Agust D AirPods1/2代 pro保護殼已上架，點擊主頁鏈結進入賣場。
另外應私訊要求吊飾也有單賣的賣場～
新學期要到了，自己想要颯一點的保護殼就自己做了！
新學期願不再被教授針對！
下面兩句草書英文是agust D當中歌詞：
They call me new thang跟kissing my ass

哼哼討厭的人啊最後都得kissing my ass啦

(如果不想看我打的英文可以直接拉到下面看我另外打的中文)

Hello my people from Bao country just wanna show u guys the animation for the motions test of the pets Niku and Baku, and the super fierce attack motion of the Director Bao character. hopefully the game can be released without a hitch next month.

if it has decent sales I’m gonna have a talk with the engineers and the animators to have them add a bunch of bs functions.

And if everything goes well I’m gonna add in the “A-pei character that everyone loves so much, and there’ll also be a giant-sized Tibetan Mastiff : king of fat u can have as a pet.

I’ll let everyone know when it’s released.

There were people that used to look down on me, thinking that I ain’t worth shit being only able to draw.

I’ve encountered a self-centered, conceited mofo before during work,She was all saying that she wanted to collab with me to make a game but all she really wanted to do was to use my rep to do her own thing.

That fucking asshole thought she was the shit and everyone should bow down to her ass. She has fucking broken English skills but she was all like “I’m the fucking greatest in the world.”

She used to talk about how her mom opened up an English cram school for her, some shits about her studying abroad in England for fucking 9 weeks and that she’s da shit for doing so, and also she kept bragging that even the CEO thinks her English is very good.

But guess what tho, her retarded ass can’t even speak or write in proper English. She fucking not only spoke with a retarded accent but her grammar is all over the place, but yet she had the balls to bitch and laugh at others when they make a mistake in English, saying shit like “Didn’t that guy study in England, how come his writings are crap?”

And she would even use onomatopoeia phrases like “ewww” or “eek” or “ouch” to prove that her English is “authentic.”

U know what tho, if ur English is that good there’s no fucking need for u to show off like this or use berate others.

One time, I had enough and wrote a long ass complaint to the boss(About work stuff), that made her shut up for good cause the fucking retard wasn’t able to understand a word of that letter.

That bitch thought she’s better than everyone else and she’s not shy to it.

What’s make matters worse is that she hates dogs cause she thinks dogs are filthy animals.

When my dog Baku passed away she made some nasty remarks that I’ll never forgot and forgive her.

Honest to God I’ve never seen this kind of worthless piece of scum in life, that fucktard is the really the worst kind of piece of crap that I’ve ever met in my life.

Oh yea that stupid-ass motherfucking retard even once said that she was gonna work in Europe, but it’s all bs cause she aint even passed the job interview.

My violin teacher knows this retard too. My violin teacher was like: “dang girl this is hands down the worst kind of bitch being on earth”

Sorry for typing all this shit, just couldn’t stop once I got started.

I hope everyone supports the game that is about to be released.

My colleagues in Europe and I are super thankful of u guys ahhh!

給大家看一下泥褲和巴褲動作測試的動畫
還有寶總監角色超猛的攻擊動作
希望能在下個月順利發行遊戲

如果賣得不錯我就要跟工程師和動畫師吵鬧
要他們加入一些北爛的功能

如果順利一定會加入大家喜歡的阿培當角色
還有阿培最愛的超巨大的獒犬帝肥(阿肥)當寵物

到時遊戲釋出了再跟大家說

曾經有些人一直看衰我看不起我
因為我不喜歡念書上課都在睡覺
我不是不會念書是我不想念而已
他們覺得我只會畫圖沒屁用以後會餓死
只有我阿嬤支持我常常跟一些牌友炫耀
說我孫子畫的好漂亮啊之類的
但大部分的人都覺得我以後會沒出息

我之前的工作遇過一個非常自以為是又自私又跩的同事
說很想要跟我一起做遊戲然後利率對半分
我那時就覺得這個人心機很重為何我要授權給妳
我知道她只是想要利用我的名氣有夠現實的
(還很跩說不做也沒差啊我不求妳我有收集其他作家的資料等等)

那個混蛋覺得自己很唱秋
其他人都是白癡都很笨她很看不起別人
她曾經跟我說現在的人基因越來越差所以智商都很低
每天上班一副我超屌不屑跟大家講話的樣子

那傢伙英文明明很爛還在那邊很囂張
說什麼她媽以前為了她還開英文補習班
說她去英國遊學九個禮拜很屌
說老闆覺得她英文很好(老闆是加拿大華人)

