【力量訓練的「訓練量」該如何設定？】

跑者的訓練量俗稱「跑量」，單位是「公里」，所以月跑量三百是指一個月總訓練距離300公里。在力量訓練圈的「訓練量」（Training Volume）常是「總反覆次數」 （Total Repetition）的同義詞；而「月總量」就是指一個月的總反覆次數，像我們會建議初跑者的月跑量最好不要超過100公里一樣，在做重訓時，有沒有一個區間可以讓大家參考呢？下面是《The System》的作者群建議：

#以下為譯文：
以剛接觸訓練的新手來說，月總量最好從750次（總反覆次數）開始；而菁英運動員的上限設在1,600次。在前蘇聯時代，我們親眼看到他們運動員以更高的月總量進行訓練。然而，我們後來也發現這跟他們使用加強運動表現的補給品有關，那使運動員能更快恢復。

總反覆次數是指在單一個週期中（這裡是指中週期）所有基本力量動作重複次數的總合。因此總反覆次數750的意思是在不同的訓練強度與動作中總共累計的次數，但這個數字不包括輔助訓練的動作。

從帳面上來看，750這個數字分配到一個月十二到十六次課表當中，看起來似乎很小，但我們這們所定的750這個數字比較像是「基本量」，而非下限，如果總反覆次數低於750下，就不會為運動員的成長帶來實質的影響。表 4.14 中的數值並不是意味著高水平或菁英運動員在四週內的總反覆次數永遠不會有低於1,000次情況發生，那只是維持成長的基本量。對運動員的恢復能力影響最大的是訓練量，因此這些範圍中比較需要注意的是上限的數值。若月總量超過上限值，恢復能力將快速到受到侵害，而且侵害的速度比任何其他因素都快。

一位菁英水準的運動員可以在一個月的時間裡完成1,000次以下的訓練，就算在恢復期也經常發生。然而，訓練新手若超過1,000次的上限，大都要承擔受傷或嚴重過度訓練的風險。

許多教練擔心他們的運動員練不夠，所以無法有效獲得力量和爆發力的進步。他們不想因為目標定得太低而有所保留，這讓他們感覺是「浪費」了一個月的訓練時間。剛開始採用這個方法來訓練時有這種感覺很自然，我們系統中的每一位教練也都曾經歷過相同的掙扎。

美國的力量教練已經把「訓練要用盡全力」當作一種信念，訓練完還有餘力好像就會覺得不夠認真。但請相信我們。我們說的方法很少失敗，也幾乎沒有過度訓練的風險，這些區間已被證明能最有效地幫助運動員進步。

在調整運動員的訓練量時，需要考慮到他們的技巧、經驗、過去的醫療史、訓練史、性別、實際年齡與訓練年齡。

我們過去的慘痛教訓可以讓你少走許多彎路。當你在訓練量的拿捏上猶豫不決時，原則是寧少勿多。寧可因量太少沒進步，也不要犯下過量訓練的錯誤。

總訓練量不包括輔助訓練或是特別針對「局部效果」的練習次數。那些動作主要是為了強化特定肌肉或是使全身力量動作能做得更好的輔助性訓練，所以我們不會把它們算在總訓練量中。
最受我們重視的力量訓練動作不只對身體的負擔很大，技術要求也很高；正因如此，我們才會嚴格限制訓練量。

雖然輔助訓練不會被計算在總訓練量裡，但你不要因此失控，開始加練很多你想練的輔助動作。永遠記住：效率第一。

#原文如下
The absolute floor of volume for a novice athlete is 750 total exercise repetitions per month, and the ceiling for the elite athlete is 1,600 total reps. During our time in the former Soviet Republics, we witnessed athletes performing even higher monthly training volumes. However, as we found later, that was often with the benefit of performance-enhancing substances that allowed for more rapid recovery.

In a single cycle, the total number of repetitions pertains to all exercises performed in the key movements. This means 750 total repetitions are spread between the different exercises among the range of training intensities we want to emphasize.

