i repeated the golden poop experiment except rerolled with a dice shard. chaotic results. maybe the game makers will be pleased to know how well their game is made. those items keep pushing Isaac out of the room (the binding of isaac rebirth) #thebindingofisaac

the seed for the golden poop run. i did my “item farming” on Catacombs II (level 4)

Got woken up before the sun rose by this boy here who was whining because he had a tummy ache and wanted to get out to the garden to poo. Poor boy had the runs! *He is toilet trained to only pee/poo outside on the grass, so when he needs to go, he will stand at the balcony door to let us know to let him out. I picked up his smelly, molten poop whilst @thehuangergames rubbed his tummy gently to soothe it. In that moment, it dawned on me that I had become a pawrent to Bruno lol. I mean, I've been taking care of him but I guess this poo-nami episode just made me more legit hahahahaha. P.S. He is now officially my poo-pal because he likes to follow me to the toilet when I'm doing mine and will bark at the door if I don't let him in. Totally no privacy I know! #pawrentlife