<脫口秀小訣竅中英翻譯-靈感篇>

文長注意!

之前小歐在脫口秀社團po了外國佛心大神脫口秀演員Gary Gulman，在twitter上連載的366個脫口秀小訣竅。

小妹就認領了靈感篇來翻譯。以下為22個小訣竅的中英文對照，若有翻的不盡理想的地方，請留言詳述，我會再看怎麼修改。原文和網誌版會放在留言處，方便大家查看。

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靈感

Tip No. 41: You know those quirky little things you do and think? Collect them in a file or on paper. Even if you’re a storyteller, you can use these as details to add depth and distinction to your jokes.
你了解自己做或想的古怪小事嗎? 把他們記錄在紙上或檔案夾裡。即使你是講故事的人，也可以將這些內容作為細節，以增加笑話的深度和特色。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 45: Don’t Hoard Jokes
Don’t worry about “burning” material on a special or album. Hoarding jokes may signal to your brain that you’re out of ideas. “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” — Maya Angelou.
不要囤積笑話。不要怕在演出或專場用光自己累積的材料。囤積笑話會對你的大腦發出信號，暗示你已經沒有想法。如同Maya Angelou所說:”你無法耗盡創意。 你使用的越多，你擁有的就越多。”

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 45: This attitude has been crucial to an unprecedented streak of creativity over the last two years. I’ve written four hours of material, which is almost as much as I wrote in my first 23 years of comedy. Most important has been my health, this idea may be second.
Gary對此建議的想法: 在過去兩年中，這種態度對我的前所未有的創造力，有著至關重要的影響。我已經寫了四個小時的素材，這幾乎與我前23年的喜劇寫作一樣多。最重要的是我的健康，這個想法則排名第二位。

Tip No. 62: Look for inspiration everywhere. Paintings, music, poetry, rap, novels, nonfiction, short stories, theater, philosophy, etc. can all provide a spark for creativity. Cross-pollinate your work with broad influences and watch your creativity grow.
在各處尋找靈感。繪畫、音樂、詩歌、饒舌、小說、非小說、短篇故事、戲劇、哲學..等，都可以為創造力提供火花。以廣泛的影響力對你的工作進行異花授粉(原文:cross pollination，藉由風或昆蟲從別的花獲得繁衍的花粉)，並觀察你的創造力增長。

Tip No. 63: Write it all down while the coffee is still telling you you’re mighty. Reread after you’ve turned back into Dr. Banner (yes he’s a genius, but not as self-confident in that condition). That buzz is so valuable but needs editing.
在咖啡發揮效果告訴你”你超棒”的時期，把所有想法寫下來。當你回復成原本的自我 (原文: Dr. Banner，也就是尚未變身成綠巨人浩克的班納博士，是個缺乏自信的天才)時，重讀一次剛才的寫作。思緒激昂(原文:buzz，也有微醺、很鏘的意思)很珍貴，但需要編輯。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 90: After a Good Set, Brainstorm
You just had a great set. Instead of celebrating, use that hour or so after when the synapses are still firing and your confidence is soaring to voice record or write down the ideas that pop up during that especially fertile creative time.
如果你剛完成一場精采的表演，不用太早慶祝，要在大腦突觸仍在觸發、信心爆發、靈感特別豐腴的創作時間裡，把突然出現的想法錄音或寫下，再多花一個小時左右的時間繼續創作吧。

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 90: Huge help in making jokes that work longer and coming up with tangents and inspired ideas.
Gary對此建議的想法: 這建議在創作笑話的過程中提供巨大幫助，並提供變化和啟發性的想法。

Tip No. 92: Notice where you do your best thinking. The shower? Running? Listening to music? Not listening to music? Driving? Walking? Make sure to put yourself in the places where you’re doing your best thinking as frequently as possible.
你有注意過你在哪個’場景最能好好思考嗎。沐浴時？跑步時？聽音樂時？不聽音樂時？開車時?走路時？請盡量把自己放在最適合思考的場域。

Tip No. 132: I think you can limit frustration and discouragement by writing just a page on a new premise before trying it out onstage. See if there’s anything there before you spend a day on a new joke. But if you’re truly excited by the new idea, keep going!
我認為你可以在上台試笑話之前，先寫一頁的新前提，這可以限制你的挫敗感和沮喪感。在你花一整天開發新笑話之前，先研究前提是否可挖掘。但是，如果你真心對這個新點子感到興奮，那就放手去做吧!

