For those wondering what SCHOOL actually meant, we've figured it out.

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life

我們日常生活中殘酷的七個小時。
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#school
#sevencruelhoursofourlife
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#負能量 | #繁體字 | #搞笑
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[Top3這次在🇪🇦西班牙最常被問到的莫名奇妙問題/
Top 3 🤷🏻‍♀️questions I was asked the most this time in 🇪🇦]

☝🏻Are you from Spain?妳是這裡人嗎?
第一次被問到的時候還不以為意
隨著被問的次數越多，我越子勤問號
索性最後我都會直接回答
"☺️對啊，我看起來不像嗎🙄"(我到底哪一點長的像西班牙人了?)

✌🏻Do you cook? I like Chinese dishes!問我會不會煮飯🤷🏻‍♀️
他們可能還停留在中華女子都會在家相夫教子煮飯吧🤷🏻‍♀️
不好意思，姐是不在廚房停留超過30分鐘那種的😏

👌🏻Do you speak chinese?
這個真的解釋了數百次我哭，一直解釋台語比較算是方言
比較會跟阿公阿嬤講，現在的年輕囡仔都不會講了(必須驕傲的說一下我會說喔😎😎)
但是才剛解釋完，我們聊到語言這個話題的時候，他們又開始說你們台語這個語言啊~~blablabla(我哭，我說中文好嗎..中文.國語..)

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☝🏻Are you from Spain?
Seriously, I was asked more than 3 times! The first time when me and my friend heard this question, we were both with ⊙▽⊙this expression on our face..
But guess how I respond now, "Yeah ofcourse, don't I look Spanish?"

✌🏻Do you cook?
Firstly I thought it was just a general question, but then...I figured out..ppl who asked this question, they happen to like Chinese dishes☻
Come on! Not all asian girls stay all day at home and cook!
I can't stay more than 30 mins in the kitchen, so...sorry🤷🏻‍♀️Instant noodle?💁🏻‍♀️

👌🏻Do you speak Chinese?
Yes Dear, I have explained for more than 13637 times.
Our official language is Traditional Chinese. Mandarin Chinese.
Taiwanese is more like a dialect which is mostly used by older generation, many youngsters nowadays don't speak Taiwanese.
Anyway, after my explaining..the ones who asked the question will be: "so the language you speak, Taiwanese....."
🤦🏻‍♀️

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Whats the 🤷🏻‍♀️question you were asked the most?😂

#wanderinspain

（中文在第二段）
Today, for the first time in my life,I ran over 90 minutes. From Astoria to Washington Heights, slow but proud. I've never thought I could do that--encouraged by my good friend's article 廖苡喬 Liao,Yi-Chiao, I figured why not give it a try. I was super lost for a good half hour, and I came across Randall Island--where this picture was taken. This walking path is called "Hell's Gate".
Very intense. You learn new things about yourself everyday, if you are willing. And you find surprises everyday if you get out of that door. Cheers, happy holidays!
今天，是我有生一來第一次跑步超過九十分鐘。這種挑戰是我以前絕對不可能覺得會實現的事情。全都要感謝我的好友苡喬的文章給了我勇氣。她長跑練習的文章，說他從十分鐘跑不到到參加馬拉松跑步，實在是太激勵了。我一直都有跑步的習慣但從不覺得有辦法長跑。凡事，都有第一次，是吧？

從皇后區跑到華盛頓高地，六英里。其中還不包括大迷路。
迷路中，我跑到藍道爾島上——紐約最大的監獄區。這條人行道的名字叫『地獄之門』。恩。每天都有驚奇，重點是要出門才有機會發現。

你今天出門了嗎？
＃林微弋#hellgate #run #nyweiyilin #weiyilin

#Janice衛蘭 與 格林美獎提名音樂人 #LukasGraham
首次跨國合作 隔空對唱深情主打歌 #HappyForYou

曲/詞：Tom Barnes, Sam Wish, Sam DeRosa, Pete Kelleher, Morten “Rissi” Ristorp, Lukas Forchhammer, J. P. Clark, Joe Kirkland, David LaBrel & Ben Kohn
中文詞：林寶
監：TMS/Edward Chan

Janice:
曾經在燈下談情
留不住歡樂忘形
這一秒 天黑了

如果用哀悼神情
唯一換到是同情
可跟你 一起笑

可惜未就緒

得你安慰好過一個消費悶的酒
回想變心那天你都有苦笑著開口
如今你跟哪位慶祝我愕然地接受
Well I’m happy, I’m happy, I’m happy for you
幾次竟見到你一蹶不振鬧分手
方想到給我打聽不過知道沒以後
多得你慷慨使我不折不扣念了舊
Well I’m happy, I’m happy, I’m happy for you
Happy for you
Just want to be happy too

Lukas:
Love you, hate you, all the same
Either way it takes up space
I had you, I had you
Haunted by the ghost of us
Sorry now I’ve said too much
I had to, I had you

Can’t help but wonder
Are you ready are you ready are you ready now?
Do you forgive me am I something you can talk about?
I heard you’re moving on and now you’ve got it figured out
Well I’m happy I’m happy I’m happy for you
Are you really gonna tell me that you’re better now
Hey ain’t it funny how we swore we couldn’t live without
Each other now you got another got it figured out
Well I’m happy I’m happy I’m happy for you
Happy for you
Just wanna be happy too

