[FIRST REACTION 😰]
You will inadvertently panic for like 5 minutes. But that's about all you can afford before you need to do what is necessary. So, that night itself I bought a Covid-19 screening test and the next morning, I went for it.

[RATIONALE & PROCESS 🤔]
I chose to go to BP Glenmarie, Shah Alam because it was nearest to me and they advertised that I could get my results in 24 hours. There is apparently a drive-through option but I didn't see it when I was there and everyone was lining up instead so, "walk-in" it was. It costs RM 240 for the RT-PCR (recommended) test where they would take 2 swabs. One in and up your nose and the other down your throat. I paid for mine online the night before the test. They will email an e-receipt/payment voucher after payment which you need to show when you register. You can just use your phone and don't have to print. If you are employed and contribute to PERKESO/SOCSO, it's either free or subsidised so do check with your employers. You MUST present the letter from your employer though.

Maintain your distance even when you line up because there a lot of people there so you never know. I waited about 40 minutes before registering. I asked the lady at the registration when I could get my results and to my surprise/horror, she said 2-4 days. I thought it was within 24 hours but I think because of the surge and the sheer amount of people, they probably couldn't deliver what they advertised. Anyway, I asked if I could get it within 24 hours and it was an extra RM 30 if it's "urgent". I wanted my results ASAP so I paid the extra RM 30 at the registration line. If you're in no hurry, then you don't have to pay for it.

The next line was to wait for your turn to get the test done. Those lines looked long but were relatively short to wait. Prolly just 10 mins or less of waiting.

[THE TEST 🤒]
Now, this was probably the most uncomfortable test I've done. I've done an endoscopy before but I was anaesthetised so I don't know what was going on/in. But THIS. It wasn't exactly invasive or anything but it wasn't pleasant at all as well. They will put a long Q-tip up and in your nose. Real UP and in your nose. You WILL tear. Unless you have no feelings or a heart. And then they will take another swab from down your throat. The kind man asked me to "Ahhhh" but the moment I "Ahhhhh"-ed, I gagged. So yeah, uncomfortable and unpleasant would be the words I use. However, it only took less than a minute for the actual test. So no matter how uncomfortable, it was only for a very brief moment.

[THE RESULT 🤐]
The test result came back today and praise The Lord it's NEGATIVE.

I think the most difficult thing is not the result itself. Because obviously, it's been 11 or more days since my contact and I showed no symptoms. So even if I was asymptomatic and tested positive, by virtue of being young and relatively healthy, I'm confident I would've come out of it alive. The real test was the guilt playing up in your head IF you were to test positive. The amount of people you would've caused trouble to. Your family, the places you've been to, the other people you've met or been in the same space with. All these people would've had to go do the (uncomfortable + pretty expensive) test whether they like it or not. And the thought of maybe causing THEM to contract it because of ME. That weighed super heavily.

[IN CONCLUSION 🙏]
So yeah, I'm talking based on my experience at one specific place. All in all, they were good, quick, adhered all the SOP's and were very professional. My advice is to follow the SOP's set out and don't take this lightly. Stay indoors as much, wash your hands regularly, get tested if you need to and practice good hygiene. Stay safe everybody, God bless!

期中考周。我教的英文作文(二)這學期有一大部份是在講misplaced 和dangling modifier，一個是修飾語在句子中的位置錯誤，一個是沒有被修飾的主詞，所造成的句意錯誤，而且通常這種句意錯誤都十分讓人忍俊不禁。像是這句 “While telling a joke to my roommate, a cockroach walked across my soufflé”的動作者應該是一個人，但因為沒有主詞，結果蟑螂在句子中就成了說笑話的高手了，因此要將說話者加入才是正確的句子，應改為 “While telling a joke to my roommate, I noticed a cockroach walking across my soufflé”才對。或者像是這句 “Three family members were found bound and gagged by the grandmother”的modifier由於放錯了位置，所以搞得這位阿媽跟個狠角色似的。應該是 “The grandmother found the three family members who had been bound and gagged”才對。不過我最喜歡的還是下面這個例子：

Woman: There’s a man waiting outside to see you with a black mustache.
Groucho: Tell him I’ve already got one.

"The World Health Organization is ignoring Chinese government suppression of human rights regarding the outbreak, including severe restrictions on freedom of expression. In turn, Chinese state media are citing the WHO to defend its policies and try to silence criticism of its response to the outbreak, which has included rights violations that could make the situation worse...Activists have been threatened with jail if they share foreign news articles or post on social media about the coronavirus outbreak. That the Chinese government can lock millions of people into cities with almost no advance notice should not be considered anything other than terrifying. The residents of Wuhan had no time to buy food, medicine, or other essentials. Authorities hastily announced the lockdown in the middle of the night with an eight-hour gap before it went into effect, giving people time to flee and thus raising questions on the rationale for such extreme measures. International law is clear that during a time of public health emergency, any restrictions on human rights should be based on legality, necessity, proportionality and grounded in evidence. The international community should support all efforts to end this outbreak, but human rights should not be a casualty to the coronavirus crisis...The WHO’s admiration for the unitary actions of the Chinese dictator Xi Jinping exercising power in an arbitrary manner is a direct contradiction of its own human rights principles. China is not a democracy and the people cannot remove their leaders from power for governance failures related to the coronavirus outbreak. People expressing discontent online can go to prison. There is no free press and journalists trying to report on the frontline are obstructed, detained, and their stories deleted from the internet. Medical staff are gagged. Civil society organisations decimated by Xi’s crackdowns on human rights cannot work on the frontlines to support hospitals and communities. Frightened netizens are labelled 'rumour-mongers'. This should not be the new standard for outbreak response. The WHO should abide by its own human rights principles and demand the Chinese government end its censorship and police suppression surrounding the coronavirus outbreak."

My comment: the WHO is a commie stooge. It's been in China's pocket for a good while now.

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