【我親愛的Zoom視訊客人們】
To My Dear Zoom Clients

我忍了真的⋯⋯真的⋯⋯很久，今天過後實在忍無可忍，一定要叮嚀所有過去和未來的客人們。

我年紀很大了，受不了太大的刺激。

拜託，你們可以Zoom好來嗎？😓😑

一、Zoom視訊的視角 = 拍護照照的視角

護照自2020年起就已成為古董，但大家這一生應該有拍過證件照吧！

對了，就是要頭髮整齊，讓我看到你的雙耳、雙眼、鼻子、嘴巴、頸項和肩膀，到胸部。

我批八字時，需要看整個面相。不要讓你一半的臉掉出鏡頭外，這樣很像鍾無艷，也不要嘴巴不見掉，這樣我很像在跟一條羅漢魚視訊。

我看面相包括看你的嘴巴、牙齒和說話時的嘴形。是的，看相就是需要那麼仔細。

如果你的螢幕太低，那就找書本或舊報紙，把螢幕墊高一點。別讓我整一個小時半只看到你的雙下巴，會把你的面相比例給看錯。

不要一直告訴我不好意思，方法是人想出來的。

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二、光線

太暗，我看你如見鬼。
太亮，我會看不清你的膚色。
拉開窗簾，不要背向陽光。
有必要的話，就直接開燈！

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三、勿放什麼椰樹沙灘/金門大橋的虛擬背景圖

什麼虛擬背景圖都不要放啦～

我的家美最重要，我不在乎你的家美不美，我只是來看命的。

如果你的Wi-Fi不是很強，電腦功能不是很厲害，這類的虛擬背景圖會讓你的視訊畫面卡卡的。

有時你轉個身，整個右邊不見了，或部份的頭髮少了，讓我覺得我好像在看恐怖片，嚇人啊～

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四、環境和聲音

有些海外客人其實非常用心。為了與我視訊，特別去買有麥克風的耳機🎧，讓我能更清楚的聽到他們的聲音。😍

沒有使用耳機和麥克風的客人，往往他們的聲音會有種空氣般的回音，如果他們本身講話又小聲，我的耳機聲量開滿，我還是聽得滿辛苦的

也有香港和馬來西亞客人租過會議室、鐘點房間或單人工作室，就是為了不受家人的干擾，能安心的與我視訊。😍

最有趣的是，去年新加坡阻斷措施時，有位男客人跑到屋外的走廊坐在地上與我視訊。只是外頭風聲有點大，我好幾次都聽不清楚他的聲音。

曾有客人在咖啡廳與我視訊。咖啡廳裡的高談闊論聲和器皿的敲擊聲，頻頻從我的耳機闖進我的耳朵，哇～我的耳朵那時真的是活受罪，還要裝一副氣定神閒的樣子。

天啊，兩次過後，我寧願退錢，也不再見這樣的客人了。耳朵只有一對，我要保護好啊！

在這裡聲明：一般我們買手機時的那種有麥克風的耳機，就已能視訊。沒有戴耳機和麥克風的客人，我一概會拒絕諮詢，把費用原銀奉還。

五、孩子

曾試過諮詢的前20分鐘，一直被女客人的小孩打擾，進來哭著要媽媽主持公道。

如果你家中有六歲以下的兒童，會時不時來敲你的門，我建議你還是先別約我。你這樣會分心，無法聽好我交代的事，而我也得一直等你去安撫你的孩子，就無法在限定時間內看完你的八字，這樣對誰都不公平。

六、我只見客人一人

這個規矩，從我一出道就定下來，也清楚的寫在網站上，根本不用一而再的來試探水溫。

但這兩個星期，還是有客人硬闖關，事先安排自己的配偶/孩子坐在電腦的另一面，要他們聽我講他的八字。

我從不改我的規矩，也沒有八字或風水是我非看不可的。

讀書這麼高，連自己的命都不能自己負責，這已經不是能改到命的人了。

你一定要你的配偶陪你聽，那你需要的不是我來教你改命，是你的配偶來安你的心。

將來若還有這樣的事，我會直接中斷視訊，把錢退回去。

七、「我第一次用Zoom！」

可是從報名那天到今天的諮詢，你有兩個月的時間去摸索。

兩個月，怎麼還是錯誤百出？因為客人根本沒有事先準備和練習。

結果我就這樣等了20分鐘，還得等對方下載軟件。

Zoom不難使用，但如果是你沒有花時間去摸索，就不要撒謊，直接說，我就直接退現錢。

品德是改命的資糧，不要為了自己能脫身就隨便編一個漏洞百出的謊，還說自己是好人。這...不會臉皮太厚了嗎？

小事都不願做好，絕對不會成大器。

八、暈車

有些客人用Ipad或手機來視訊。

重點是，他一支手拿著手機，一支手拿筆寫筆記。他一邊寫，另一支手就一邊搖晃。他做在床上，移動一下，手機就彷彿大海嘯幾下🌊

我一天如果見三個這樣客人，我的視線就搖晃了5個小時。工作完畢後，頭也會痛得厲害，無法完成晚上製片的工作。

沒有自拍器三腳架，也應該有些書本或東西來頂著手機。

各位，多點善心，為我著想一下吧⋯⋯

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To My Dear Zoom Clients

I have been enduring it for a really really long time. That's it! I am gonna put a stop to this after today and send out this reminder to all my past and future clients.

