(如果不想看我打的英文可以直接拉到下面看我另外打的中文)

Hello my people from Bao country just wanna show u guys the animation for the motions test of the pets Niku and Baku, and the super fierce attack motion of the Director Bao character. hopefully the game can be released without a hitch next month.

if it has decent sales I’m gonna have a talk with the engineers and the animators to have them add a bunch of bs functions.

And if everything goes well I’m gonna add in the “A-pei character that everyone loves so much, and there’ll also be a giant-sized Tibetan Mastiff : king of fat u can have as a pet.

I’ll let everyone know when it’s released.

There were people that used to look down on me, thinking that I ain’t worth shit being only able to draw.

I’ve encountered a self-centered, conceited mofo before during work,She was all saying that she wanted to collab with me to make a game but all she really wanted to do was to use my rep to do her own thing.

That fucking asshole thought she was the shit and everyone should bow down to her ass. She has fucking broken English skills but she was all like “I’m the fucking greatest in the world.”

She used to talk about how her mom opened up an English cram school for her, some shits about her studying abroad in England for fucking 9 weeks and that she’s da shit for doing so, and also she kept bragging that even the CEO thinks her English is very good.

But guess what tho, her retarded ass can’t even speak or write in proper English. She fucking not only spoke with a retarded accent but her grammar is all over the place, but yet she had the balls to bitch and laugh at others when they make a mistake in English, saying shit like “Didn’t that guy study in England, how come his writings are crap?”

And she would even use onomatopoeia phrases like “ewww” or “eek” or “ouch” to prove that her English is “authentic.”

U know what tho, if ur English is that good there’s no fucking need for u to show off like this or use berate others.

One time, I had enough and wrote a long ass complaint to the boss(About work stuff), that made her shut up for good cause the fucking retard wasn’t able to understand a word of that letter.

That bitch thought she’s better than everyone else and she’s not shy to it.

What’s make matters worse is that she hates dogs cause she thinks dogs are filthy animals.

When my dog Baku passed away she made some nasty remarks that I’ll never forgot and forgive her.

Honest to God I’ve never seen this kind of worthless piece of scum in life, that fucktard is the really the worst kind of piece of crap that I’ve ever met in my life.

Oh yea that stupid-ass motherfucking retard even once said that she was gonna work in Europe, but it’s all bs cause she aint even passed the job interview.

My violin teacher knows this retard too. My violin teacher was like: “dang girl this is hands down the worst kind of bitch being on earth”

Sorry for typing all this shit, just couldn’t stop once I got started.

I hope everyone supports the game that is about to be released.

My colleagues in Europe and I are super thankful of u guys ahhh!

給大家看一下泥褲和巴褲動作測試的動畫
還有寶總監角色超猛的攻擊動作
希望能在下個月順利發行遊戲

如果賣得不錯我就要跟工程師和動畫師吵鬧
要他們加入一些北爛的功能

如果順利一定會加入大家喜歡的阿培當角色
還有阿培最愛的超巨大的獒犬帝肥(阿肥)當寵物

到時遊戲釋出了再跟大家說

曾經有些人一直看衰我看不起我
因為我不喜歡念書上課都在睡覺
我不是不會念書是我不想念而已
他們覺得我只會畫圖沒屁用以後會餓死
只有我阿嬤支持我常常跟一些牌友炫耀
說我孫子畫的好漂亮啊之類的
但大部分的人都覺得我以後會沒出息

我之前的工作遇過一個非常自以為是又自私又跩的同事
說很想要跟我一起做遊戲然後利率對半分
我那時就覺得這個人心機很重為何我要授權給妳
我知道她只是想要利用我的名氣有夠現實的
(還很跩說不做也沒差啊我不求妳我有收集其他作家的資料等等)

那個混蛋覺得自己很唱秋
其他人都是白癡都很笨她很看不起別人
她曾經跟我說現在的人基因越來越差所以智商都很低
每天上班一副我超屌不屑跟大家講話的樣子

那傢伙英文明明很爛還在那邊很囂張
說什麼她媽以前為了她還開英文補習班
說她去英國遊學九個禮拜很屌
說老闆覺得她英文很好(老闆是加拿大華人)

幹放屁 講話文法錯一大堆王八蛋
她還會嘲笑其他人英文很差很爛
說英文差的人沒資格升上更高的職位
說那個誰誰誰知道不是去英國唸書
怎麼打出這種爛英文啊之類的

那傢伙還會故意學外國人的噁或其他語助詞（例如好痛之類）
假裝自己是純正的在海外生活的華人

我覺得英文這種東西夠用就好
如果你的英文真的很強很屌
你他媽的就沒有必要像這樣炫耀或斥責別人

有一次我因為在工作上的事情很煩(上面的人一直塞東西給我)
我給我們CEO寫了一長篇全英文訊息抱怨和建議(關於工作)
然後我傳給她看她就閉嘴了(我很確定她沒看或是她用GOOGLE翻譯)
幹因為她根本看不懂全部的文章王八蛋

