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「信耶穌不合科學。」一個哲學教授上課時說。

他頓了一頓，叫了一個新生站起來，說：「某某同學，你是基督徒嗎？」
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Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S.

I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.

By the way, that student was EINSTEIN

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影片英文字幕如下，供大家學習參考：
I believe you're sitting in my seat.
You're the one who invented jazz, right?
That's what they say.
And you're the one who can't play unless you have the ocean under your ass? right?
That's what I say.
Excusez-moi, s'il vous plait !
(Excuse me, please!)
Jelly Roll Morton did not play, he caressed those notes.
It sounded like a silk slip sliding down a woman's body.
His hands were butterflies, so light.
He got his start in the famed tenderloin districts of New Orleans,
and all did he learn to strokethe keyboard in those whorehouses.
People doing the deed upstairs didn't want any uproar.
They wanted music that would slip behind the curtains, under the beds, without disturbing the passion.
That's the kind of music he played.
And in that, he truly was the best.
- Bravo !
- Bravo !
Your turn, sailor.
Come on.
What's he doing ?
"Silent Night"?
Isn't that a Christmas carol?
Does he understand it's a contest?
"Silenet Night" is jazz?
Is it Christmas already?
Did he win, signor?
No, they're just warming up.
Bravo !
Come on, Jelly Roll, show us what jazz is all about!
What is wrong with you?
I can't help it. Music makes me cry.
The whole crew bet on you!
I put a year's pay on the line!
And you're crying ?
Now you cut that out and start thinking your music!
Can I bet, too ?
No! It's bad luck to bet on yourself.
I don't want to bet on me. I want to bet on him. He's the greatest.
You are crazy, you know that?
That way, if you lose I'll get your money back.
It's exactly the same piece of music, darling.
Yeah, sure, it's OK. But this is a competition.
This is really the end of the line.
Unbelievable.
Did he lose, signor?
Not yet.
Bravo!
You stick this up your ass!
Hey, Max?
Give me a cigarette, will you?
You're not handling this well.
Just give me a cigarette.
You don't smoke.
What is the matter with you?
You could lick this guy with one hand!
Come on!
Pardon me, I didn't catch that.
I didn't say anything, signor.
Bravo !
Are you going to give me a cigarette?
We'll be chucking coal a couple hundred years, and all you can say is...
Give me a fucking cigarette, will you?
Clown !
You asked for it, asshole.


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