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#三分鐘福音

Ｉ我們都如羊走迷Ｉ

我們人類都如同迷失的羊，在世界裡胡沖亂撞，找不到人生的方向。我們的身體被世界的王以工作加班、遊戲娛樂等原因所徵用，我們的魂被世界的王以真假消息、要過度奢華享樂的思想所困擾，以至於我們沒有時間也沒有精力去思考生命的真諦實意，也不知道人活著的意義。日復一日，我們就是忙忙碌碌。即便有些人看似是成功人士，享受著美酒佳餚鮮花掌聲，待酒盡人散，繁華落幕夜深人靜，也免不了會為未知的明天思慮煩擾，Bill Gates說：Microsoft破產，永遠只有十八個月；馬雲也說，其實我並不快樂。

親愛的朋友，幸運的是，我們因為耶穌基督而有了人生的轉機。聖經彼得前書說到，我們好像羊走迷了路，如今卻歸到我們魂的牧人和監督了。基督是神所差派到世間來，解決人生問題的救主。祂本是神的兒子，親臨塵世，生活了三十三半年，祂是罪人的朋友，是病人的醫生，更是神的羔羊，祂為我們死在十字架上，除去世人一切的罪，然而死亡不能拘禁祂，祂死而復活，釋放出神聖的生命。只要您相信他，接受祂，你就擁有神聖豐美、永遠無限的生命，就與這世界的王魔鬼撒旦劃清界限。今生的思慮，眼目的情欲，以及明天的憂慮都從我們心裡脫落。

有主萬事足，無罪一身輕，愁苦的人生就變成喜樂豐美的詩歌。

#你可以這樣禱告
主耶穌，你是我的好牧人,謝謝你尋回我,賜我生命,使我享受,使我得真正的安息。

#水深之處
#每周一三發佈
#陪福音朋友一起讀
#禱告信息讀經只要三分鐘

適合年齡：學齡前兒童（0-6歲）

常常丟東西的孩子，需要用一些工具來幫助他們保管好自己的物品，這一課的故事教孩子們不懶惰，東西用完歸位，讓孩子們學習『勤』的性格。

01:01
課前小活動：記憶力大考驗

02:01
詩歌：兒童詩歌811『小小螞蟻真殷勤』
小小螞蟻真殷勤，配搭工作忙不停，
天氣熱了，它不理，身體累了，它不息。
小朋友要殷勤，不偷懶，不怠惰，
神要小孩多努力，認真讀書勤學習。

03:21
故事：健忘的強強

11:21
課後活動：魔術書包

12:10
生活操練：
1.物品玩具能用完歸位
2.準備一個小朋友的背包，把東西收拾好，保管自己的東西
3.睡前和爸爸媽媽一起禱告

＊每週更新當週主日內容＊

請爸爸媽媽踴躍訂閱分享喔！

*影片原文出自於臺灣福音書房兒童教材《當我還是個小小嬰孩》 *
*詩歌伴奏出自於臺灣福音書房兒童詩歌811首《小小螞蟻真殷勤》*

#兒童主日學 #主日學 #兒童班 #主日兒童聚會 #兒童聚會

<脫口秀小訣竅中英翻譯-靈感篇>

文長注意!

之前小歐在脫口秀社團po了外國佛心大神脫口秀演員Gary Gulman，在twitter上連載的366個脫口秀小訣竅。

小妹就認領了靈感篇來翻譯。以下為22個小訣竅的中英文對照，若有翻的不盡理想的地方，請留言詳述，我會再看怎麼修改。原文和網誌版會放在留言處，方便大家查看。

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Ideas
靈感

Tip No. 41: You know those quirky little things you do and think? Collect them in a file or on paper. Even if you’re a storyteller, you can use these as details to add depth and distinction to your jokes.
你了解自己做或想的古怪小事嗎? 把他們記錄在紙上或檔案夾裡。即使你是講故事的人，也可以將這些內容作為細節，以增加笑話的深度和特色。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 45: Don’t Hoard Jokes
Don’t worry about “burning” material on a special or album. Hoarding jokes may signal to your brain that you’re out of ideas. “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” — Maya Angelou.
不要囤積笑話。不要怕在演出或專場用光自己累積的材料。囤積笑話會對你的大腦發出信號，暗示你已經沒有想法。如同Maya Angelou所說:”你無法耗盡創意。 你使用的越多，你擁有的就越多。”