Tip No. 143: Listen to strangers’ conversations. (I tell myself it’s not impolite if they’re being super-loud.) I got “How Dottie is that?” when a supercilious woman named Jodi bragged “How Jodi is that?” “So Jodi,” her friend replied.
偷聽陌生人的對談(我都告訴自己偷聽並不是沒禮貌的行徑，是他們講話太大聲了)。我有一次聽到一個名叫Jodi的膚淺女人吹噓"How Jodi is that?"，她朋友回覆:"So Jodi"，我因此想出了我的 “How Dottie is that?” 笑話。

Tip No. 157: Need new joke ideas? Be sensitive. If you’re uncomfortable with that word, use “irritable” (or grow up). A lot of good comedy comes from reaction to injustice or discomfort large and small, which requires being hypersensitive to those feelings.
需要新的笑話創意嗎？保持敏感。如果你對這個詞不滿意，請使用“煩躁”(或成長)。 許多優秀喜劇源自於對不平等或不適的大大小小的反應，產生這些感覺都需要保持敏感。

Tip No. 217: “All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.” — Federico Fellini. Purposefully mine your personal history for your act. Your life is a wellspring. Dig deep.
Federico Fellini說過:“所有藝術都是自傳。珍珠是牡蠣的自傳。”有目的得挖掘你的個人經歷，以作為你的演出。你的生活是靈感之源。請深入挖掘。

Tip No. 241: Many of your favorite writers include the same themes/subjects/objects/interests repeatedly in their work. Don’t be afraid to return again and again to your passions and obsessions to explore and expound.
你最愛的許多作家，都會在他們的作品裡重複探討相同的主題/目標/對象/興趣。不要害怕在你的熱情和沉迷之處，一次又一次得重複探索和闡述。

Tip No. 285: Explore unusual angles in a joke. Example: Examine things from the POV of a child or an Expert. My man Jimmy P and I still laugh over his “Martian response to high school football practice: Why are the hard-heads (players) taking orders from the small soft-heads (coach)?”
在笑話中探索不尋常的觀點。例如：從孩子或專家的視角觀看事物。我和我的兄弟Jimmy P仍會為他的笑話大笑:“火星人對高中足球訓練的反應：為什麼硬頭(球員)會從小型軟頭(教練)那裡得到命令？”

Tip No. 297: One of the miracles of comedy is that you can get redemption for suffering, small and large, by making something funny with it. When you are ready, try to write something funny about your mistakes, setbacks, or even tragedies.
喜劇的奇蹟之一是，藉由使事情變得有趣，你可以從大大小小的苦難中得到救贖。 當你準備就緒時，請嘗試寫一些有關你的錯誤、挫折甚至悲劇的有趣訊息。

Tip No. 298: Skim your life for the unusual events and activities that you can’t believe you were a part of or that people can’t believe you were a part of. Then write about it! Back row No. 93 MULLET:
No. 93後衛MULLET: “瀏覽你一生經歷過的、你或別人不敢相信你參與其中的奇特事件和活動。然後把它寫下來吧!“

Tip No. 310: When it comes to solving the puzzles that are our jokes, draw on every area of knowledge, expertise, and talent. It’s so gratifying to use a fact, a lesson, or a memory from elementary school, high school, or elsewhere to fill in the joke.
在解決我們玩笑的難關時，請利用各個領域的常識、專業知識和才能。用小學、高中或其他地方的事實、課業或回憶來充實笑話，會非常令人滿足。

Tip No. 311: Some of your best ideas will come to you in the shower. There’s science behind why it happens. Get a shower notepad if you have trouble remembering your ideas. Don’t listen to music. Listen to your thoughts. Ruminate on tonight’s set or a new joke.
洗澡時，你可能想到一些最好的點子。這現象的發生原因有科學依據。如果你難以記住自己的想法，請準備淋浴記事本。不要聽音樂。聽你的想法。用今晚的場景或一個新的笑話來反思。

Tip No. 313: Try teaching or informing the audience about something through some of your jokes. We love to learn while being entertained and vice versa. You have knowledge? Put it in your act! Just make sure it’s funny.
試試看通過講笑話來教導或告知聽眾新知識吧。我們喜歡在娛樂的同時學習，反之亦然。你有新知識嗎？把它放在你的演出！只要確保它很有趣就行。

Tip No. 327: Going home for Thanksgiving? Take copious notes! Your family is unique. Being reminded of the dynamics and adding new memories will be great resources for your act. “Family isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.”
逢年過節你會回家和家人團聚嗎？做大量筆記！你的家人是獨一無二的。記住動態場景並添加新的記憶，這會是你表演的寶貴資源。“家庭不是一個詞。 而是一個句子。”