I am getting on in years, and cannot stand too much stimulation.

Please.... can you guys do a proper Zoom?

Number 1: Going on screen in Zoom = Taking a photograph for your passport.

Since 2020, the passport has become something of an antique but I believe everyone has taken some kind of ID photos! Yes, the ones with your neatly combed trusses where I can see both your ears, nose, mouth, neck, shoulder all the way to your chest.

I would like to see your full face during the Bazi Consultation. Please don't allow half your face to fall off the screen and you end up looking like Zhong Wu Yan! Please also don't hide your mouth making me feel like I am talking to a Arrowana.

When I analyze your facial features, it includes your mouth, teeth and the shape of your mouth while you are talking. Yes, it is down to such level of details.

If your PC / Laptop monitor is too low, please find a book or old newspapers and stack it on top. Please don't let me only see your double chin for that 1.5 hours, as I would probably get the proportion of your face wrong.

Don't keep telling me you are apologetic. Think of a way out.

Number 2: The background lighting.

Too dark, you risk looking like a ghost.

Too bright, I cannot figure out your skin color.

Draw open the curtains, but don't face your back to the sunlight.

If necessary, just turn on the lights!

Number 3: Background images of coconut trees on sandy beaches or the Golden Gate Bridge.

There is no need to put on a virtual background. I only care about how my hone looks, I am not bothered by yours. I am only here to see your Bazi.

If your WIFI signal or your PC / Laptop performance is poor, using the virtual background can often make your Zoom video choppy. Sometimes when you turn your body, one side of your body or some part of your hair will disappear. It's really like one of those spooky movies scaring the wits out of me.

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Number 4: Background environment and noise.

Some of my overseas clients really put in effort for our Zoom sessions. They bought a headset with a mic so that I can hear them properly and vice versa.

Those that did not use a earphone or a headset often sounded echo-ish, and if they spoke softly, I would have to turn on the volume on my side full throttle and still have a hard time trying to hear them.

There are some clients from Hong Kong and Malaysia who would rent meeting rooms, hotel rooms or private work spaces by the hour so as to reduce any disturbance from others and better focus on the Zoom session with me.

I recalled an interesting incident during the Circuit Breaker last year. A client from Singapore Zoom-ed with me along the corridor outside his house. Most of the time, I was hearing the howling of the winds rather than his voice.

Some clients sat themselves in coffee places for our session. These places are often filled with loud chatters and the clanging of cups and plates, and my ears suffered terribly. Yet, I have to continue to be seen as composed and attentive.

Goodness me, after 2 of such experiences, I decided that I rather refund these clients and never see them again. I have only 1 pair of ears and I want to protect them at all costs!

A normal earpiece that comes with the purchase of a handphone is good enough for Zoom video calls. For clients who do not have a earpiece/headset and a mic, I would end the consultation and refund the monies.

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Number 5: Children

There was once where a session with a female client was repeatedly disrupted by her kids, running in crying for their mother to settle their quarrels. If you have children below 6 years of age, and likely to interrupt our session, I suggest you don't book a consultation with me.

You will be distracted, unable to focus on my advice and I have to wait for you to clear up the situation with your children, eating into the allowable time for me to complete the consultation. This is unfair to both you and me.

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Number 6: I only meet one person, that is the Client.

I have set this requirement the day I stepped into this line of work, and it is clearly written in my booking form. There is no need to try your luck under any circumstances.

But in the space of 2 weeks, there were some clients who rode their luck and got their spouse / child to sit on the other side of the screen to listen in on our consultation.

I never change my stance, and there is no single client that I cannot afford to lose.

If you insist to have your spouse sit in, it is apparent that you do not need me to help transform your destiny. Rather you really need your spouse to put your heart at ease.

If such things happen the next time, I will end the session immediately and refund the fees.

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Number 7: "My first time using Zoom"

But you have 2 full months to prepare before our actual consultation. You did not end up wasting time exploring the software and I wasted 20 mins waiting for you to download the software.

Zoom is an easy software to use but if you did not spend the time to familiarize yourself with it, please quit the lies and tell me directly. I will refund the consultation fees on the spot.

Our moral ethics serve as the foundation for our transformation. Stop weaving web of lies to get out of sticky situations, and still claim that you are a good person. Isn't this too thick-skinned?

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Number 8: Giddy spells

Some clients use Ipad or their handphones for the Zoom session. Crucially, they hold the device with one hand, and take notes with the other. As they write, the other hand holding the phone becomes shaky. If he is doing that on his bed, his handphone would shake like a tsunami wave every time he changes his position.