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 45: This attitude has been crucial to an unprecedented streak of creativity over the last two years. I’ve written four hours of material, which is almost as much as I wrote in my first 23 years of comedy. Most important has been my health, this idea may be second.
Gary對此建議的想法: 在過去兩年中，這種態度對我的前所未有的創造力，有著至關重要的影響。我已經寫了四個小時的素材，這幾乎與我前23年的喜劇寫作一樣多。最重要的是我的健康，這個想法則排名第二位。

Tip No. 62: Look for inspiration everywhere. Paintings, music, poetry, rap, novels, nonfiction, short stories, theater, philosophy, etc. can all provide a spark for creativity. Cross-pollinate your work with broad influences and watch your creativity grow.
在各處尋找靈感。繪畫、音樂、詩歌、饒舌、小說、非小說、短篇故事、戲劇、哲學..等，都可以為創造力提供火花。以廣泛的影響力對你的工作進行異花授粉(原文:cross pollination，藉由風或昆蟲從別的花獲得繁衍的花粉)，並觀察你的創造力增長。

Tip No. 63: Write it all down while the coffee is still telling you you’re mighty. Reread after you’ve turned back into Dr. Banner (yes he’s a genius, but not as self-confident in that condition). That buzz is so valuable but needs editing.
在咖啡發揮效果告訴你”你超棒”的時期，把所有想法寫下來。當你回復成原本的自我 (原文: Dr. Banner，也就是尚未變身成綠巨人浩克的班納博士，是個缺乏自信的天才)時，重讀一次剛才的寫作。思緒激昂(原文:buzz，也有微醺、很鏘的意思)很珍貴，但需要編輯。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 90: After a Good Set, Brainstorm
You just had a great set. Instead of celebrating, use that hour or so after when the synapses are still firing and your confidence is soaring to voice record or write down the ideas that pop up during that especially fertile creative time.
如果你剛完成一場精采的表演，不用太早慶祝，要在大腦突觸仍在觸發、信心爆發、靈感特別豐腴的創作時間裡，把突然出現的想法錄音或寫下，再多花一個小時左右的時間繼續創作吧。

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 90: Huge help in making jokes that work longer and coming up with tangents and inspired ideas.
Gary對此建議的想法: 這建議在創作笑話的過程中提供巨大幫助，並提供變化和啟發性的想法。

Tip No. 92: Notice where you do your best thinking. The shower? Running? Listening to music? Not listening to music? Driving? Walking? Make sure to put yourself in the places where you’re doing your best thinking as frequently as possible.
你有注意過你在哪個’場景最能好好思考嗎。沐浴時？跑步時？聽音樂時？不聽音樂時？開車時?走路時？請盡量把自己放在最適合思考的場域。

Tip No. 132: I think you can limit frustration and discouragement by writing just a page on a new premise before trying it out onstage. See if there’s anything there before you spend a day on a new joke. But if you’re truly excited by the new idea, keep going!
我認為你可以在上台試笑話之前，先寫一頁的新前提，這可以限制你的挫敗感和沮喪感。在你花一整天開發新笑話之前，先研究前提是否可挖掘。但是，如果你真心對這個新點子感到興奮，那就放手去做吧!

