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性教育超酷
I Set My Friends on Fire
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What's wrong, Billy?
Billy: Well, I started to feel strange down there.
Well, could that be the ice cream you drop on your pants?
Billy: Ya, but I'm also growing hair in my private part place.
Ewww, gross. What are you somekind of sick werewolf freak?
Billy: Can anyone tell me what's happening to my body?
怎麼了嗎，比利?
比利: 嗯，我覺得下面怪怪的
嗯，會不會可能是因為你放在褲子上的冰淇淋造成的呢?
比利: 對啦，不過我的私處也開始冒出毛來
噫，噁心。什麼鬼啊你，你是某種讓人想吐的狼人怪胎嗎?
比利: 有誰能告訴我究竟我身體是發生什麼事情!
*註解請開燈
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There comes a time in every man's life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare
在男人的一生中，
總有段時間要經歷原本光溜溜的地方，開始長出毛來
I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy
Because periods suck and commas rule!
This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool!
我知道你感到怪怪的，但你應該感到高興
畢竟你沒有陰道，有那個真的很糟糕
因為月經爛透了* 月經(period)也可以當
而且逗點超酷! 句號的意思。
這是關於性教育的歌，不是文法課，你這蠢貨!
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
當女方將靈魂與肉體都交付給你時，你最好戴上套子
那個小王八蛋可能有感染性病，你有仔細聽我在說的嗎?
在性教之歌中(性教之歌中)，記住你所耳聞(記住你所耳聞)
除了我以外，別人教的全都給他忘光光
給我牢牢記住，跟人爬上床前最好先回想個幾遍
And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby,
And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(OH MY GOD IT BURNS! )
只需要一個精細胞，就可以弄出個寶寶
如果你覺得他們很可愛，那你一定是瘋了!
小寶寶超鳥因為他們嘔吐、拉屎還有哭鬧
而且他們還能尿在你的眼睛裡
(我的天啊，我的眼睛好燙!)
And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts
欸，我們有提到嘛?
關於得到性病的風險* STD = Sexually Transmitted Disease
不只是倒胃的妓女才有 性方面的 傳染性 疾病
就連丹尼斯(小蟲)羅德曼都得過
你不知道丹尼斯羅德曼是誰?
那你最好多看點籃球比賽
給我等一下，這首歌不是在講運動
重要的，你不能穿這樣的短褲去把妹
When she gives you affection, you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed (in Sex Ed), remember what you read (remember what you read)
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed
當女方將靈魂與肉體都交付給你時，你最好戴上套子
那個小王八蛋可能有感染性病，你有仔細聽我在說的嗎?
在性教之歌中(性教之歌中)，記住你所耳聞(記住你所耳聞)
除了我以外，別人教的全都給他忘光光
給我牢牢記住，跟人爬上床前最好先回想個幾遍
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Billy: I still don't get it.
比利:我還是不懂
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Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You will get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day
你的身體正在長大
你的毛會越長越多
而且你那幼齒的聲音會開始改變
而且你那害羞的地方會感到怪怪的
你身上的坑坑疤疤會有難聞的氣味
你的臉上會開始長痘子
你不懂這些是會把女生嚇跑的
所以給我每天都聽這首歌
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Billy: That song was stupid.
比利:這首歌好蠢
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推 blueshock:this song rocks 11/20 15:28
推 morlboro:推阿~~~這首歌真的超智障 11/20 15:54
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推 MoonOfFrost:糾正一下Ability應該是能力,幹這首歌超好聽的＝ ＝ 11/20 18:38
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※ 編輯: usbeef 來自: 61.62.103.66 (11/20 18:45)推 coolfly:寓教於樂XDDDDD 11/20 20:25
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