If I see 3 such clients within a day, it would be 5 hours of shaking visuals for me. That would mean a splitting headache at the end of my work day, and not being able to work on my videos at night.

Even if you don't have a tripod stand, at least prop up the device with a book or something.

Please everyone, please be kind and have mercy on me......

［天竺鼠公天結紮紀錄篇］

先來說說手術當天的情況
手術前兩個小時需要禁食
但是我禁食不止兩個小時..因為我怕牠手術噎到

#剛果非犬貓動物醫院 給邱醫生開刀結紮

呆寶當天體重1149g(又肥了）
術前要先打術前針
此針打下去...呆寶尖叫了一下😭😭
我好心疼 謝醫生跟護士請我在外面等候
打完後要等一段時間 才能進去做手術
在等待過程中呆寶好生氣..不理我（又背對我了）

時間到後..進去手術...
我這順便淚崩 因為手術麻醉也是有風險..
過了差不多20分鐘左右 呆寶出來了

嗯......牠這次出來沒有像上次開下巴腫瘤一樣
一直抖..甩頭....或是站不穩的情況
牠這是出來是用瞪我的 而且整隻已經醒來了...
然後第一件事 吃自己的黑豆（笑）
護士說很好牠的恢復能力真的很好👍

我瞬間安心了許多
但是也是待了一陣子
護士告知完所有情況我才帶呆寶回家

回家這路途我非常煎熬因為呆寶完全不戴塑膠頭套
一直大掙脫 然後我很害怕牠咬縫好的線頭
到家後快速換布頭套 （森爸提供的）
一樣大掙脫（因為我沒有用緊，後來用緊一點）
後來走路卡卡的（正常的因為不習慣）
過沒有多久呆寶面對了現實 走路用跳的（疑）

森爸也特別說 絕對不要心軟把頭套用掉
不然咬到線頭⋯⋯可怕的事情就會發生了！
（再次提倡 結紮拜託一定要戴頭套
我聽過太多跟我說自己天竺鼠不會咬
結果咬一個又大流血 跑去醫院又痛一次縫起來
重點是還細菌感染........（非常夭壽）
手術已經很不舒服了 還要再痛一次....更不舒服

❤️❤️回到家照顧的部分❤️❤️
要給予空曠的空間
也要保持傷口周圍的清潔
一天3-4次消毒傷口（醫院有開專用消毒水）
早晚吃口服藥（有止痛消炎）

於是呆寶尿過的地方
我沒有多久就直接換新的尿布墊

❤️❤️❤️❤️這次手術花費如下❤️❤️❤️❤️
手術費用1500
麻醉費1400
藥物費 500
頭套 100 （但是呆寶戴的是森爸提供的頭套）
以上可能會因為年紀.體重.健康狀況而有所變動
還是要依照當時醫生給予的報價為主！

#天竺鼠呆寶日常
#結紮 #呆寶蛋蛋哀傷

傳統的墊下巴手術，都是直接比對下巴外觀，再選擇合適的植入物尺寸，這樣的優點是費用比較親民，術前的前置程序也比較簡單，比較可能發生的問題，是術中醫師需要來回裁剪、修飾植入物，才能調整到最服貼下顎骨的形狀。

為了增加植入物與下顎骨的密合度，也可以選擇將下顎骨形狀以3D列印的方式製成模型，在術前就可以根據每個人的下顎形狀，挑選及模擬自己想要的下巴線條，不用擔心術後成果跟期待不符。這種方法相對的缺點就是成本提高，收費也較高，術前的前置程序也會比較冗長。

不管選擇哪一種方式改善下巴輪廓線，其實最重要的還是要與醫師充分溝通，讓醫師明白你的需求、也讓醫師詳細說明手術的效果和風險，這樣才能將每一次的療程發揮到最大效益，也才不會多花冤枉錢唷。

｜林榆芩醫師

在牙齒矯正的過程中
如果上顎的牙齒覆蓋下顎的牙齒過多
這樣的咬合就稱為 #深咬

為什麼有人拔了小臼齒矯正，矯正完後嘴巴還是凸凸的？為什麼同樣的矯正治療計畫，Angelababy凸嘴大改善，而有些人的矯正效果卻差強人意？其實這除了跟拔牙空間是怎麼使用有關（空間用來排整齊牙齒OR後退前牙改嘴凸），還跟治療後還沒有上、下顎深咬的咬合有關。

今天要來討論關於深咬的問題
還有介紹我常用的矯正深咬方式

💡影片重點

00:16 切牙齦手術澄清
02:39 要改善深咬的2個原因
04:17 第一次矯正牙齒後覺得嘴巴還是凸起的原因
05:11 常用打開深咬的4種方式
07:03 墊高咬合與打骨釘改深咬的比較
08:39 深咬較難矯正的族群

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原來傳統墊下巴的植體並沒有分男女生
這樣墊出來會好看嗎？
3D列印下巴可以解決這個問題？

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3D列印下巴是量身訂製的下巴植體，可以讓外觀更精緻俐落。
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