有學生推薦俐媽聽EXO的專輯Don’t Mess up My Tempo，
而且因為俐媽的教學，
他終於懂專輯裡的24/7是什麼意思了！

歌詞中的I think about it twenty-four seven，
即我思考著它24小時一天、一週7天，
也就是我「無時無刻、日以繼夜」地想著它，
所以24/7，
就是「無時無刻、全年無休」囉！

英文還有哪些有趣的「數字相關」片語？
俐媽提供局部補充給大家

完整筆記？課堂上見😉😉

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🌀 俐媽英文教室—數字片語篇：
🔢 by twos and threes 三三兩兩
🔢 at sixes and sevens 亂七八糟
🔢 A stitch in time saves nine. 亡羊補牢猶未遲
🔢 kill two birds with one stone 一石二鳥
🔢 catch-22 兩難(⚠️ 英模班學生應該不陌生吧😉)
🔢 behind the eight balls 處於困境
🔢 take five 休息一會兒
🔢 on cloud nine 樂翻了
🔢 dress to the nines 盛裝打扮
🔢 six of one, half dozen of the other 半斤八兩
🔢 zero hour 關鍵時刻
🔢 in one piece 毫髮無傷
🔢 ten to one 十之八九
🔢 high five 擊掌🖐🏻

其他片語可以看：

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS66V7yJGlV/?utm_medium=copy_link

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說到工作，
俐媽也是work 24/7...

白天編教材錄影+晚上班群/FB/IG解題

而且今天錄影6小時，
又發現有雜音全程蓋住我的全部聲音，
兩包乖乖都鎮不住啦😭😭
要重錄惹⋯⋯

你們不看課程真的很令人桑心⋯⋯

快點截圖發限動告訴我你有看線上課程或網版啦！

#俐媽英文教室
#俐媽英文教室數字片語篇
#俐媽英文歌曲
#俐媽英文歌曲24/7
#俐媽韓文歌曲
#EXO #dontmessupmytempo
#台大明明服務全年無休24/7
#俐媽無時無刻投入工作24/7
#你也應該認真學習英文24/7

（幹照片上不是我哦 恁北怎麼可能幹這種事）
（下西下擠）

幹我昨天膀胱和腎臟發炎又發燒到38度多
然後又去醫院掛急診在那邊等了三個多小時

超吉X的我每次尿完拉屎完都有洗下體
（用沐浴乳或肥皂洗哦）
而且我潔身自愛又冰清玉潔每天工作
工作忙得要死絕對沒跟別人休幹
（靠北寫這樣不知道會不會被FB檢舉）

這沒用的膀胱不知道是在發炎殺小

我有間質性膀胱炎好幾年了
（但那種尿液驗出來不會有感染）
（我是間質性膀胱炎之王有問題可以留言問我）
（問下體沒什麼好丟臉的大家都有下體）

醫生驗尿之後說是膀胱腎臟發炎感染
然後開了抗生素要我吃五天再看看

我身體的機制是只要有強烈的頻尿
就有可能是間質性膀胱炎發作
但是如果放尿時下體會痛
那就可能是膀胱感染

但是這次我去急診前有狂灌水
所以比上次好一點沒那麼慘

母小粉絲如果有膀胱炎的問題可以參考一下

如果你去看醫生之後確定是膀胱炎然後吃藥
記得一定要喝很多水把膀胱撐大

因為膀胱裡面很多皺摺會夾雜細菌
你一定要讓水撐大膀胱讓藥效發揮
把那些皺摺撐開讓藥洗掉那些細菌
才能讓皺摺裡面的細菌一起被尿沖出來

然後放尿要等有「強烈尿意」才去放尿
（前提是要多喝水）
不要有點想尿就去尿因為你要訓練膀胱
透過這個訓練把膀胱的容量撐大

每天要多喝水至少2000 CC
不然你的身體會很鹹很濃還會水腫

以上是我的膀胱心得

這次腎臟和膀胱會發炎應該是我太累了
熬夜瘋狂工作所以免疫系統被膀胱攻擊

幹我的免疫力超差的每次有人感冒我就中標
還好我很宅而且出門都戴口罩才沒得COVID-19

哦這張照片裡面是一個俄羅斯女人
這女人躺在醫院的沙發上用FaceTime 大聲講話
別人都不想要坐在她旁邊因為她還把腳抬到沙發頂

我公司裡的人大部分住在北歐
北歐有些國家以前長期被俄羅斯統治
所以他們很多人都不喜歡俄羅斯人

我同事們說很多俄羅斯人吵鬧又粗魯
而且他們待在北歐都不學當地的語言
英文通常也不好他們都說俄文（年輕人英文比較好）

所以北歐人都覺得他們很不尊重別人的國家
覺得說幹你不說我們國家的語言至少要說英文吧
仗著以前統治我們就只講俄語靠北哦

這個俄羅斯女人後來跟護理師吵起來
好像是因為她只會說俄文聽不懂就大罵人家
後來氣噴噴的大力甩包包走掉了

哦另外告訴大家一件滿有趣的事

我同事說：

Most of Russian women like to control their husband.
They like to grab their husband’s “balls “.
Russian women expect man to take good care of them.
They wanna stay home. That’s all.