幹放屁 講話文法錯一大堆王八蛋
她還會嘲笑其他人英文很差很爛
說英文差的人沒資格升上更高的職位
說那個誰誰誰知道不是去英國唸書
怎麼打出這種爛英文啊之類的

那傢伙還會故意學外國人的噁或其他語助詞（例如好痛之類）
假裝自己是純正的在海外生活的華人

我覺得英文這種東西夠用就好
如果你的英文真的很強很屌
你他媽的就沒有必要像這樣炫耀或斥責別人

有一次我因為在工作上的事情很煩(上面的人一直塞東西給我)
我給我們CEO寫了一長篇全英文訊息抱怨和建議(關於工作)
然後我傳給她看她就閉嘴了(我很確定她沒看或是她用GOOGLE翻譯)
幹因為她根本看不懂全部的文章王八蛋

那人也看不起別人覺得自己很屌
一點都不會覺得不好意思

最糟糕的是她超討厭狗
她覺得狗很噁心很骯髒
她說她這輩子最討厭狗

在我的狗巴褲過世時她還對我說了超狠毒的話
我永遠不會忘記也永遠不會原諒她

老實說我一輩子沒看過這種爛貨
真的是我遇過人品最差最自私的垃圾

喔幹那傢伙曾經說要去歐洲工作等等
在那邊唱秋結果面試根本沒過

我小提琴老師也知道這個王八蛋
她說天啊這是世界上最爛的人類

真對不起打了這麼多狗屁
真是一打就停不下來真的很氣

希望大家支持我們即將上市的遊戲
我和我的歐洲同事們都超感謝你們

美國政客舔起主上的哀思猴（asshole）也是鼻頭一坨咖啡色呢！

每日學英文：
#ass-licker
#brown-nose
#boot-licker
#sycophant

本年度最陽剛又最性感的MV就是Lil Nas X了😆
喜歡的話記得留言讓我知道，也別忘了訂閱我的頻道和開啟通知哦！
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-TERI xx


【完整翻譯】Lil Nas X & Jack Harlow - Industry Baby

Baby back, couple racksCouple Grammys on him, couple plaquesThat's a fact, throw it backThrow it back
我回來了 帶著滿架子的獎牌
葛萊美拿了好幾座 白金唱片得了一堆
這一切鐵證如山
所以趕快轉過去熱舞來討好我
And this one is for the championsI ain't lost since I beganFunny how you said it was the endThen I went did it again
這是獻給稱霸的冠軍
踏上路以來 我從來就未曾迷失
你不覺得好笑嗎？ 酸民說我玩完了
但我回來了 又大獲全勝

I told you long ago on the roadI got what they waiting for
I don't run from nothing, dogGet your soldiers, tell 'em I ain't layin' low
早在那條老街上 我就說了吧
我有大家引頸期盼的東西
我可不會隨便逃跑
所以告訴你的大軍 我沒有要低調引退的意思
You was never really rooting for me anywayWhen I'm back up at the top, I wanna hear you sayHe don't run from nothin', dogGet your soldiers, tell 'em that the break is over
反正你也從來沒喜歡過我
當我重返榮耀 我要聽到你說
「他不會輕易離場」
所以集結你的大軍 告訴他們休息時間結束了

Need to get this album doneNeed a couple number onеsNeed a plaque on every song
Need mе like one with Nicki now
我得把這張專輯完成
我得再拿下幾座冠軍
我要每一首歌都有白金獎牌
我要和Nicki一起站上高峰
Tell a rap nigga I don't see yaI'm a pop nigga like Bieber
I don't fuck bitches, I'm queer
But these niggas bitches like Madea
告訴嘻哈饒舌仔 我眼裡根本沒有你
我就像小賈斯汀一樣 流行到爆
妹子？我沒興趣 我是酷兒
你們這些酸民就像個老媽子一樣

let's do it
I ain't fall off, I just ain't release my new shit
I blew up, now everybody tryna sue me
You call me Nas, but the hood call me Doobie
開工吧
我沒有跌落神壇 我只是新歌還沒發
我一夕爆紅 現在每個人都想告我
你們叫我Nas 但我家鄉的人叫我Doobie

