為什麼這篇安眠藥洗胃鄉民發文收入到精華區：因為在安眠藥洗胃這個討論話題中，有許多相關的文章在討論，這篇最有參考價值！作者colorma (熱到翻白眼)看板StupidClown標題因為吞大量安眠藥送急診洗胃?時間Mo...
安眠藥洗胃 在 拎杯 Instagram 的最讚貼文
2021-09-24 00:22:11
昨晚的睡覺時間，女兒一直不停哭鬧著、說肚子痛。板桓帶女兒去了兩次廁所，但常會便秘的女兒還是大不出來。搞到最後板桓氣得不想踩小女兒、抱著棉被就睡著了。 等到龍哥把碗洗好、地拖好，做完一系列的腹肌運動後，邁入主臥時，才發現女兒蜷縮在龍哥的床位上、淚眼婆娑地說：「麻麻，我肚子真的好痛。」 這情況跟...
這是我們還在急診實習時，
老師講的...
我覺得還頗扯的...
某天，喔咿喔咿送進一個因為吞食安眠藥而昏迷的病人!!!
根據家屬描述，
因為病人吃飯時間沒出現，
就去敲他的房門，
打開一看!!!
看到的是叫不醒的病人，
跟床頭一罐安眠藥!!!
他們第一個反應就是馬上打119...
醫生就馬上幫病人洗胃~
洗胃是很痛苦的!!!
就是把像食指這麼粗的管子~
從嘴巴放到胃裡!!!
再用空針把裡面的東西吸出來...
過一會~
幫病人打了安眠藥拮抗劑~
病人醒了~
醫生就問病人....
你吃了多少安眠藥進去???
病人有點驚恐的說............
(((((((((((( 兩顆 )))))))))))))
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推 vulcanyouo:XD ..... 病人：我肚子有點餓... 09/18 22:32
推 SCARLETMOON:囧..... 09/18 22:33
→ star01:鄉民:讓他睡 讓他睡 09/18 22:34
→ muc0731:XDDDDDDDD 醫生:你撞牆吧! 09/18 22:34
推 ccc101419:我~又~笑~了~ 09/18 22:35
推 spykk:XD 09/18 22:35
→ jastin2000: 醫生，你撞牆吧! 09/18 22:35
推 sunnydays:哇哈哈哈哈好好笑唷~~~~ 09/18 22:37
推 Zatarra:我大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:39
推 terrybaby:好像某電影的劇情...藥剛好吃完了 09/18 22:39
推 whgamicat:XDrz 09/18 22:42
推 mikechan:XDDDDDDD 09/18 22:43
推 eastcat:安眠藥 應該不會放一缶給病人吧 09/18 22:44
推 SINWENYU:((兩顆))XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:45
推 waratah7:所以加上安眠藥拮抗劑會很亢奮嗎XDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:46
推 seiyoku:好囧"XDDDD 09/18 22:46
推 zestycurry:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:49
推 weichia:XXXXXXXXD 09/18 22:51
推 MPF:醫生一定很想死 09/18 22:52
推 zeze:XD 病人醒了應該傻眼吧 09/18 22:52
推 caprigemi:天阿XDDD 09/18 22:54
推 Abadon:今天第一笑XD 09/18 22:54
推 xx52002:好慘 XDDDDD 09/18 22:54
推 qqoc:XDDDDDD 09/18 22:55
推 togs04:讓他睡 讓他睡!! 09/18 22:55
推 October29:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:58
推 chunkai98:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:59
推 Crucio:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 22:59
推 cl3bp6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:00
推 koalaboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:00
推 Basty:好慘XDDD 09/18 23:00
推 smaljohn:噗哧XDDDDDDD 09/18 23:00
推 memalina:好可憐 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:01
推 HeatStroke:慘~~~~~~~ 09/18 23:03
推 geniusyuan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:05
推 claudia09:哇哈哈哈~~~~ XD 09/18 23:05
推 freesamael:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/18 23:07
推 tagheuer:..病人: 竟然夢到在醫院醒來.... 09/18 23:07
推 qbaow:好悽慘XD 09/18 23:11
推 shefans02:哈哈..好好笑..也好悲哀 09/18 23:12
推 lovecoffee:噗哈哈哈哈哈XDD 09/18 23:12
推 beatrizjuan:有夠冤的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:13
推 snow79:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:14
推 choyamay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太爆笑了拉!! 09/18 23:16
→ doll2004:XDDDD 09/18 23:18
推 relax109:拮抗劑:我的犧牲是如此的沒有價值... (〒△〒) 09/18 23:18
推 windelfTW:XD 哈哈哈哈 好慘啊 09/18 23:20
推 Colula:本日最好笑XD 09/18 23:24
推 RedDevils:還有一罐耶!看就知道還沒吃玩吧~不過好笑 09/18 23:25
推 fire415:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:27
推 Zorina:XDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:29
推 dark03000:好可憐阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:29
推 yanshiang:XDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:31
推 xli:笑尬吱吱叫 XD 09/18 23:36
推 pinkdemon:好可憐喔 09/18 23:39
推 linsikin:原來兩顆不算多阿...（以為兩顆很多剛開始還看不的笨蛋） 09/18 23:42
推 uller:超好笑 09/18 23:44
推 tsioge:給他睡 給他睡 09/18 23:44
