「思考狗生」！大家早唞 😴🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷
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話說今日放假，下晝又帶🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷去老地方涼下冷氣☕️！照舊搵返角落頭位坐唔好阻到人，但係坐喺隔離枱嘅一個女仔見到我哋即刻閃開，我就話唔好意思，跟住用自己身體分隔開兩張枱。坐咗一陣，男朋友仔問可唔可以摸摸佢哋？我照舊都係果句，請問介唔介意先消毒雙手？男朋友仔摸完又摸又再摸，跟住我就問一下女朋友仔係咪驚狗？佢哋話係！於是我就話不如試吓踏出一步啦，好難得有🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷咁乖任搞唔嬲。摸咗一陣之後，佢仲夠膽抱埋Mochi喺身𠻹！玩下玩下吹下吹下咁就完結一個下午，梗係又要講返句多謝大家咁有耐性聽我狗噏嗰啲邏輯思考嘅理論啦！
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大家成日都話科技令通信更發達，令人連繫更容易，其實都係荒謬絕倫！好多而家嘅人會選擇偷影、明影一張相，跟住擺上社交平台或者群組分享，同嗰啲遠在千里嘅人連繫，反而面對面生au au 近在咫尺企喺面前嘅人，連一個笑容或者點頭嘅交流都冇.....
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大家記得戴口罩😷勤洗手🤲🏻🚿留家抗疫💪🏻
Stay Home Stay Safe & Healthy & Happy!
Wear Mask 😷 Wash Ur Hands 🤲🏻🚿
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*拍照前請先打招呼詢問一下哦
*拍照前請先注意交通安全哦
*狗狗上廁所時請不要拍照哦
*我清理和拿著狗狗便便時請不要拍照哦
*摸狗狗前請先問一下
*我們鼓勵人與人之間應該多聯繫
*打個招呼拍拍照何樂而不為
*PleaseGreet&AskBeforeYouSnap
*PleasePayAttentionToTrafficBeforeYouSnap
*PleaseDoNotSnapWhenDoggiesPeeAndPoo
*PleaseDoNotSnapWhenAmCleaningAndCarryingTheirPoops
*PleaseAskBeforeYouPat
*WeEncourageHumanEngagement
*NothingToLooseToSayHi
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#WE5 #Shibaland #Shibainus #shibas #ShibaGang #GrandpaDogTraining #Grandpa狗噏 #DogTraining #MutualRespect #WE5ShibaFamily
#多尊重少包容 #文明旅遊 #柴犬 #HKShibas #ShibaFamily
#HKShibas #港柴
#DiscoverHongKong #DogsofInstagram #DogPhotography #WE5Story
#GrandpaPhotoGraphy #吹水
#LoveWillKeepUsTogether
#只要不投降就是成功 #不要棄養 #AwesomeHongKong @hk_dog_owners
#ShibaPack #Canon6D #CanonHongKong

cho-grounded = Chores plus grounded, 做家務加禁足

電影 The War With Grandpa, 2020 #阿公當家 精彩例句:
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You are both cho-grounded for the next six months.
接下來的6個月你們倆都被Cho-禁足了。

Cho-grounded? What does that even mean?
Cho-禁足? 那是啥意思?

Chores plus grounded.
罰做家務加禁足。

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自上年年中肥媽的左眼眼球破損了，未能完全睜開眼睛及經常留眼水，不斷看醫生，滴了無數的眼藥水，幾千又幾千的花了，但始終都未有完全根治，到今年年中，實在沒有能力再會診下去，唯有放棄治療。但奇蹟就在這幾個星期出現，眼睛自己復原了，這個肯定拜肥媽自己的努力，such a miracle 🤟🏻 唔好意思，經常要大家擔心，麻煩到大家了 🙇🏻‍♂️🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🙏🏻
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大家記得戴口罩😷勤洗手🤲🏻🚿留家抗疫💪🏻
Stay Home Stay Safe & Healthy & Happy!
Wear Mask 😷 Wash Ur Hands 🤲🏻🚿
🤠
*拍照前請先打招呼詢問一下哦
*拍照前請先注意交通安全哦
*狗狗上廁所時請不要拍照哦
*我清理和拿著狗狗便便時請不要拍照哦
*摸狗狗前請先問一下
*我們鼓勵人與人之間應該多聯繫
*打個招呼拍拍照何樂而不為
*PleaseGreet&AskBeforeYouSnap
*PleasePayAttentionToTrafficBeforeYouSnap
*PleaseDoNotSnapWhenDoggiesPeeAndPoo
*PleaseDoNotSnapWhenAmCleaningAndCarryingTheirPoops
*PleaseAskBeforeYouPat
*WeEncourageHumanEngagement
*NothingToLooseToSayHi
🤠
#WE5 #Shibaland #Shibainus #shibas #ShibaGang #GrandpaDogTraining #Grandpa狗噏 #DogTraining #MutualRespect #WE5ShibaFamily
#多尊重少包容 #文明旅遊 #柴犬 #HKShibas #ShibaFamily
#HKShibas #柴犬香港
#DiscoverHongKong #DogsofInstagram #DogPhotography #WE5Story
#GrandpaPhotoGraphy #Massage
#LoveWillKeepUsTogether
#只要不投降就是成功 #不要棄養 #AwesomeHongKong @hk_dog_owners
#Miracle