意思就是

很多俄羅斯女人對她們的老公有很強的控制欲
（她們會抓住老公的X丸控制一切）
她們希望老公照顧她們和支付一切開銷
她們只想待在家裡不工作

如果有看TLC 90 day fiance的小粉絲
不知道有沒有看到其中有一集有個俄羅斯女人
對她那個美國的未婚夫大吼大叫然後還打他
（超猛的一定要看 我都跟我兩條秘書分享）

大部分俄羅斯女人都很漂亮
很多模特兒都是從俄羅斯出來的
但是她們老的很快尤其結婚之後
通常都很快發胖然後變成babuska(俄文）
意思就是變成老太婆 老祖母模式

啊大概就這樣吧

我在醫院時還跟底下的人確認遊戲進度
他們抱怨說已經晚上了他們好累想休息

我說恁北在醫院掛急診還心心念念公司
你們還敢說很累是不是要跟家裡的狗吃土
恁北要你們跟狗一樣跟恁北一起同甘共苦

（後來就傳了這張照片到Discord給他們看）
然後他們就惦惦繼續測試IOS新版本

台灣其實真的很棒看醫生超方便的
這邊看診所都要預約不然絕對看不到

如果你掛急診至少要等三小時到六七個小時
（除非你已經狂噴血快葛屁了）
拿藥還要自己出去外面的藥局拿
因為醫院裡面沒有藥局超不方便

這邊打疫苗也不是每個人都能打
台灣已經很棒很讚了
只有天氣很討厭還有人很多而已
而且台灣的食物超美味的五告讚

台灣NO.1

(如果不想看我打的英文可以直接拉到下面看我另外打的中文)

Hello my people from Bao country just wanna show u guys the animation for the motions test of the pets Niku and Baku, and the super fierce attack motion of the Director Bao character. hopefully the game can be released without a hitch next month.

if it has decent sales I’m gonna have a talk with the engineers and the animators to have them add a bunch of bs functions.

And if everything goes well I’m gonna add in the “A-pei character that everyone loves so much, and there’ll also be a giant-sized Tibetan Mastiff : king of fat u can have as a pet.

I’ll let everyone know when it’s released.

There were people that used to look down on me, thinking that I ain’t worth shit being only able to draw.

I’ve encountered a self-centered, conceited mofo before during work,She was all saying that she wanted to collab with me to make a game but all she really wanted to do was to use my rep to do her own thing.

That fucking asshole thought she was the shit and everyone should bow down to her ass. She has fucking broken English skills but she was all like “I’m the fucking greatest in the world.”

She used to talk about how her mom opened up an English cram school for her, some shits about her studying abroad in England for fucking 9 weeks and that she’s da shit for doing so, and also she kept bragging that even the CEO thinks her English is very good.

But guess what tho, her retarded ass can’t even speak or write in proper English. She fucking not only spoke with a retarded accent but her grammar is all over the place, but yet she had the balls to bitch and laugh at others when they make a mistake in English, saying shit like “Didn’t that guy study in England, how come his writings are crap?”

And she would even use onomatopoeia phrases like “ewww” or “eek” or “ouch” to prove that her English is “authentic.”

U know what tho, if ur English is that good there’s no fucking need for u to show off like this or use berate others.

One time, I had enough and wrote a long ass complaint to the boss(About work stuff), that made her shut up for good cause the fucking retard wasn’t able to understand a word of that letter.

That bitch thought she’s better than everyone else and she’s not shy to it.

What’s make matters worse is that she hates dogs cause she thinks dogs are filthy animals.

When my dog Baku passed away she made some nasty remarks that I’ll never forgot and forgive her.

Honest to God I’ve never seen this kind of worthless piece of scum in life, that fucktard is the really the worst kind of piece of crap that I’ve ever met in my life.

Oh yea that stupid-ass motherfucking retard even once said that she was gonna work in Europe, but it’s all bs cause she aint even passed the job interview.