推 satheni:真的好笑 09/18 23:45
推 heeee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑好笑 哈哈哈哈 09/18 23:46
推 cptl:太悲慘了 XD 09/18 23:46
推 windforty:主角:真怪今天作夢夢到有人幫我洗胃 09/18 23:47
推 penguin7272:XDD 09/18 23:50
推 otto23:XDDDDD 09/18 23:54
推 vicathene:超好笑！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/18 23:59
推 pinkyo:本來想好好睡一覺的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:01
推 PutinCat:好可憐~~~ 09/19 00:04
→ klubin:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:10
→ colorma:我也覺得他很可憐... 09/19 00:16
推 qazwersxdcfv:這篇應該m起來 XD 09/19 00:20
推 MAGGIE99:太悲慘了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:21
推 adonistung:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:21
→ adonistung:今天看到最好笑的 m起來啦 09/19 00:22
推 lynechrista:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好笑 09/19 00:22
→ colorma:>///< 09/19 00:22
推 shymermaid:好可憐喔..病人跟醫生都是苦主..=.= 09/19 00:26
推 scapegoat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:31
推 original10:哈哈哈哈~靠杯 好可憐 09/19 00:31
推 flint:XD 09/19 00:33
推 loveshih:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:37
推 dxdxdxdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:39
推 Jeff777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 00:40
推 duduma:哈哈哈哈哈 09/19 00:41
→ kevinz77:讓他睡!讓他睡!XDDDDDDDDDD~ 09/19 00:48
推 eiji2099:靠腰 好好笑喔 09/19 00:56
→ colorma:其實啊...每次洗胃完~都還要灌瀉藥進去胃裡...我們老師說 09/19 01:03
→ colorma:那個瀉藥可以讓人連續拉三天...洗胃就算了...還拉三天... 09/19 01:04
推 duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:05
推 libert:XD 09/19 01:09
推 bigjam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:09
推 g41u04:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:23
推 purplechyi:哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑歪了啦 09/19 01:34
推 asami:笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超可憐耶 09/19 01:48
→ HOTONY:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 01:52
推 newest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/19 01:56
推 kingzzz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 02:09
推 killbaga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 02:11
推 neering:好慘~囧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 02:24
推 mindylin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太烏龍了吧...哈哈 09/19 02:26
推 mistofsnow: 病人：我還有點餓... 09/19 02:59
推 Ferrero0212:超好笑...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 03:48
推 franreaac:冏 09/19 07:03
推 KiddX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 08:28
推 Leone:XDDDDDD 09/19 08:34
推 zoewangiu:醫生，你撞牆吧!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 09:16
推 peyyu:病人..."我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧>" 09/19 09:23
推 hua1322:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 09:29
推 nbuadmin:=.= 病人..."我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧>" 09/19 10:07
推 iopkl1309:XXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 10:27
推 acurser:XDDDD 09/19 10:39
推 WineCheese:XD XD XD XD 09/19 10:43
推 FishAwo:超好笑的 09/19 10:49
推 jzn:XD 09/19 10:50
推 those0:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 10:51
推 candc46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 10:52
推 cs12600:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 11:02
推 august8585:XDDD 09/19 11:04
推 Klimit:讓它爆吧XD 09/19 11:06
推 AJS:好可憐 09/19 11:06
推 eggimage:..................................................... 09/19 11:24