Tip No. 331: There are great stories from our lives that we’re not able to translate into stand-up. Don’t throw them out. Collect those stories in a file for radio and TV and other interview situations.
我們生活中有許多很棒的故事，但我們無法將其轉化為脫口秀。可是不要把它們丟掉。要將這些故事收集在資料夾裡，以後在進行廣播和電視或採訪時可能用的到。

Tip No. 340: Volunteer! Especially if you don’t have a day job. There are so many opportunities to help. You will do good and have something new to write about. In NYC we have New York Cares. One year we decorated an elementary school for Halloween.
如果你沒有正職工作，當志工吧！你會有很多機會能幫助別人。你會做得很好，並有新的事情能寫。在紐約，我們設有紐約關懷中心。今年我們為萬聖節裝飾了一所小學。

Tip No. 358: I have recently started audio recording all notes sessions (for projects), and next time I pitch jokes with a friend I will record that too. It’s very helpful. You will be surprised at what you forgot when you listen back. Ask permission first.
我最近開始錄製所有筆記會話(用於專案)的錄音檔，並且下次我與朋友開玩笑時，我也會錄音。這非常有幫助。當你回聽時，你會驚訝於你忘記了什麼。但錄音前請先徵得許可。

Tip No. 360: Spending holidays with kids? Pay attention to them. Listen to them. Take note and embrace their curiosity and enthusiasm within your writing. (Also avoid the “kids these days” writing. It’s lazy.) Merry Christmas from your second favorite long-haired Jew.
和孩子一起度假嗎？注意觀察他們。聽他們說話。寫下你觀察到的東西並注意，並在寫作中懷抱孩子們的好奇心和熱情。(不要流水帳的寫“現在的小屁孩都如何如何”。這很懶。)你第二喜歡的長髮猶太叔叔在此祝你聖誕快樂(註，原作Gary是猶太人)。

八歲的小貝拉喜歡寫故事，這是一本她正在努力寫的長篇小說，我選了一章節，翻成中文與大家分享。我盡所能原汁原味按照她的原文描述修改及翻譯，希望大家喜歡她的小說故事創作。我不得不說八歲能寫這樣，太強👍。

🥰這故事妳可於夜晚時，唸給孩子聽，我有附英文版。

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《小說故事創作 (Part1）by 八歲小貝拉》

1847年。

吃完晚飯，我繼續在餐桌寫著我的故事。

『已經很晚了。』媽媽提醒我。

我好討厭深夜，因為深夜裡有很多可怕的東西跑出來，例如：木乃伊，怪物，鬼魂，雪人…等。

我回到房間，看見姐姐艾瑪正在梳頭，她的頭髮是如此柔順美麗，不像我的頭髮又髒又亂，我坐下來想要改變自己的樣子，於是我看著鏡子一直說：『我很漂亮、我很美麗、我很漂亮、我很美麗…』這些話使我頭暈目眩。

隔日，星期天早晨，媽媽總是很忙，我在廚房興奮地跳來跳去，我想趕快見凱蒂，也想吃點餅乾，那種脆脆的餅乾。姐姐依然很漂亮，她穿著天藍色的洋裝上面綴著白色蝴蝶結在我面前飛舞。

『完了，凱蒂一定在等我！』我大喊。

媽媽立刻給我一塊麵包，她吩咐：『一路小心，妳必須在…』

『在十二點前回家，我知道了！』我離開了家，跑過樹林。

『衝啊！』我彷彿聽到了那些大樹不停地在我耳邊咆嘯，大聲且清晰。

今天天氣好冷，好像在最冷的冬日吃了49球冰淇淋一樣！

『嘿！』我向凱蒂揮手。

『你還好嗎？』凱蒂憂心問我：『我是說妳看起來好像吃了48球冰淇淋。』

『是49球冰淇淋。』我指正她。

凱蒂很困惑，用一種「我老是在不恰當的時候說了一句不該說的話」的那張臉看著我。

接著，我們走到了小溪邊。我們準備了兩個瓶子，要玩了一個名為“水花瓶子”的遊戲。我們在瓶子上打了個洞，把瓶子裝滿水，然後相互潑濺在對方的頭上，好似淋雨一般，也好像正在跟一位頑皮的男孩玩灑水遊戲！