Janice:
我義無反顧 你孤苦 我當一個後援
往日 回不去 現在樂趣交換

J + L:
Are you ready are you ready are you ready now?
Do you forgive me am I something you can talk about?
I heard you’re moving on and now you’ve got it figured out
I’m happy I’m happy I’m happy for you
Are you really gonna tell me that you’re better now
Hey ain’t it funny how we swore we couldn’t live without
Each other now you got another got it figured out
Well I’m happy I’m happy I’m happy for you
Happy for you
Just wanna be happy too


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你大學遇過恐怖的室友嗎？Teacher Kevin 在這次的英文 Podcast 分享網友在 Reddit 上訴說自己當年恐怖的遭遇。歡迎大家先不要看文稿，試著用聽的訓練自己的英文聽力。

訂閱：
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-LfXeUtpvAczV1w1yTq4eQ

Podcast 連結
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SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/7wqKj2KnfHXLRa8AaIeyOn

上一部：恐怖大學室友 (1)｜英文不難
https://youtu.be/ZpUJg_MBh7M

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#1
I had two roommates that kept eating all of my food. Although classes haven't started, I had already moved into my dorm. One day, I made myself a peanut butter sandwich. I put my sandwich on the table, and ten minutes later, it was gone. My roommate ate it. About a week later, I decided to make myself another peanut butter sandwich. I opened my cupboard and saw that my roommates left an empty jar in my cupboard. I flipped out because who eats a whole jar of peanut butter, without introducing themselves? These girls would scarf down all my food, and complain if they thought anyone was touching their food. So I started buying really fattening food such as doughnuts, pies, cakes. I was trying to teach them self-restraint, but these girls would go through these boxes within two days. So I kept buying doughnuts and desserts. And then one day they started complaining about how they couldn't fit their jeans. Success. I also put laxatives in my peanut butter.

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dorm 宿舍
cupboard 櫃子
flipped out 暴怒
scarf down 狼吞虎嚥
fattening 增肥
restraint 節制
laxatives 瀉藥

#2
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My roommate freshman year got completely hammered, came back to the room around 1 in the morning, and accused me of stealing the pudding in her fridge that she *had ate* an hour before she went out. She waited until I fell asleep and then stabbed me in the arm with one of those clicky pencils…I had to go to the hospital to get it cleaned/stitched. She got kicked out.

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freshman year 大一
hammered 嚴重酒醉
accused 指控
*had ate* 其實是錯的，應該是 had eaten。你有抓到嗎？XD
stabbed 捅

#3
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I got absolutely hammered and pissed all over my roommates desk the night before the end of the year. I woke up to him hanging up his money to dry out. Years later he ended up as my boss and ended up giving me a significant promotion. I guess he doesn't hold grudges.

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pissed 尿尿
ended up 變成
significant 大、有份量的
promotion 升遷
hold a grudge 記仇

#4
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It was move out day and my roommate was working on a paper last minute. I was packing my stuff. His parents walked in and were absolutely pissed that he wasn't packed yet. They immediately started scolding him while I was still in the room, but thankfully I had a final to go to and figured I'd dodge the storm. I said my goodbyes, assuming they'd be gone by the time I got back from my two hour final and went on my way. As it happens, my final only took twenty minutes so I got back much sooner than they'd have expected. I opened the door, saw my roommate bent over his bed with his bare ass showing just as his mom wound up for a spank. I quickly closed the door and went over to a friend's dorm until I felt safe enough to return. I never brought it up to him after that.

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paper 這裡是指報告
scolding 責罵
dodge the storm 避風頭
assuming 假設、預設
bare 沒穿衣服的、光溜溜
wound up 準備做某個動作
spank 打巴掌
bring something up 提及某事

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LYRICS

Baby, take my hand
I want you to be my husband
Cause you're my Iron Man
And I love you three thousand
Baby, take a chance
Cause I want this to be something
Straight out of a Hollywood movie
I see you standing there
In your Hulk outerwear
And all I can think
Is where is the ring
Cause I know you wanna ask
Scared the moment will pass
I can see it in your eyes
Just take me by surprise
And all my friends they tell me they see
You planing to get on one knee
But I want it to be out of the blue
So make sure I have no clue
When you ask
Baby, take my hand
I want you to be my husband
Cause you're my Iron Man
And I love you three thousand
Baby, take a chance
Cause I want this to be something
Straight out of a Hollywood movie
Now we're having dinner
And baby you're my winner
I see the way you smile
You're thinking about the aisle
You reach in your pocket
Emotion unlocking
And before you could ask
I answer too fast
And all my friends they tell me they see
You planing to get on one knee
So now I can't stop thinking about you
I figured out all the clues
So now I ask
Baby, take my hand
I want you to be my husband
Cause you're my Iron Man
And I love you three thousand
Baby, take a chance
Cause I want this to be something
Straight out of a Hollywood movie
Pa da da da da dam
No spoilers please
Pa da da da da dam
No spoilers please
Baby, take my hand
I want you to be my husband
Cause you're my Iron Man
And I love you three thousand
Baby, take a chance
Cause I want this to be something
Straight out of a Hollywood movie, baby
Pa da da da da dam
No spoilers please
Pa da da da da dam
No spoilers please
Pa da da da da dam
No spoiler please
Pa da da da da dam
And I love you three thousand