那人也看不起別人覺得自己很屌
一點都不會覺得不好意思

最糟糕的是她超討厭狗
她覺得狗很噁心很骯髒
她說她這輩子最討厭狗

在我的狗巴褲過世時她還對我說了超狠毒的話
我永遠不會忘記也永遠不會原諒她

老實說我一輩子沒看過這種爛貨
真的是我遇過人品最差最自私的垃圾

喔幹那傢伙曾經說要去歐洲工作等等
在那邊唱秋結果面試根本沒過

我小提琴老師也知道這個王八蛋
她說天啊這是世界上最爛的人類

真對不起打了這麼多狗屁
真是一打就停不下來真的很氣

希望大家支持我們即將上市的遊戲
我和我的歐洲同事們都超感謝你們

(底下有中文)
Hi from San Diego peeps 🇺🇸! I am so happy and excited that I get to finally reunite with all of my closest childhood besties all at once! We all met through my mom’s English language cram school, Chuck! As we grew older, each of us began moving out of Taiwan for educational reasons, we’re literally scattered all over the world. I truly understand that a chance like this doesn’t just come in often, so when Jody (the bride) asked us to be her bridesmaids, of course we said YES!! (Ahhh!) It’s my first time experiencing a wedding held in America! But before I get in deeper, I want to briefly introduce you guys to these girls!
來介紹一下我的兒時好友～我們都是Jody的伴娘🥰我們都是在我媽媽的補習班認識的！跟Jody跟Pamela是幼稚園認識的～Elena 跟 Jennifer 是小學二年級認識的！

Pamela: known each other since 4, been on my vlogs a few times, born in the states, works in Finance in Irvine, California

Jennifer: Known each other since 8. She’s always been the smartest. A little uptight🙊 Got into one of the best high schools and Universities in Taiwan, snabbed her business degree in London. Currently working in London as a consultant manager. 

Elena: Known each other since 8, went to Shanghai American school since middle school, went to the states for University. Currently working for Nike in Shanghai! @ The Guild Hotel, San Diego, a Tribute Portfolio Hotel

#新竹場公開課
【英文字彙 / 搭配詞學習 5 大筆記整理術】

✔︎ 當頭腦裡面冒出「補習、補考、補貼、補充說明」時，你頭腦只冒出 make up，最後只能花很多時間，吱吱嗚嗚地拼湊出中式英文？

✔︎ 知道 Tax 是税，但「課稅」的英文不會？ 知道 soda 是汽水，但「汽水沒氣」的英文不會？

大多人都同意「字彙」對於語言學習的重要性如同水之於生命。這5年來一直在從「思維」調整出發，進行
rule-based learning 和 chunk-based learning 雙管齊下的 學習方式，讓我們不只會認、還用得出來。

今天這篇文章想跟大家分享整理字彙的4大方法：

1️⃣ 思考中英文差異，整理整理 (中文) 一對 (英文) 多的可能性：

補習 go to a cram school 補輪胎 repair a tire
補貼 subsidize (v) 補課 take a make-up test

雖說都有「補」一個字，但是英文的表達方式完全不一樣。

「棒球場」、「田徑場」、「滑雪場」都有「場」，難道都是 field 嗎？

2️⃣ 整理英文翻成中文後，意思相像，但用法不同的字群。
以「快速」為概念，「快速發展」的英文，母語人士不太說 fast development，更常見的是 rapid development。

例: fast fashion (快時尚)、prompt reply (快速的回覆)、speedy recovery (快速的復原)

3️⃣ 整理高頻常用的英文一字多義用法 (見搭配詞的力量形容詞篇)
例如，flat (a) 不要只學平坦的，更要學 The soda tastes flat (汽水沒氣)、flat economy (經濟蕭條)、got a flat tire (爆胎)

4️⃣ 主題式分類、紀錄 (圍繞在概念上)
若你很喜歡旅遊，那麼跟旅遊相關的語塊，就是你要勤勞紀錄、做筆記的內容。

例如，跟團旅行 (join a package tour)、廉航 (budget airline)、旅費 (travel expenses) 、行動電源 (portable charger) 都是要能一秒鐘噴出來的用法。

5️⃣ 用「字」當主題出發點，使用心智圖作延伸

例如: 今天如果以 money 當作出發點，可以延伸出：

• pension 退休金，那麼就可以延伸出 pension reform 年金改革
• investment 投資，那麼可以延伸出 wise investment 睿智的投資
• fund 資金，那麼可以伸出 fund-raising 募資
這樣的搭配詞群

希望這5大筆記術可以幫助到大家！

✔︎ 我在 11/4 (一) 的晚上，在新竹創勝文教將有一場以語言習得科學為本、rule-based learning 與 chunk-based learning (文法、搭配詞) 為主題的英語公開課，將地毯式地以 (1)「思維」取代「規則」(2) 大數據高頻錯誤兩個方向下手，介紹該如何能用更正確的方式學習英文，期待看到你 / 妳！

一秒報名:
https://www.accupass.com/event/1910281327351063737251

• 地址: 光復路2段295號20樓之2 (馬偕醫院斜對角 / 帝國經貿大樓)
• 時間: 7:30 pm - 9:00 pm (7:00 pm 開始入場)