On the surface, these can seem like small numbers when we consider they may be spread out over 12 to 16 training sessions. That 750-rep total is really more like the basement rather than the floor of total volume—any less than 750 will not budge the needle on gains. That does not mean advanced or elite-level athletes will not have cycles that dip below 1,000 reps. These ranges should be more prescriptive of the ceiling of higher volumes to avoid exceeding. Pushing monthly volume beyond these ranges erodes recovery more rapidly than any other factor.

An elite-level athlete can use a month with a total volume of under 1,000 reps, as will often be the case when returning to training. However, a novice athlete can rarely exceed the 1,000-rep ceiling without risking an injury or a significant overtraining effect.

Many coaches worry their athletes will not do enough work to promote gains in strength and power. They do not want to “waste” a month by aiming too low on total volume and leaving some gains in the tank. That is a natural feeling when adopting this method, and each of us went through the same mental struggle.

Strength coaches in America are not hard-wired to accept less than maximum. However, trust us when we say that without fail, these ranges have proven to be the most effective in generating progress with almost no risk of overtraining.

Fine-tuning where your athletes fall in a volume range takes skill, experience, and consideration of their medical and training history, biological and training age, and gender.
The bloody trail of our mistakes can save you a lot of added stress: When in doubt, it is always better to err on the side of less volume than too much.

The total volume number does not include accessory work or exercises of “local effect.” Those exercises are more targeted muscle strengthening or exercises to support the main movements.

We are mainly concerned about the most physically taxing exercises that demand more of an athlete’s attention to technique—hence, the volume restrictions.

Although the accessory work is not included in the volume calculations, you still cannot go wild, adding as much as you want. Always remember this: efficiency first.
(以上摘錄自原文第132~133)
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【基礎力量訓練的動作有哪些？】

在我的觀念裡，力量訓練可分為「基礎力量」和「專項力量」。前者是每一種運動項目都要練的，後者跟運動項目有關，例如游泳、自行車、足球和跑步的「專項力量」都會有差別。但「基礎力量」會大同小異，這個大同中就一定有蹲舉……等動作。但除了蹲舉還有哪些？《The System》這本談論基礎力量的專書已經明確回答了這個問題，下面引用原文書第34頁分享如下：
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#以下為譯文

帕列托法則（Pareto’s Principle），是一項著名的經濟學法則，又稱為「80/20法則」，它也適用於力量訓練動作的選擇。它所要表達的意思很簡單：把80%資源花在能產出最大效益的20%關鍵事情上，而這20%的關鍵又將為你帶來80%的效益。從訓練的目的來看，我們可以把這個法則的內容改寫成：從所有的力量動作中選出最關鍵的20%，而這關鍵的20%訓練動作將為運動員的力量與爆發力帶來80%的訓練效果。

這關鍵的20%訓練動作，作者選列如下：
●蹲舉及其變化式：背蹲舉、前蹲舉、單腿蹲
●爆發力動作：上膊、抓舉、挺舉、推舉
●推與拉：臥推、肩推、上膊與抓舉的拉槓動作、划船及其變化式
●下背與後側動力鏈：羅馬尼亞式硬舉 (RDL)、背挺舉、反向背挺舉、早安動作

以上這份清單很短，但這些動作就是我們認為基礎力量動作中關鍵的20%。雖然我們所設計的力量課表中，不會只有這些動作，但80%的訓練效果無疑都是由它們產生，在跟我們合作過的運動員中只要是認真熟練這幾個動作，進步的效果都很明顯。

簡而言之，把你的重心放在學習與優化這幾種動作的教學上，會比學習眾多「複雜的」和「全面式的」課表，更能有效幫助運動員提升力量和爆發力。

除了上述20%關鍵動作之外，任何其他的舉重與訓練動作都應當作輔助、平衡弱點或滿足專項運動需求的訓練手段。這些動作應只占總體訓練的一小段時間，只是在填補訓練空隙，換句話說，它們只是輔助。有很多教練在動作選擇上太過追求創造力，不斷地學習與搜集那些無法顯著提升力量的訓練動作。

