哈哈哈哈哈 06/29 03:04
推 catcato:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 04:29
推 panmabu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我已經好久沒有這麼大笑了XDD 06/29 07:36
推 amigo0721:Hello 買麵一直燙 花枝魷魚麵 06/29 11:22
推 x88560:我笑了~ 06/29 11:29
推 SEzter:買麵一直燙....感覺好飽 06/29 11:40
推 papaliu:板標板標 06/29 11:52
推 sodeass:XDDDDD 吼~我下巴脫離....XDDDDD 06/29 12:58
噓 tempo7654:真的是n年前就聽過了 06/29 13:15
推 nathantw:爆 06/29 13:17
推 blackbelt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 13:17
推 salacolor:好笑斃了XDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 13:29
推 shinloving:XD 06/29 13:35
推 iicc15:有笑有推 06/29 14:06
推 babyeyes94:XD 06/29 14:21
推 herbertking:聖光術，我從來沒聽過 06/29 14:24
推 killualove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 14:55
推 smile75:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 15:33
推 fuha0921:這個超好笑XDDDDDDDDD 06/29 16:21
推 miaoyo:有笑到XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 16:26
推 shirahime:這笑點...夠了 06/29 17:35
推 killnasa:English 陰溝裡去 06/29 17:45
推 tracyyu:版標版標 06/29 19:37
推 snoocatta:瘋狂大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 20:16
→ convey1227:誰教你的 我哥哥 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 20:29
推 Lunachen:家教可以把哥哥抓去打一打XD 06/29 21:11
推 kenyeh001:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:48
推 seijuro:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 21:56
推 momocat44:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 22:03
※ 編輯: ciaochen 來自: 221.169.92.157 (06/29 22:46)
推 vcsb1221:XD 06/29 22:55
推 u010140:這一篇好笑XD當標板好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/29 23:09
推 zero726:其實滿可愛的耶!!! XDDDDDDDDD 06/30 01:57
推 Terry1984:XDDDDDDDDD 06/30 04:20
推 crea0520:哇靠XDDD 06/30 13:52
推 kaku216:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 14:22
推 memalina:看笨板不能喝水啦 被嗆到好難受 T口T 06/30 14:30
推 s850663:版標啦~ 06/30 14:50
噓 sayolin:這不是老梗嗎... 06/30 16:27
推 milkcine:ya~ 06/30 16:44
推 lidingufo:D 06/30 16:58
→ coldinfall:我四年前教小學生時他們也是這樣講的... 06/30 19:58
推 richday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/30 21:18
推 davidchen329:買麵一直燙XDD 07/01 00:13
推 crea0520:光是看到一開頭的"好"就讓我笑了XDD 07/01 00:45
→ nekomeow:我記得以前某廣告也用這個梗... 07/01 08:43
推 join77130:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 10:24
推 gomay:哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 11:33
→ jackie80148:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 13:42
推 image:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 15:58
推 okla999:我笑到噴淚XDDDDDD 07/01 18:19
推 Trulli:快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 23:06
推 sshain:XDDDDDD 07/02 10:18
→ crazyboy0706:真ㄉ有笑點..看可愛的笨板別吃東西好 害我還要清螢幕 07/02 15:20
推 a908350614:買麵一直燙有笑點XD 07/02 18:06
推 kenny2963:我十年前國小補英文就聽過了..... 07/03 23:16
→ kenny2963:花枝魚和麵，買麵的是Joy 07/03 23:17
推 stevely:推板標 07/04 16:46
推 wunsih:沒聽過ㄟ，是不是中部得都沒聽過 07/04 22:28
推 cheesewood:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/05 17:38
→ ifalone:那商人不就是鼻屎捏成麵~~ 07/06 02:52
推 samex4x4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/09 09:51
推 adapt:沒聽過，超好笑 07/12 12:54
推 Andydream:XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/24 08:12
推 alin5:XD 08/07 17:21
噓 MrBrilliant:= =這個不是講過了? 11/12 05:25
噓 jajoy:無敵老梗 02/07 16:57

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