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文具超市新章：立可白購物袋。
離學生時代好遠了，立可白這種東西更是早已退出我的生活圈，但常常去文具店的時候都還是會拿起來想「我會不會需要一罐以備不時之需」，但總是沒買，因為寫錯字總是畫鼻屎一坨黑黑的根本完全用不到它啊！

這顆章粗粗細細的線條怎麼看都時尚，所以剪了雜誌麻豆來提，意外合適！賣文具賣到在ootd😂，你看，拼貼真的不難，手邊雜誌加用剩的數字貼紙邊框、兩支亂畫用的色鉛筆、一些豆豆，你也可以創造屬於自己的好看拼貼。

題外話：你們都叫立可帶還是修正帶？我身邊的人幾乎都講立可帶，可是我一直覺得是修正帶才對啊？！（一個文組學生對中文的偏執）
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新章會在市集首賣，之後一月也會在官網上架，市集時間愈來愈近好緊張，每一個創作者真的都很厲害，要邀請到這些神人真的都很不容易，大家真的要來支持一下好嗎。
New stamps
[stationery supermarket]:
liquid paper shopping bag
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It’s a long way from my school days, and things like liquid paper have already withdrawn from my life circle, but when I go to the stationery store, I still pick it up and think, "Will I need one for emergencies?" , But I always didn’t buy it, because I’m always writing a booger when I write a typo, I don’t need it at all!
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The thick and thin lines of this stamp are fashionable no matter how you look, so I cut the magazine model to mention it, unexpectedly suitable! you see, collage is really not difficult,magazine,two color pencils,numbers and one stamp!
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The new stamps will be sold at the Kaohsiung market first, and will also be on the official website in January. ——
#東維工業 #印章 #水泥章 #水泥印章 #自動鉛筆 #超市 #文具超市 #鉛筆 #danweiindustry #rubberstamps #stationery #mechanicalpencils

【黃色一拳超人呀】

《Reuters》獨家訪問被稱為“king of cockroaches” 嘅超人
（唔吟詩，無作對，一個直拳）

其實所謂嘅獨家專訪只係書面訪問，睇黎睇去超人都係答咗幾條問題，然後就由發言人補多一句。不過以佢响地球上嘅地位，啲答案就變成國際新聞。值得留意嘅係，點解咁路透社唔遲唔早，响區選之後所有牛鬼蛇神講完晒偉論先報導呢？重點係今次無拋詩，坦白到非常。受咗咁多拳（佢自己講㗎）唔只係一巴，直情係一拳反車埋去，唔只要打中，仲要打得痛，shhh....好勇武嘅黃色一拳超人！

（因為路透社中英文版嘅報導有啲些少唔同，唯有繼續隨便學英文意譯。）

對於有人出post話你係「曱甴王」，有乜感受呢？
//“In the world of social media, some people are hard at work in sowing toxic doubts and disinformation to undermine trust,” Li told Reuters in a statement. “It is hard not to be drawn into controversies [in] these times.”//
「响網絡世界，緊係有啲人好勤力咁散播有毒嘅思想，錯晒嘅消息去破壞信任嘅。今時今日咁嘅社會環境，好難無爭議嘅。」

（邊啲人？話邊個？係咪區議會選舉輸到爆嗰啲呀？）

主席叫香港嗰班有錢到著唔到襪嘅人，嘔返出黎供獻社會，你有咩睇法呢？

//“I founded a philanthropic foundation in 1980 and have given my utmost support to education, medical research and services. At the time, I have already committed a third of my personal wealth. Around 80% of my foundation’s projects are in the Greater China area. The total contributions have already exceeded HKD 26 billion ($3.3 billion).”//
「我呢...响1980年已經成立咗慈善基金，支持教育、醫療研究同公益事業，等如我自己三份一嘅身家呀。80%都係投放响大中華地區，超過260億嘅。」

（唔知點解中文版多咗一句：「在這敏感時刻，我們不防積極進取，勇於面對問題。」意思係咪即係，嗱，已經捐咗三份一身家出黎，仲想點呢？1980年呀，响時你地响邊？响咁艱難嘅時候，唔該面對返啲問題啦，搞我做乜呢？）

有人話送中條例，係用黎對付啲有錢佬，你覺得呢？
//“The bill has been withdrawn, there is no point doing forensics on it,”//
（呢題咁廢嘅問題，係由超人嘅發言人答：「撤回咗啦，仲攞黎講把鬼咩。」）

（個人覺得呢條最勁）對於中央對香港管治越黎越緊，覺得點呢？
//“There are many differing opinions on ‘one country, two systems’ but the road we are on is fine. It requires a tangible commitment from both sides, calls for institutional innovation and not a merger.”
「好多人對「一國兩制」有好多唔同嘅意見，但係我覺得依家無問題。呢樣嘢要雙方都要遵守明確嘅諾言，需要制度上革新，而唔係融合。」