Tip No. 143: Listen to strangers’ conversations. (I tell myself it’s not impolite if they’re being super-loud.) I got “How Dottie is that?” when a supercilious woman named Jodi bragged “How Jodi is that?” “So Jodi,” her friend replied.
偷聽陌生人的對談(我都告訴自己偷聽並不是沒禮貌的行徑，是他們講話太大聲了)。我有一次聽到一個名叫Jodi的膚淺女人吹噓"How Jodi is that?"，她朋友回覆:"So Jodi"，我因此想出了我的 “How Dottie is that?” 笑話。

Tip No. 157: Need new joke ideas? Be sensitive. If you’re uncomfortable with that word, use “irritable” (or grow up). A lot of good comedy comes from reaction to injustice or discomfort large and small, which requires being hypersensitive to those feelings.
需要新的笑話創意嗎？保持敏感。如果你對這個詞不滿意，請使用“煩躁”(或成長)。 許多優秀喜劇源自於對不平等或不適的大大小小的反應，產生這些感覺都需要保持敏感。

Tip No. 217: “All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.” — Federico Fellini. Purposefully mine your personal history for your act. Your life is a wellspring. Dig deep.
Federico Fellini說過:“所有藝術都是自傳。珍珠是牡蠣的自傳。”有目的得挖掘你的個人經歷，以作為你的演出。你的生活是靈感之源。請深入挖掘。

Tip No. 241: Many of your favorite writers include the same themes/subjects/objects/interests repeatedly in their work. Don’t be afraid to return again and again to your passions and obsessions to explore and expound.
你最愛的許多作家，都會在他們的作品裡重複探討相同的主題/目標/對象/興趣。不要害怕在你的熱情和沉迷之處，一次又一次得重複探索和闡述。

Tip No. 285: Explore unusual angles in a joke. Example: Examine things from the POV of a child or an Expert. My man Jimmy P and I still laugh over his “Martian response to high school football practice: Why are the hard-heads (players) taking orders from the small soft-heads (coach)?”
在笑話中探索不尋常的觀點。例如：從孩子或專家的視角觀看事物。我和我的兄弟Jimmy P仍會為他的笑話大笑:“火星人對高中足球訓練的反應：為什麼硬頭(球員)會從小型軟頭(教練)那裡得到命令？”

Tip No. 297: One of the miracles of comedy is that you can get redemption for suffering, small and large, by making something funny with it. When you are ready, try to write something funny about your mistakes, setbacks, or even tragedies.
喜劇的奇蹟之一是，藉由使事情變得有趣，你可以從大大小小的苦難中得到救贖。 當你準備就緒時，請嘗試寫一些有關你的錯誤、挫折甚至悲劇的有趣訊息。

Tip No. 298: Skim your life for the unusual events and activities that you can’t believe you were a part of or that people can’t believe you were a part of. Then write about it! Back row No. 93 MULLET:
No. 93後衛MULLET: “瀏覽你一生經歷過的、你或別人不敢相信你參與其中的奇特事件和活動。然後把它寫下來吧!“

Tip No. 310: When it comes to solving the puzzles that are our jokes, draw on every area of knowledge, expertise, and talent. It’s so gratifying to use a fact, a lesson, or a memory from elementary school, high school, or elsewhere to fill in the joke.
在解決我們玩笑的難關時，請利用各個領域的常識、專業知識和才能。用小學、高中或其他地方的事實、課業或回憶來充實笑話，會非常令人滿足。

Tip No. 311: Some of your best ideas will come to you in the shower. There’s science behind why it happens. Get a shower notepad if you have trouble remembering your ideas. Don’t listen to music. Listen to your thoughts. Ruminate on tonight’s set or a new joke.
洗澡時，你可能想到一些最好的點子。這現象的發生原因有科學依據。如果你難以記住自己的想法，請準備淋浴記事本。不要聽音樂。聽你的想法。用今晚的場景或一個新的笑話來反思。

Tip No. 313: Try teaching or informing the audience about something through some of your jokes. We love to learn while being entertained and vice versa. You have knowledge? Put it in your act! Just make sure it’s funny.
試試看通過講笑話來教導或告知聽眾新知識吧。我們喜歡在娛樂的同時學習，反之亦然。你有新知識嗎？把它放在你的演出！只要確保它很有趣就行。

Tip No. 327: Going home for Thanksgiving? Take copious notes! Your family is unique. Being reminded of the dynamics and adding new memories will be great resources for your act. “Family isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.”
逢年過節你會回家和家人團聚嗎？做大量筆記！你的家人是獨一無二的。記住動態場景並添加新的記憶，這會是你表演的寶貴資源。“家庭不是一個詞。 而是一個句子。”

