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💙六個冧人對話💙6 pick-up lines💙
Do you know what 8/11 is?
Today?
Nah, your score. If you wanna get the remaining 3 marks, love me, be my ...
#EnglishEverywhere🌋
💙六個冧人對話💙6 pick-up lines💙
Do you know what 8/11 is?
Today?
Nah, your score. If you wanna get the remaining 3 marks, love me, be my girl and stay with me till we get old.
❤️
Do you know what 9/11 is?
Today?
Nah, our first date.
(Date解日期之外仲解約會，係一個pun嚟)
❤️
(放咗學/放咗工之後)
Are you tired?
Not really.
Impossible! You’ve been running through my mind all day.
❤️
(Deep talk講吓大家對對方嘅睇法, 就傾完嗰時😂)
There’s one thing I really wanna change about you.
What’s that?
Your last name. (話說我有個朋友，佢係一個大學生，早兩晚佢問我個first name係咪”Tiff”, 對於啲廿幾歲仲未分到first name同last name嘅大學生，我係無奈嘅🤡記住first name係名，last name係姓，因為英文係先講名再講姓嘅！千祈唔好同人講我想轉你個first name呀吓)
❤️
(偷懶唔做家務但叫男朋友做嘅女孩子要學呢個)
Can you groom Lava?
...Alright.
And can you be my groom one day?
Groom如果as a verb就係解梳理(動物)，應該冇人會話groom一個人🤡而groom as a noun就係解新郎，至於新娘就係bride。
❤️
(男仔又想玩新郎新娘梗？)
Don’t you know bribing is illegal?
What do you mean?
You bribe me with your love to be my bride.
“Bribe”解賄賂，至於”bribe”同”bride”讀音非常相似，只係得final consonant上面唔同，我哋叫佢哋做minimal pairs。
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‼️⚠️呢六句大部份都係自己作，其實作Pick-up lines都係食吓兩層意思/音嗰啲。不過呢，Pick-up lines呢家嘢，關係未去到咁上下真係唔好亂玩，真係會嚇走人......亂咁用真係會未開始就結束🤦🏻♂️到時唔好走嚟怨我呀🤡
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