到現在還有很多人不明白“Kick”是什麼意思...

【Kick 來料 Kick Coming】Youtube高清版 : https://youtu.be/M6hwzD4Zx0U

數位音樂下載 Online Music Download【Kick 來料 Kick Coming】：https://lnk.to/Egp28QLS

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啊來!
Kick 來料!
啊哈! Kick 來料喂!
OMG ... here's the kick
真的來料!
The inspiration really coming!

Susie愛去Club Jennifer 嘛愛去Club
Susie wanna go clubbing Jennifer wanna go clubbing
Stephanie 跟 Josephine 打電話叫我去Club
Stephanie and Josephine all wanna go clubbing with me!
阿公他凍未條 阿嬷嘛跟他肖
Grandpa can't stand it any longer so he's coming too!
Everybody 作陣抓Kick 搖尻川跟搖頭
Everybody catching the 'Kick' fever and shaking their booty!

Clubbing Kaki 去 Clubbing 衝到三更半瞑
Fellow clubbers partying till midnight
飲酒飲乎伊斃 明天是明天的代志
Let's drink like there's no tomorrow
你麥跟我教係 麥直直念 直直講
Cut the crap and Don't you dare educating me
直直喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿喔咿
All I here is ... Oo Yee Oo Yee Oo Yee....

看我搖我的尻川 看你搖你的尻川
I'm shaking my booty and you're shaking your booty!
看他搖他的尻川 西北爽 西北爽
He's shaking his booty and everyone's feeling awesome!
看我搖我的尻川 看你搖你的尻川
I'm shaking my booty and you're shaking your booty!
看他搖他的尻川 西北爽 西北爽
She's shaking his booty and everyone's feeling awesome!

西北爽 西北爽 西北爽 西北爽
Damn this is awesome! Awesome!
看他搖他的尻川 西北爽 西北爽 (X2)
She's shaking his booty and everyone's feeling awesome!


你應該帶你的Daddy Mummy作陣來搖
Bring your parents and shake the booty with us!
做一個孝順的囜仔 麥自己搖自己爽
Be a good son, go share the booty shaking joy with your parents too!
Uncle Auntie 聽Lelio 嘛有RnB Hip-hop
Uncle & Auntie go listen to R&B HipHop music on the radio
看到黑人擱撞他講 "Whassap bro!!!"
When they see our homie greet each other they go "Whatssap Bro!"

腳擬手手擬腳 我講我不會跳舞
I move like a zombie and I can't really dance!
我知你敖啦Pattern了了 直直靠北靠母
Yeah I know you'v got the moves so please stop showing off!
我的手若拿起來 黑目鏡蓋條目睭
But when I put on the shades and hands up in the air
抓到Kick了尻川automatic嘛係搖 嘛係爽
My 'Kick' will come My booty starts shaking and everyone's happy!

聖誕節愛去Club萬聖節嘛愛去Club
X'mas clubbing time! Halloween's clubbing time!
中秋節清明節重陽節嘛愛去Club
Moon cake Festival's clubbing time! Ghost Festival's clubbing!
跨年夜愛去Club平安夜嘛愛去Club
Lunar New Year's clubbing time and Silent Night's clubbing time!
分手夜月圓之夜初夜嘛愛去Club
Breakup night's cubbing time and losing your virginity night's also clubbing time!

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