Tip No. 331: There are great stories from our lives that we’re not able to translate into stand-up. Don’t throw them out. Collect those stories in a file for radio and TV and other interview situations.
我們生活中有許多很棒的故事，但我們無法將其轉化為脫口秀。可是不要把它們丟掉。要將這些故事收集在資料夾裡，以後在進行廣播和電視或採訪時可能用的到。

Tip No. 340: Volunteer! Especially if you don’t have a day job. There are so many opportunities to help. You will do good and have something new to write about. In NYC we have New York Cares. One year we decorated an elementary school for Halloween.
如果你沒有正職工作，當志工吧！你會有很多機會能幫助別人。你會做得很好，並有新的事情能寫。在紐約，我們設有紐約關懷中心。今年我們為萬聖節裝飾了一所小學。

Tip No. 358: I have recently started audio recording all notes sessions (for projects), and next time I pitch jokes with a friend I will record that too. It’s very helpful. You will be surprised at what you forgot when you listen back. Ask permission first.
我最近開始錄製所有筆記會話(用於專案)的錄音檔，並且下次我與朋友開玩笑時，我也會錄音。這非常有幫助。當你回聽時，你會驚訝於你忘記了什麼。但錄音前請先徵得許可。

Tip No. 360: Spending holidays with kids? Pay attention to them. Listen to them. Take note and embrace their curiosity and enthusiasm within your writing. (Also avoid the “kids these days” writing. It’s lazy.) Merry Christmas from your second favorite long-haired Jew.
和孩子一起度假嗎？注意觀察他們。聽他們說話。寫下你觀察到的東西並注意，並在寫作中懷抱孩子們的好奇心和熱情。(不要流水帳的寫“現在的小屁孩都如何如何”。這很懶。)你第二喜歡的長髮猶太叔叔在此祝你聖誕快樂(註，原作Gary是猶太人)。

作詞：王昀之
作曲：黃竹熒/林榮進
演唱：美美/大衛

#歡迎追蹤並且分享我們的音樂 #約書亞樂團 #祢讓我勇敢

祢讓我勇敢 / You Make Me Brave
詞曲 Lyricist & Composer：Amanda Cook
中譯詞 Translator：吳芳儀、周巽光 Ewen Chow
主領 Worship Leader：陳州邦 Ben Chen

[Verse 1]
我站立 在祢面前
I stand before You now
祢名聲 何等榮美
The greatness of your renown
我風聞 祢威嚴是 多麼奇妙可畏
I have heard of the majesty and wonder of you
萬王之王 我謙卑在祢座前
King of Heaven, in humility, I bow

[Chorus]
祢的愛 一波又一波
As Your love, in wave after wave
祢愛襲捲我 祢愛襲捲我
Crashes over me, crashes over me
若祢幫助我 誰還能抵擋我
For You are for us, You are not against us
祢全然得勝
Champion of Heaven,
讓我坦然無懼 進入祢應許
You made a way for all to enter in

[Verse 2]
聽見祢 呼喚我名
I have heard You calling my name
祢對我 唱出一首 愛的旋律
I have heard the song of love that You sing
噢 求祢帶我突破生命的極限
So I will let You draw me out beyond the shore
進入祢恩典 祢恩典
Into Your grace, Your grace

[Bridge]
祢讓我勇敢 讓我勇敢
('Cause) You make me brave, You make me brave
祢呼召我 離開岸邊 面對艱難
You call me out beyond the shore into the waves
祢讓我勇敢 讓我勇敢
You make me brave, You make me brave
愛不能被阻擋 使我剛強壯膽
No fear can hinder now the love that made a way

祢讓我勇敢 讓我勇敢
You make me brave, You make me brave
祢呼召我 離開岸邊 面對艱難
You call me out beyond the shore into the waves
祢讓我勇敢 讓我勇敢
You make me brave, You make me brave
愛不能被阻擋 使我剛強壯膽
No fear can hinder now the promises you made

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