『碰！』我和凱蒂忽然間聽見怪聲。我們嚇到，宛如兩個吃了100球冰淇淋的雪人，僵住了！

凱蒂原本是很勇敢的；但是現在看起來跟我一樣害怕。

『妳不是很勇敢嗎？為什麼妳現在看起來不像。』我壓低了聲音。

凱蒂看著我，嚴肅地說：『我們不應該在這時候開玩笑。』

凱蒂用腳尖輕輕走路，然後踏進溪流，水發出飛濺的聲音『啪噓、啪噓…』

『噓，妳正在把外星人嚇跑！』我小聲提醒凱蒂。

她點了點頭，用非常緩慢的速度前進，並專注凝視著那東西，然後一把握住它！

『噢，這是一隻可憐的小兔子。』凱蒂看著兔子，甚至…已經喜歡上牠。

『牠好像睡著了。』凱蒂像個嬰兒一樣，緊緊抱住兔子。凱蒂的擁抱有時不是一件好事，因為她總是顯得太興奮。

『我們可以來抓一些葉子使它變軟來餵牠。』我摸著兔子說。

『我們應該把牠交給黛拉。』凱蒂建議：『黛拉是一位非常優秀的動物護士，她只有九歲，但快十歲了。』

我們走著走著，終於到了黛拉的密室，那外頭有很多小動物正在等著她的幫助，所以她可能很忙。我們進了小屋棚，那是一間用樹葉和樹枝蓋成的小房子。我們東瞧西看，屋內有很多食物、藥品、水和其他東西。

黛拉正抱著一隻可愛嬌小的老鼠，名叫艾莉絲。

『這隻可憐的小兔子受傷了而且被遺棄，快救救她或他！』凱蒂抱著兔子快步走向黛拉，急促地請求幫助。

黛拉接過兔子仔細端詳說：『我會幫這隻兔子看看牠有什麼毛病，也會確認牠是她或他。』

凱蒂聽後，開心使盡地緊緊抱住黛拉。

『別開心太早！我們還不知道牠是否有什麼問題？』黛拉冷靜地說。
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(待續）
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《Story writing (Part 2) by Bella Chang, 8yrs old》

1847

I ate my dinner then did my work.

"It's going to be late. " Mom said.

I hate night, because there are many scary things coming out in the late night, like mummies, monsters, ghosts, snowmen...etc.

I went back to the room and saw my big sister Emma brushing her hair. Her hair is so soft and smooth, not like my hair is dirty and messy. I sit down and want to change my look. So I look at the mirror and keep saying: "I am beautiful, I am beautiful, I am beautiful, I am beautiful! " All that words made me dizzy.

The next Sunday morning, my mother is always busy. I hopped around happily in the kitchen. I want to meet Katie as soon as possible, and I want to eat some cookies, the crunchy cookies. My sister is still beautiful, she is swing her dress in front of me, it's like a sky blue color with a white bow.

"Katie must be waiting for me! "I yelled.
My mom gave me a piece of bread. She reminded me：" Stay safe and come back before…."

"I know before 12:00. "I left home and ran across the trees.

"RUSH!" I heard those big trees roaring in my ears, loud and clear.

The weather is so cold, feeling like eating 49 balls of ice cream on the coldest winter day!

"Hey! "I waved to Katie.

"Are you ok? "Katie asked me worried: "I mean you look like to have eaten 48 balls of ice cream."

"It's 49 balls of ice cream. "I corrected her.

Katie was confused and looked at me with a face that "with one of my not the right time to say that."

Later, we walked down to the creek. We had two bottles, and played a game called "Splashed bottle!". We made a hole in the bottle, filled the bottle with water, and then splashed water over our heads, like it's raining, and also like we were playing with a mean boy!

"Bump! " Suddenly, Katie and I heard strange noises.

We froze like two snowmen who ate 100 balls of ice cream.

Katie was brave, but now...
"I thought you were brave why don't I see it now" I said super duper cooper quietly.

She looked at me and scared so was I.
"We shouldn't be joking at this right moment. "Katie Said.

Katie tip toe then went across the creek. "Splash splash……"

"Shhh… you are making the alien go away! "

She nodded, moved forward slowly, stared at the thing, and then grasped it!
"Oh, it is a poor little bunny. " Katie looked at the rabbit, even... already loved it.

"The bunny went to sleep?" Katie hugged the bunny so tightly like a baby. Sometimes Katie's hug is not a good thing, because she always kinda too excited.