推 Cirnelle:好痛~好痛阿~~我肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:13
推 hanamaru:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:24
推 chiunn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:31
→ mosquito3467:噗滋.. 09/19 12:41
推 ciso444:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:47
推 monkeyqoo:病人:醫生 我肚子還有點餓 09/19 12:51
推 show38:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 12:52
推 grhdln:好離譜 XD 09/19 14:24
推 fdav:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 15:27
→ icenuclear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd 09/19 15:37
推 sumiri: (((((((((((( 兩顆 ))))))))))))) 09/19 15:42
推 upyourfinger:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 15:54
推 ha2234:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 17:04
推 ddty:笑 09/19 17:48
推 siori:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 18:22
推 asagi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdddd 09/19 18:49
※ lomio:轉錄至某隱形看板 09/19 19:46推 inale:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 20:22
推 PTTccGod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 20:35
推 olycats:看完推文才懂~~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 21:12
推 selfhu:奇怪....在醫院幹麻還打119 09/19 21:20
→ colorma:他是打119才被送進來的病人... 09/19 21:22
推 fish0112:好"雖"的病人XDDDDDD 09/19 21:24
推 bbcattw:好笑 XDD 09/19 22:03
推 jarlinlove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 22:32
推 sylian:沒醫德的醫生真是越來越多了XDDDDDD 09/19 22:47
推 snooze:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/19 23:07
推 umenosola:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好爆笑 09/19 23:30
→ sk8678:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/19 23:35
推 tunya704:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 00:08
推 gorden00:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/20 03:26
推 dragonsoul:病人：我只是想好好的睡一覺而已<囧> 09/20 05:36
推 reinforce:哪裡沒醫德? 09/20 08:21
推 seigi:大推 XD 09/20 08:36
推 jolynn403:好可憐…可是好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD" 09/20 10:05
推 ariaqua:有夠好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 14:30
推 dreamever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 17:13
推 suzuken:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 17:20
推 aassd:空瓶不能亂擺床頭 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/20 20:15
推 james60709:可能會睡死的情況下，請勿將安眠藥放置旁人可以看到的 09/21 00:13
推 lemondog:病人：我夢到我在醫院醒來沒想到我醒來後我真的在醫院 09/22 15:26
推 nepho:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 02:36
推 saybyebye:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 11:04
推 fishdumpling:XDXDXDXDDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(睡) 09/24 21:36
推 genieangela:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/25 02:35
推 ZoZs:好好笑 一定要推的阿 09/25 22:50
推 clbb:XD 09/26 01:34
→ zhou:XD 09/29 00:40
推 Mizaromilky:XD 09/30 01:33
推 bajiqa:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/09 05:23
※ zxczxczxc:轉錄至看板 HATEradio 10/28 03:02推 yunweiTAKO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/01 23:34
推 gsx7777777: 醫生:你撞牆吧! 12/31 13:56
→ gurder:笨板經典阿 XD 05/13 17:05
推 est:好好笑XDDD 2007-11-15 11/15 21:46
推 duck0823:超悲慘的病人 02/20 00:51
推 voguehan:真淒慘 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2009/ 02/27 21:39
推 chi81:2009/12/12 12/12 11:57
推 chris0629:有笑有推 08/02 22:48
推 aowater:哈哈~ 01/28 20:37