運動的基礎元素是蹲、跳、跑、彎(腰)/屈(膝)、(旋)轉、推、拉。只要你在這些基礎元素中奠定良好的基礎，練就更好的動作品質、穩定度與力量，並逐步提升動作的速度，我們幾乎就能為每一種運動提供所需的專項力量。重要的事先做，把大量的時間反覆花在關鍵動作的技術優化與力量強化上。

#原文如下
We ascribe to the 80/20 rule—attributed as Pareto’s Principle, an economic principle. It states that for many events, 20 percent of the work yields 80 percent of the effects. Adapted for our purposes, 20 percent of all the exercise and movement choices yield 80 percent of the gains in strength and power development.

●SQUAT VARIATIONS—back squat, front squat, single-leg squat
●EXPLOSIVE MOVEMENTS—clean, snatch, jerk, push-press
●PUSHING AND PULLING—bench press, military press, pulls (clean and snatch), row variants
●LOW BACK AND POSTERIOR CHAIN—Romanian deadlift (RDL), hyperextension and reverse hyperextension, good morning

That very short list of fundamental lifts compromises our particular 20 percent. Although we dedicate much more than 20 percent of our programming to these basic lifts, there is no doubt that well over 80 percent of the results we have seen in our athletes can be attributed to mastering this handful of movements and lifts.

Made even simpler, placing the primary focus of your coaching on learning and refining your teaching of the fundamental lifts will yield far greater and more sustained gains in your athletes’ strength and power than many more complex and “comprehensive” programs.

Any additional lifts or movements should be considered assistance or accessory work, which serve to address specific needs or deficits. Those exercises make up just a fraction of our time, as they fill gaps, rather than form the base of training—in other words, to provide assistance. Too many coaches try to be creative in exercise selection and end up with a collection of movements and lifts that improve nothing to any significant level.