"Let's grab a hull bunch of leaves to make it soft and feed. "
"We should give it to Della." Katie suggested: "Della is nice nurse for animals. She is only 9 years old, but almost 10. 』

As we walked and walked, we finally arrived at Della's hideout. There were many small animals staying outside waiting for her help, so she might be very busy.

We went inside the the little hut, which like a small house made of leaves and sticks. We looked around, there were a lot of food, medicine, water and other things.

Della is holding a cute and petite mouse named Alice.

"This poor little bunny was hurt and unloved. You need to help him or her!" Katie walked quickly to Della and said very very fast.

Della looked at the bunny very close. "I will see what is wrong with the bunny and tell you it's a girl or boy. "

Katie hugged Della tight as she could.

"Don't be that happy, we still don’t know if it's OK? Della said.

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(To be continued....)
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😘歡迎大家分享和按讚。
😎請尊重作家小貝拉的故事版權，如果要轉載者，請註明出處，切勿抄襲盜用。

另外，照片裡的小貝拉是在寫數學功課，不是在寫故事。她為了不被打擾，她都是躲在廁所寫故事的 😏。
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#八歲小貝拉的小說創作

"May one day lead the world — but it will never be loved"
泰晤士報亞洲編輯唔好咁得唔得？

今日《The Times》嘅國際版長文，係由亞洲編輯Richard Lloyd Parry主理，分析世界各國人民點解對中國嘅感覺咁差，簡單啲講可以用一個字形容：mean！

佢講到明觀感嘅嘢係好主觀嘅，而問題係個政府點解用咗咁多資源同努力都唔可以响國際上贏到更多朋友同支持者。

//This dislike is personal...But strategically it matters profoundly to a government that has expended effort and expense in an unsuccessful effort to win international friends and admirers.//

佢話咁多年黎中國唔係無文化產業值得國際欣賞，例如飲食文化或者熊貓，不過响唔同嘅軟實力領域上面唔只落後美國，更加未可以同隔離啲亞洲國家比較。

戰後嘅日本主導西方對亞洲嘅觀感，到今日仍然有汽車、時裝、建築、電影同小說呢啲軟實力，而後上嘅南韓唔只科技上有發展，K-Pop更加領導國際流行音樂，佢話仲未見到中國嘅Sony Walkman or Uniqlo或者BTS。

//This is not for lack of effort...But China’s efforts to influence have often backfired.//
（唔係無盡過力嘅，不過每次都係「回力鏢」。）

例如孔子學院近期嘅狀況，法國嘅成吉斯汗展覽因為要審查內容被單方面取消（配上內蒙嘅語文教育事件），之後到疫情後期嘅"wolf warrior"就可以話係令軟實力有粉碎嘅危機（soft power runs the risk of being shredded）。

#唔好咁mean得唔得

原文：
《The Times》
Xi Jinping’s China may one day lead the world — but it will never be loved
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/world/xi-jinpings-china-may-one-day-lead-the-world-but-it-will-never-be-loved-v9cnqjx6t

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涼涼（電視劇「三生三世十里桃花」片尾曲）小提琴版本 | Violin cover by Lin Tzu An of OST from TV series “Eternal Love” by Yang Zhong Wei and Zhang Bi chen

涼涼是很多粉絲和聽眾都許願想聽cover的歌，有一個很特別的原因是大家喜歡這首歌的旋律，但是覺得歌詞雕砌詞藻的痕跡太明顯所以感覺滅火，那就讓我來幫大家生火吧🔥🔥🔥🔥

小說或是電視劇我都沒有看過，但是聽了旋律馬上就可以感受到在描述虐心劇情，
這種只用旋律描述歌曲的意境，的確是厲害的編曲（也是我用小提琴可以發揮的好曲！）

嘗試用小提琴表現本來男女對唱的形式，先用琴聲模仿溫柔又空靈的女聲視角，用旋律表達對一份命中注定但又坎坷的愛情，從憧憬到欣慰到最後的不後悔，另方面再用男聲畫出安全感溫柔包圍。

希望你們聽完我的cover又會想回去追劇！！

歡迎大家在沒有下雨的週末到信義區香堤大道，聽cover歌曲的live版！詳細演出相關資訊，我都會更新在我的Instagram 限時動態！

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There are sooooo many requests for this songs from my subscribers and I think it's quiet interesting to share one of the reasons here that they like the melody of the song, but they are not much into the lyrics, making them less interested in the song, so here I AM 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I haven’t read the novel or watch the TV series of “Eternal Love,” but I can immediately feel the sad plot after listening to the melody, which is really amazing for the song writer or the arranger describe the emotion and their heart by the melody only (most of the time it's the lyrics that make people feel the emotion of such song)

I tried to use my violin to express the male and female duet by imitating the soft female voice to express the destined love and then by imitating the gentle male voice to draw the sense of security around the girl.