（點解睇字睇到幻聽有聲咁呢：本來好地地，簽咗嘅嘢就守信用啦，咁多唔同聲音做乜呢？制度有問題就改啦，融乜合呀？）

《人民日報》出post話你「好的時候同享福，遇到困難卻不能共度難關」，有咩回應？
//“When you are my age, you will know how to cut through the noise. I don’t know if it is a concerted effort, but I am getting used to all the unfounded verbal and text punches.”//
「當你去到我呢個年紀，自然識過濾啲噪音嘅。我唔知呢啲噪音係咪有預謀，不過我已經習慣晒呢語言文上嘅亂拳。」

（官方喉舌係噪音呀喂？亂拳埋黎，重拳出擊！）

#黃色一拳超人

路透社報獨家導傳送門：
英文：
https://www.reuters.com/…/exclusive-in-face-of-criticism-ho…

中文：
https://cn.reuters.com/…/exclusive-hk-tycoon1127-wedn-idCNK…

當你去到最有錢的階段，你就可以腰骨挺直了。

＃誰想講骨氣
＃都必先有一些儲備
＃在最壞時候必需卑鄙
＃在決裂時候彼此妒忌
＃無非人生道理
＃原本無心害你.

【黃色一拳超人呀】

《Reuters》獨家訪問被稱為“king of cockroaches” 嘅超人
（唔吟詩，無作對，一個直拳）

其實所謂嘅獨家專訪只係書面訪問，睇黎睇去超人都係答咗幾條問題，然後就由發言人補多一句。不過以佢响地球上嘅地位，啲答案就變成國際新聞。值得留意嘅係，點解咁路透社唔遲唔早，响區選之後所有牛鬼蛇神講完晒偉論先報導呢？重點係今次無拋詩，坦白到非常。受咗咁多拳（佢自己講㗎）唔只係一巴，直情係一拳反車埋去，唔只要打中，仲要打得痛，shhh....好勇武嘅黃色一拳超人！

（因為路透社中英文版嘅報導有啲些少唔同，唯有繼續隨便學英文意譯。）

對於有人出post話你係「曱甴王」，有乜感受呢？
//“In the world of social media, some people are hard at work in sowing toxic doubts and disinformation to undermine trust,” Li told Reuters in a statement. “It is hard not to be drawn into controversies [in] these times.”//
「响網絡世界，緊係有啲人好勤力咁散播有毒嘅思想，錯晒嘅消息去破壞信任嘅。今時今日咁嘅社會環境，好難無爭議嘅。」

（邊啲人？話邊個？係咪區議會選舉輸到爆嗰啲呀？）

主席叫香港嗰班有錢到著唔到襪嘅人，嘔返出黎供獻社會，你有咩睇法呢？

//“I founded a philanthropic foundation in 1980 and have given my utmost support to education, medical research and services. At the time, I have already committed a third of my personal wealth. Around 80% of my foundation’s projects are in the Greater China area. The total contributions have already exceeded HKD 26 billion ($3.3 billion).”//
「我呢...响1980年已經成立咗慈善基金，支持教育、醫療研究同公益事業，等如我自己三份一嘅身家呀。80%都係投放响大中華地區，超過260億嘅。」

（唔知點解中文版多咗一句：「在這敏感時刻，我們不防積極進取，勇於面對問題。」意思係咪即係，嗱，已經捐咗三份一身家出黎，仲想點呢？1980年呀，响時你地响邊？响咁艱難嘅時候，唔該面對返啲問題啦，搞我做乜呢？）

有人話送中條例，係用黎對付啲有錢佬，你覺得呢？
//“The bill has been withdrawn, there is no point doing forensics on it,”//
（呢題咁廢嘅問題，係由超人嘅發言人答：「撤回咗啦，仲攞黎講把鬼咩。」）

（個人覺得呢條最勁）對於中央對香港管治越黎越緊，覺得點呢？
//“There are many differing opinions on ‘one country, two systems’ but the road we are on is fine. It requires a tangible commitment from both sides, calls for institutional innovation and not a merger.”
「好多人對「一國兩制」有好多唔同嘅意見，但係我覺得依家無問題。呢樣嘢要雙方都要遵守明確嘅諾言，需要制度上革新，而唔係融合。」

（點解睇字睇到幻聽有聲咁呢：本來好地地，簽咗嘅嘢就守信用啦，咁多唔同聲音做乜呢？制度有問題就改啦，融乜合呀？）

《人民日報》出post話你「好的時候同享福，遇到困難卻不能共度難關」，有咩回應？
//“When you are my age, you will know how to cut through the noise. I don’t know if it is a concerted effort, but I am getting used to all the unfounded verbal and text punches.”//
「當你去到我呢個年紀，自然識過濾啲噪音嘅。我唔知呢啲噪音係咪有預謀，不過我已經習慣晒呢語言文上嘅亂拳。」

（官方喉舌係噪音呀喂？亂拳埋黎，重拳出擊！）

#黃色一拳超人

路透社報獨家導傳送門：
英文：
https://www.reuters.com/…/exclusive-in-face-of-criticism-ho…

中文：
https://cn.reuters.com/…/exclusive-hk-tycoon1127-wedn-idCNK…