The fundamental movements of sport are squatting, jumping, running, bending, twisting, pushing, and pulling. By building proficiency in the quality, the stability and strength, and then the speed of those movements, we provide almost all of the sport specificity we need. This is how we put first things first, and spend the greatest amount of time and repetition on refining and strengthening movements.
(以上原文出自《The System》第34頁)
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【中英雙語展示 ‧ 許國榮 Alex Hui 翻譯】
Ugandan President’s address to his nation. One of the best Covid-19 speeches till now, from anyone anywhere in this world.
以下是烏干達總統對他國民的致詞。 迄今為止，從來自世界各地對於有關Covid-19的演詞來說，被公認最佳演詞之一。
Uganda President KAGUTA MUSEVENI warns against people misbehaving during this COVID-19 period, "God has a lot of work, He has the whole world to look after. He cannot just be here in Uganda looking after idiots".
烏干達總統卡古塔·穆塞韋尼（KAGUTA MUSEVENI）告誡人們不要在COVID-19時期表現不佳，「上帝有很多工作需要做，整個世界都需要祂去照顧。他不能只是在烏干達這裡照顧你們這一班白痴。」
"In a war situation, nobody asks anyone to stay indoors. You stay indoors by choice. In fact, if you have a basement, you hide there for as long as hostilities persist.
在戰爭情況下，沒有人要求任何人呆在室內。你會選擇留在室內。實際上，如果你有地下室，只要戰火持續下去，你都會一直呆在那裡。
During a war, you don't insist on your freedom. You willingly give it up in exchange for survival.
在戰爭中，您不會堅持自己的自由。 您願意放棄它以換取生存。
During a war, you don't complain of hunger. You bear hunger and pray that you live to eat again.
在戰爭中，您不會抱怨飢餓。你會忍受飢餓，並祈求天父你能夠生存，有機會再次吃飯。
During a war, you don't argue about opening your business. You close your shop (if you have the time), and run for your life. You pray to outlive the war so that you can return to your business (that's if it has not been looted or destroyed by mortar fire).
在戰爭中，你不會為商店營業而爭論。你會趕快及時關閉門戶，你會為自己的活命而禱告；並且祈求這場戰爭早日過去，以便你可以重拾若果僥倖尚存的家園。
During a war, you are thankful to God for seeing another day in the land of the living.
在戰爭中，你會感恩上帝可以存活在有生命的地上，親眼看到新的一天。
During a war, you don't worry about your children not going to school. You pray that the government does not forcefully enlist them as soldiers to be trained in the school premises now turned military depot.
在戰爭中，你不會擔心孩子不上學。 你會禱告祈求政府不要強迫他們當兵，而這些士兵要在現已變成軍用倉庫的學校場地接受軍訓。
The world is currently in a state of war. A war without guns and bullets. A war without human soldiers. A war without borders. A war without cease-fire agreements. A war without a war room. A war without sacred zones.
世界目前正處於戰爭狀態：一場沒有槍支和子彈的戰爭；沒有人類士兵的戰爭；一場毫無國界的戰爭；沒有停火協議的戰爭；沒有作戰室的戰爭；沒有神聖地帶的戰爭。
The army in this war is without mercy. It is without any milk of human kindness. It is indiscriminate - it has no respect for children, women, or places of worship. This army is not interested in spoils of war. It has no intention of regime change. It is not concerned about the rich mineral resources underneath the earth. It is not even interested in religious, ethnic or ideological hegemony. Its ambition has nothing to do with racial superiority. It is an invisible, fleetfooted, and ruthlessly effective army.
這場戰爭中的軍隊毫不留情：它沒有任何人性。它是不分青紅皂白，它不會尊重兒童、婦女、或崇拜場所。 這支軍隊對戰利品毫不感興趣。毫無意願去改變政權，毫不關心地底下的豐富礦產資源。 它甚至對宗教，種族或意識形態霸權都不感興趣。 它的野心與種族優勢無關。它是一支看不見的，腳步輕盈，殘酷無情的軍隊。

Its only agenda is a harvest of death. It is only satiated after turning the world into one big death field. Its capacity to achieve its aim is not in doubt. Without ground, amphibious and aeriel machines, it has bases in almost every country of the world. Its movement is not governed by any war convention or protocol. In short, it is a law unto itself. It is Coronavirus. Also known as COVID-19 (because it announced its destructive presence and intention in the year of our Lord 2019).
它唯一的議程是去收穫死亡。 只有在把整個世界變成橫屍遍野的大屠場之後，它才會滿足。 它實現其目標的能力是毋庸置疑的。 這支軍隊並沒有陸戰、兩棲、或空戰設備，但它的基地卻幾乎遍布世界每一角落。 它的移動並不受任何戰爭公約或協議的約束。 簡而言之，這是一支橫行無忌的軍隊。 它是冠狀病毒。 也被稱為COVID-19（因為它是在主後2019年宣布了破壞性存在和意圖）。
Thankfully, this army has a weakness and it can be defeated. It only requires our collective action, discipline and forbearance. COVID-19 cannot survive social and physical distancing. It only thrives when you confront it. It loves to be confronted. It capitulates in the face of collective social and physical distancing. It bows before good personal hygiene. It is helpless when you take your destiny in your own hands by keeping them sanitized as often as possible.
不過，值得慶幸的好訊息是：這支軍隊都有弱點，它可以被擊敗。 只需要我們的集體行動，紀律和寬容。 COVID-19無法倖免於社交和軀體上的隔離。 它只有在你刻意面對它時才能蓬勃發展；牠喜歡被迎面對抗。 但面對集體性的社交和身軀上的距離，它投降了。它在保持良好個人衛生之前先鞠躬退役。 當你通過盡可能地掌握自己的命運，清潔雙手時，它更是無奈。
This is not a time to cry about bread and butter like spoilt children. After all, the Holy book tells us that man shall not live by bread alone. Let's obey and follow the instructions of the authorities. Let's flatten the COVID-19 curve. Let's exercise patience. Let's be our brothers' keeper. In no time, we shall regain our freedom, enterprise and socializing."
現今並不是哭泣之時，像被寵壞的孩童那樣，哭泣暫時肚飢的時候。 畢竟，聖經告訴我們，「人活著不是單靠食物」《馬太福音4:4》。 讓我們服從並遵循當局的指示。 讓我們展平COVID-19的曲線。 讓我們保持耐心。 讓我們成為兄弟互相的守護。 我們恢復自由、進取和社會交往，指日可待。
In the midst of EMERGENCY, we practice urgency of service and the urgency of love for others. God bless us all.
在緊急狀態中，好讓我們操練迫切性的互相服務，和迫切性的互相關懷。但願慈愛的天父上帝憐憫祝福各位。