[Jack Harlow]
My track record so clean, they couldn't wait to just bash meI must be gettin' too flashy, y'all shouldn't have let the world gas me
我沒拿什麼獎 他們等不及就說我沒實力
我肯定是太招搖了 你們不該讓全世界噴爆我
It's too late 'cause I'm here to stay and these girls know that I'm nastyI sent her back to her boyfriend with my handprint on her ass cheek
太遲了 因為老子我已經要在這裡待下
妹子們都愛我
讓我在她的翹臀上留下紅紅的掌印
再回去找她男朋友

City talkin', we takin' notesTell 'em all to keep makin' postsWish he could, but he can't get close
OG so proud of me that he chokin' up while he makin' toasts
I'm the type that you can't control, said I would, then I made it so
謠言四起 我們做著筆記
告訴大家繼續po文吧
他只是羨慕 但他永遠趕不上我
嘻哈大老們為我驕傲 他敬酒的時候還在哽咽
我完全不受控 我就是說到做到

I don't clear up rumors, where's y'all sense of humor?
I'm done makin' jokes 'cause they got old like baby boomers
Turned my haters to consumers, I make vets feel like they juniors
Say your time is comin' soon, but just like Oklahoma
我從來沒在闢謠的 你們難道都沒幽默感嗎
我也不想在開玩笑了 不然怎麼講都是老梗
把我的酸民變粉絲 讓老兵變年輕
你說你的時代已經要來了
Mine is comin' sooner, I'm just a late bloomerI didn't peak in high school, I'm still out here gettin' cuter
All these social networks and computersGot these pussies walkin' 'round like they ain't losers
但我的時代來的更快 我是大器晚成
我在高中不受歡迎 但現在我越來越討喜
這些鍵盤戰士 總是故意說著妹子怎樣 顯得自己比較不魯

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0:00 歌曲背景
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04:11 NEET 啃老族
04:14 Not in Education, Employment or Training 沒受教育、工作或受訓
04:43 ニート nito
04:51 니트족 niteujog
08:40 lazy bum 懶惰鬼
09:01 lazy ass 懶蟲
09:25 loaf around 打混／擺爛
09:55 stop loafing around 不要再混了
10:04 slack 打混
11:02 ぶらぶら burabura
11:21 ゴロゴロ gorogoro
11:55 빈둥거려 bindung-geolyeo
15:05 reality show 實境秀
15:58 リアリティ番組 riariti bangumi
16:34 리얼리티 lieolliti
16:46 NEET 啃老族
16:48 Not in Education, Employment or Training
16:58 ニート nito
17:02 니트족 niteujog
17:12 slack 打混
17:14 loaf around 打混／擺爛
17:20 lazy bum 懶惰鬼
17:22 slacker 懶鬼
17:30 ぶらぶら burabura
17:35 빈둥거려 bindung-geolyeo
17:44 reality show 實境秀
17:49 リアリティ番組 riariti bangumi
17:56 리얼리티 lieolliti


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九粒Jolie 首支單曲!!! 親自作詞作曲饒舌到舌頭都打結的ABCD。
從開始教英文之後就一直想要做一首台灣的英文國歌來洗腦大家。
想要把我們從小耳熟能詳的ABCD 歌改編成我們都能一起唱又勵志的饒舌歌。
（ps:如果唱得太快可以開啟中文字幕看翻譯哦！）
這首ABCD 希望讓九粉們能夠跟著我一起唱出來，
以後出去就可以跟別人說：" 欸我英文很屌哦！ 我會英文饒舌欸嘿嘿！”
哈哈哈 沒有啦！開玩笑。
ABCD其實是我想寫出我們學英文的痛苦還有人生真的是個struggle，
我們想要不當muggle就必須認真打拼才能拼出自己的一遍天下。
希望能夠讓大家更有信心的唱英文以及療癒到每一個你。

這首歌也在Spotify & Apple Music 上架囉！
想要無限循環的趕快點起來吧！

Spotify:
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想跟九粒邊起笑邊學道地英文，千萬不要錯過12月限時優惠哦！
九粒Jolie的生活口說入門課已經在VoiceTube開賣囉！
連結點起來，優惠搶起來！👉🏻 https://bit.ly/3q4ZW39 

此頻道驚喜連連 除了讓你開心偶英文以外 還會不定期的出一些讓你下巴掉下來的影片 還不趕快訂起來😏
👉🏻  https://www.youtube.com/joliechi