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#LesMisérables #CastleOnACloud #二胡
悲慘世界音樂劇-雲端城堡 二胡版 by 永安
Les Misérables Musical - Castle on a Cloud (Erhu Cover by YungAn)
http://blog.xuite.net/wangan/njb/250931017

《悲慘世界》（法語：Les Misérables）是由法國音樂劇作曲家克勞德-米歇爾·勳伯格和阿蘭·鮑伯利共同創作的一部音樂劇，改編自維克多·雨果的同名小說。故事以1832年巴黎共和黨人起義為背景，講述了主人公尚萬強在多年前因為了家人沒有食物而去偷麵包遭判重刑，假釋後計劃重新做人、改變社會，但卻遇上種種困難的艱辛歷程。該劇於1980年在法國巴黎的體育宮首次公演，原本預計上演八週，結果延長加演，共演出了16週，因之後的場地時程已被預訂才不得不下檔。

悲慘世界曾被英國BBC電台第二台的聽眾選為「全國第一不可或缺的音樂劇」。2005年10月8日，該劇在倫敦皇后劇場慶祝20週年，而且在上映前便已經預訂演出至2007年1月6日，取代了安德魯·洛伊·韋伯的《貓》，成為倫敦西區上演年期最長的音樂劇。《孤星淚》與《貓》、《歌劇魅影》和《西貢小姐》一同被認為是1980年代以來，歐洲最具影響力的音樂劇之一。

悲慘世界的2012年電影版，當年沒時間去電影院看，覺得很可惜。最近偶然在出租店發現藍光版，就馬上租回來看。重溫了很多耳熟能詳的曲子『Do you hear the people sing』、『I Dreamed A Dream』、『On My Own』等等...，不過我最喜歡的還是『Castle on a Cloud』。在冰天雪地中，小珂賽特唱出美麗而孤獨的旋律，她幻想著有一座城堡，在那裏不用打掃，且有一位身穿白衣的淑女會照顧她。讓我們先來欣賞網路上的影片：
http://youtu.be/bhd8NuvxfKI

這首是C調指法，很適合二胡演奏喔，我們就來玩這首吧！樂曲表現上，右手換弓注意手腕的連貫性，漸慢的樂句要掌握住自己的呼吸，盡量把珂賽特的惆悵表現出來。我的演奏上很多不成熟的地方，還請各位朋友繼續給予指點囉！

讓我們拿起二胡，一起進入小珂賽特的幻想城堡吧！（￣▽￣）

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悲慘世界音樂劇-雲端城堡 二胡版

英文：Les Misérables Musical - Castle on a Cloud
作詞：Herbert Kretzmer
作曲：Claude-Michel Schonberg
原曲發行：1980年9月
二胡錄製：2014年11月11日
簡譜：永安
二胡：永安
http://blog.xuite.net/wangan/njb/250931017

1=C
There is a castle on a cloud／在雲之彼端有個城堡
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I like to go there in my sleep／我喜歡在夢境中去那個地方
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Aren't any floors for me to sweep／那裡沒有需要我掃的地板
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Not in my castle on a cloud／那永遠不會在我的城堡裡出現的
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There is a room that's full of toys／那裡有一間擺滿玩具的房間
67176 6#56
There are a hundred boy and girls／還有一百個男孩和女孩
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Nobody shouts or talks too loud／沒有人會大喊大叫
23436 716
Not in my castle on a cloud／那永遠不會再我的城堡裡出現
23432 176

There is a lady all in white／那裡還有個渾身雪白的小姐
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Holds me and sings a lullaby／抱著我唱著搖籃曲
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She's nice to see and she's soft to touch／她看起來是那麼的美麗 皮膚摸起來是那麼的柔軟
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She says "Cosette, I love you very much."／她說『珂賽特，我是多麼的愛你。』
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I know a place where no one's lost／我知道有個地方沒人會迷路
67176 6#56
I know a place where no one cries／我知道有個地方沒人會哭泣
67176 543
Crying at all is not allowed／因為哭是被禁止的
23436 716
Not in my castle on a cloud／那永遠也不會在我的城堡裡出現
23432 176

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