The best and most intelligent public speech ever made during Covid-19.
以上是「新冠病毒」疫情中，被公認為曾經發表過的明智公開演講。

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There's no way out of an angry crowd without stepping on some toes
在憤怒的人群中若不狠心踩上別人的腳 根本難以逃出
They'll scream your name till the lights go out then they feed you to the wolves
他們會咆哮著你的名字 等到夜色降臨就將你拿去喂狼
It's hard to say who you'll be when they let those big red curtains close
當他們將那血色巨幕落下 你便前途末路
You know this
你知道這結局
Cause you told me so
因為這就是你親口告訴我的


I bet you forgot
但你肯定忘了
Black heels in the summertime
你在夏天穿著黑色高靴
Dad's bad cooking though you'd be polite
就算父親做飯手藝糟糕 你也會禮貌吃下
Honey now you got a look that I can't recognize
親愛的 如今的你我已不敢相認
Pulled me aside
你把我拉到一邊
And you said
對我說

To know me
想要瞭解我
Is to hate me
就得恨我
Is to hate what I've become
恨我現在的樣子
It's to watch me
就得看著我
As I'm falling
從梯子的最高處
From that ladder's last rung
跌落
It's to feel it
就得去感受我
Like a secret
彷佛感受一個秘密
You can't keep in
一個你守不住的秘密
I'm not the way I was
我已不是從前的我
I'm not the way I was
我已不是從前的我

Were you freed within, did you leave your skin?
你的內心自由嗎 你的靈魂是否離開過軀體
Are you tethered in your doubt?
還是說被你的疑惑絆住了腳
Have you breathed it in till it's medicine that you cannot live without
你是不是依賴於藥物 如今已經戒不掉
'Cause you came back home a fuckin' alien and we're stuck here on the ground
因為你回家的時候面色差得像個外星人 我們一同癱倒在地上
Call your mom back, kid, before the high comes down
孩子 在藥勁過去之前快打電話讓媽媽回來吧

Cause you forgot
因為你忘記了
Black heels in the summertime
夏天你穿著黑色高筒靴
Dirt road smoking on a Friday night
在週五的夜晚走在骯髒的路上抽著煙
Honey now you got a look that I can't recognize
現在你的樣子讓我不敢相認
You pulled me aside and you said
你把我拉到一邊對我說

To know me
想要瞭解我
Is to hate me
就得恨我
Is to hate what I've become
恨我現在的樣子
It's to watch me
就得看著我
As I'm falling
從梯子的最高處
From that ladder's last rung
跌落
It's to feel it
就得感受我
Like a secret
彷佛感受一個秘密
You can't keep in
一個你守不住的秘密
I'm not the way I was
我已不是曾經的我
I'm not the way I was
我已不是曾經的我
But to feel it
你得去感受
To see it
去看
The look in all their eyes
那些人的眼神
Is to breathe in
去吸入
To be in
去處於
The good grace of that God Light
那聖光的無限賜福中
To have it in your hands
用雙手承接
The one thing you wanted all your life
你畢生渴望的東西
"It's all mine"
全是我的了