ABCD
詞 Lyricist：九粒 Jolie 
曲 Composer：九粒 Jolie 
編曲 Arranger：MTC Beatz 
錄音師 Recording Artist：林清智 Zachary Lin
混音師 Mixing Engineers：Josh & Rob

It’s Jolie b your TBT
ABCDE

Who? What? Why? When? Where? 
Do you really care? 
Come and sit your ass down over here
Open your mouth and ears 
It won’t be your nightmare. You’ll get it I swear I swear 
321 let go

A is for Apple 
B is for Ball
C is for Candy 
D is for Door
Apple Ball Candy Door 
Apple Ball Candy Door 
Say it with me! Apple Ball Candy Door 

Seriously Jolie? Are you for real? 
I’m kidding.
I know these vocabs be too easy.  You are never gonna use it. 
Are you ready? Life’s a party. Let’s get crazy. 

A is your Ass. want you to shake dat ass. 
B is that Bitch you hate. That bitch your hot ex dates.
C for Can D for Do 
Yes you can do this too (I see you)
E for Excuse. Excuse me, can I get some water, please? 


Life’s a struggle 
Don’t want to be a muggle 
想出國 雅思托福要先通過
出國後hustle 獨立自主要double 
Life’s a puzzle 
要努力拼湊 才能chuckle 
Life’s a struggle 
don’t want to be a muggle 

Be humble. 以後的hustle gonna double 
In this jungle, you’ll be in a lot of troubles
Life’s a puzzle 要努力拼湊才能chuckle 

I know English grammars so not fair 
Their explanation be not clear 
We spent so many years 
had so many tears, been living in fear, I need this for my career 
Come on, I don’t want to be like Britney Spears.

Life’s a struggle 
Don’t want to be a muggle 
想出國 雅思托福要先通過
出國後hustle 獨立自主要double 
Life’s a puzzle 
要努力拼湊 才能chuckle 

I’m tired of it I’m done with it 
Please tell me how to make a change 
Fucking hate sounding so strange 
Getting minimum wage 
Spending life in a cage 
For real it’s time to make a change 

跌倒失敗又怎樣 we are still so fucking young 
想在社會闖蕩有狀況麥給我慌 
當你唱完這首歌希望你不要在迷惘
女大當自強想要狂 just sing this bomb ass song
Life’s a struggle. Don’t want to be a muggle 
想出國 雅思托福要先通過
出國後hustle 獨立自主要double 
Life’s a puzzle 努力拼湊才能chuckle 

Life’s a struggle. Don’t want to be a muggle 
Be humble. 以後的hustle gonna double 
In this jungle, you’ll get in a lot of troubles
Life’s a puzzle 要努力拼湊才能chuckle

製作 Production：創造影像工作室
導演 Director： 蔡佳穎 Charlie Tsai 
製片 Producer：書華 Shu Hua
導演助理 2nd AD： 王安宜 An Yi Wang
製片助理 PA：Fish Hsu 許庭瑜
攝影師 DP：Roux Chen 陳希如
二機攝影師 B Cam DP：小光 Light
攝影大助 1st AC： 鍾喬程 Calvin Chung 
燈光師 Gaffer：Ben Lau 劉本淵
燈光助理 Best Boy：施晴蓁 Helena Shih
美術 Art Director：游蕎豫 Qiao Yu You
美術助理 Assistants Art Director： 程凱揚 Kai Young Cheng, 、莊雁婷 Yan Ting Zhuang
造型師Makeup & Hair Artists：Erica 詹于慧 、Sini Tong 湯湯
服裝造型 Stylist：Jolie Chi 九粒
剪接師 Editor：Charlie Tsai 蔡佳穎
調光師 Colorist：Roux Chen 陳希如
字幕師 Title Design: Jason Xiao 蕭董 

攝影器材：旋轉牧馬
燈光器材：貞寶企業有限公司
攝影棚：七號盒子攝影棚

特別感謝：我的神母親大人、Yayun Hsu、AJ Li 、 Joanne Lin、 米鹿、好運道具、吉利貨車出租、銘傳大學環管督導、李亮辰、林力誠、彭楷翔、李品萱、張詠琳、魏采綾、陳柏臻、酷炫阿唐、詹舒涵、辜郁綺、張朔豪、Amy Liu、Rachel、Grace

#ABCD #英文國歌 #唱出你的心聲