But there's a hole I can't fill
但我心裡依然有一個無法填補的缺口
There's a curse I can't break
有一個無法打破的詛咒
And I gave my soul to it
我把我的靈魂都獻給了它
And it can't be reclaimed
卻只是有去無回
I was younger then
那時我還年輕
I was younger then
那時我還年輕
I was young
我還年輕

To know me
想瞭解我
Is to hate me
就得恨我
Is to hate what I've become
恨我現在的樣子
It's to watch me
就得看著我
As I'm falling
從梯子的最高處
From that ladder's last rung
跌落
It's to feel it
就得感受我
Like a secret
彷佛一個秘密
You can't keep in
一個你守不住的秘密
I'm not the way I was
我已不是從前的我
I'm not the way I was
我已不是從前的我
But to feel it
得去感受
To see it
去看
The look in all their eyes
他們那些人的眼神
Is to breathe in
去吸入
To be in
去處於
The good grace of that Godlight
聖光的無限賜福之中
It's to have it in your hands
雙手去承接
The one thing you wanted all your life
你畢生渴望的那個東西
"It's all mine"
都是我的了

And to feel it
去感受
To see it
去看
The look in all your eyes
你的眼神
Is to breathe in
去吸入
To be in
去處於
The good grace of this Godlight
聖光的無限賜福之中
It's to have it
用你的雙手
In your hands
去承接
The one thing I wanted my life
你畢生渴望的東西
It's all mine
都是我的了

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I got my driver's license last week
上周我拿到了我的駕照
Just like we always talked about
就像我們從前談論的那樣
'Cause you were so excited for me
你也曾為我能開車去你家
To finally drive up to your house
而感到激動開心
But today I drove through the suburbs
如今我卻獨自開車到郊外
Crying 'cause you weren't around
因為你不在我身邊而哭泣

And you're probably with that blonde girl
你可能正和那金髮女郎待在一塊吧
Who always made me doubt
那個總讓我感到不安的女孩
She's so much older than me
你比我大很多
She's everything I'm insecure about
總能刺激我敏感的神經
Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs
如今我卻獨自開車到郊外
'Cause how could I ever love someone else?
我又如何能再愛上別人

I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one
我知道我們並非絕配 但我對你的癡情也是前所未有
And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone
我只是不敢相信對於我的離開你竟然如此冷漠
I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
或許你歌詞裡寫的從來也不是真心話吧
'Cause you said forever now I drive alone past your street
你曾說要與我白頭到老 如今我獨自開車路過你的街道

And all my friends are tired
我的朋友們都厭倦了
Of hearing how much I miss you but
聽我訴說對你的想念
I kinda feel sorry for them
我為他們感到遺憾
'Cause they'll never know you the way that I do
他們沒能瞭解你 像我一般
Yeah, today I drove through the suburbs
如今我卻獨自開車到郊外
And pictured I was driving home to you
想像著是在駛向你我共同的家園

I know we weren't perfect but I've never felt this way for no one
我知道我們並非絕配 但我對你的癡情也是前所未有
Oh, and I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone
我只是不敢相信對於我的離開你竟然如此冷漠
I guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me
或許你歌詞裡寫的從來也不是真心話吧
'Cause you said forever now I drive alone past your street
你曾說要與我白頭到老 如今我獨自開車路過你的街道

歌詞翻譯: 原上巽

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好啦今天紐約時報出了一篇報導:【How Taiwan Plans to Stay (Mostly) Covid-Free】(台灣計畫要如何盡可能地沒有新冠病毒，作者很強調Mostly，大致上沒有啦)，幾乎每個媒體都放錯重點啦!去肉搜記者是誰，以前在北京待過在華爾街日報待過，去罵甚麼新加坡有甚麼資格說台灣，去說美帝自己爛得要死，去說那個史丹佛教授如何如何，這些都不是重點啦，重點真正在報導中的兩個地方。

第一，2020年十月十日，著名的醫療期刊柳葉刀(或稱作刺胳針)刊出了由八名台北榮民總醫院醫師和陽明大學教授所聯名撰寫的一篇論文，針對了醫院中的一萬四千七百六十五名病患做了新冠病毒的檢測。根據紐約時報的報導，這得出來的新冠肺炎輕症或是無症狀患者的確比例比各國都要低，但作者認為真正的確診者比政府所公布的數字要來得更高。

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanwpc/article/PIIS2666-6065(20)30041-9/fulltext#%20

至於高多少呢，這就不是我的專業了。我的專業是風險顧問，我強烈建議這八名醫師和教授趕快把自己家的祖墳藏起來，因為風險很高。上次彰化做了個血清檢測，主事者的祖墳差點被當作始皇陵挖開來翻了兩翻。大家還是小心一點比較好，也難怪榮總這篇報告被Lancet收錄卻這麼低調，果然也是內行人【鼓掌】

第二，阿中部長面對紐約時報記者還真的比較誠實，比那些每天來我這邊洗版說甚麼十四天隔離之後就毫無傳染力的白痴側翼要好多了。讓我引述紐約時報的原文給各位看看順便翻譯:【Taiwan’s position has been that carriers of the virus who are asymptomatic after 14 days of isolation are not likely to be very infectious. Mr. Chen said he had no doubt that there had been some asymptomatic cases that never made it onto the government’s radar.】(台灣的立場是，那些無症狀的帶原者在經過十四天的隔離之後就不會有太強的感染力。陳部長說他毫不懷疑有一些無症狀的個案完全沒有顯示在政府的雷達上。)

【“But if those infections are not causing problems, then should I spend a lot of energy trying to find those people?” he said. “Or should I focus my efforts on infections that are already causing problems?”】(但如果這些感染者沒有造成問題，那麼我應該花很多精力找到這些人嗎?他說。或者我應該把精力集中在那些造成問題的傳染者?)

好啦，我要求不多，也就是希望那些白癡側翼不要一直來洗版說甚麼台灣數字好棒棒絕對沒有錯，你老闆都這樣講了好嗎?請你長出腦來不要糾結在這個問題上還來這邊洗版被我笑可以嗎?

紐時的報導最後是引述新加坡的看法認為鎖國只是短時間的爭取構築戰線的方法，不是長久之計。但我的看法是比指揮中心還要嚴格，鎖就鎖，反正我們有這些覺青的智障大內宣，根本不會有內部反彈!所以我認為冬季以來已經病毒有那麼多變種，我主張我國應該要將居家檢疫延長到二十一天，不要再搞甚麼半吊子的14+7，最後七天大家還跑去五月天演唱會這是有個屁用啦!要關就關二十一天，不要廢話!一直在那邊扭扭捏捏幹嘛，該鎖國就鎖國啊!

最後還是要講一下，到底哪些白癡農委會行政院官員跟你講說美豬開放之後市場台灣豬豬肉會降價的?一個新政策搞到全部的人都懷疑外國豬，當然台灣豬需求量會大增啊!有沒有去市場買過豬肉問過豬農啊?台灣去年口蹄疫才拔針，你也不要聽那些側翼財經白癡跟你講甚麼豬農外銷賺大錢了，所以國內台灣豬肉變少了，妳放屁!才拔針變成不是疫區根本外銷要重新談好嗎，幾個月就談好喔，你當其他國家口蹄疫預防跟農業部都跟你一樣豬腦嗎?

到處發台灣豬標章還跟人家簽甚麼契約要處罰，你覺得各大小吃店是不是只能用更多台灣豬，豬肉需求增加價格當然會上漲，所以之後便當店、炸排骨之類的都會因為台灣豬肉價格上漲而跟著漲價啦，更別提倒楣的鬍鬚張除了業績掉了10%之外，還得把三個月的西班牙豬肉庫存通通捐給公益團體，這就是經典的有政府會搞事，有政府會反商啦!北七!

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