My violin teacher knows this retard too. My violin teacher was like: “dang girl this is hands down the worst kind of bitch being on earth”

Sorry for typing all this shit, just couldn’t stop once I got started.

I hope everyone supports the game that is about to be released.

My colleagues in Europe and I are super thankful of u guys ahhh!

給大家看一下泥褲和巴褲動作測試的動畫
還有寶總監角色超猛的攻擊動作
希望能在下個月順利發行遊戲

如果賣得不錯我就要跟工程師和動畫師吵鬧
要他們加入一些北爛的功能

如果順利一定會加入大家喜歡的阿培當角色
還有阿培最愛的超巨大的獒犬帝肥(阿肥)當寵物

到時遊戲釋出了再跟大家說

曾經有些人一直看衰我看不起我
因為我不喜歡念書上課都在睡覺
我不是不會念書是我不想念而已
他們覺得我只會畫圖沒屁用以後會餓死
只有我阿嬤支持我常常跟一些牌友炫耀
說我孫子畫的好漂亮啊之類的
但大部分的人都覺得我以後會沒出息

我之前的工作遇過一個非常自以為是又自私又跩的同事
說很想要跟我一起做遊戲然後利率對半分
我那時就覺得這個人心機很重為何我要授權給妳
我知道她只是想要利用我的名氣有夠現實的
(還很跩說不做也沒差啊我不求妳我有收集其他作家的資料等等)

那個混蛋覺得自己很唱秋
其他人都是白癡都很笨她很看不起別人
她曾經跟我說現在的人基因越來越差所以智商都很低
每天上班一副我超屌不屑跟大家講話的樣子

那傢伙英文明明很爛還在那邊很囂張
說什麼她媽以前為了她還開英文補習班
說她去英國遊學九個禮拜很屌
說老闆覺得她英文很好(老闆是加拿大華人)

幹放屁 講話文法錯一大堆王八蛋
她還會嘲笑其他人英文很差很爛
說英文差的人沒資格升上更高的職位
說那個誰誰誰知道不是去英國唸書
怎麼打出這種爛英文啊之類的

那傢伙還會故意學外國人的噁或其他語助詞（例如好痛之類）
假裝自己是純正的在海外生活的華人

我覺得英文這種東西夠用就好
如果你的英文真的很強很屌
你他媽的就沒有必要像這樣炫耀或斥責別人

有一次我因為在工作上的事情很煩(上面的人一直塞東西給我)
我給我們CEO寫了一長篇全英文訊息抱怨和建議(關於工作)
然後我傳給她看她就閉嘴了(我很確定她沒看或是她用GOOGLE翻譯)
幹因為她根本看不懂全部的文章王八蛋

那人也看不起別人覺得自己很屌
一點都不會覺得不好意思

最糟糕的是她超討厭狗
她覺得狗很噁心很骯髒
她說她這輩子最討厭狗

在我的狗巴褲過世時她還對我說了超狠毒的話
我永遠不會忘記也永遠不會原諒她

老實說我一輩子沒看過這種爛貨
真的是我遇過人品最差最自私的垃圾

喔幹那傢伙曾經說要去歐洲工作等等
在那邊唱秋結果面試根本沒過

我小提琴老師也知道這個王八蛋
她說天啊這是世界上最爛的人類

真對不起打了這麼多狗屁
真是一打就停不下來真的很氣

希望大家支持我們即將上市的遊戲
我和我的歐洲同事們都超感謝你們

First, New Year greetings to all of you, I wish you dreams come true, good luck and good health! New year starts, we need to try a "new pork" in the new year - Omnipork. Although I am abroad this year, Omnipork is already sold in Canada (T&T Supermarket), so I can still have it! YEAH! "Omnipork" is succulent, tender and juicy in terms of texture and taste. It's just like pork, BUT, it has lower calories and saturated fat, so it is a good substitute!

I used "Omnipork" to make three basic home-cooked dishes, which is very lazy and easy. It's too easy that I feel so embarrassed to share it ? But if you want to start cooking, this will be a great start. Let's learn together ?

Besides, in the new year, "Omnipork" has also launched a new series, Ready Meals Series - Omnieat, I am looking forward to try the new series when I back to Hong Kong ?

**Text version recipe is as follows

旅孩要來和大家拜年囉，祝大家心想事成、萬事如意、身體健康！新年當然要吃「新豬肉」，雖然今年我在國外，但新豬肉已經在加拿大有賣了 (大統華亞州超市)，所以我還是可以吃到！YEAH！「新豬肉」不論在外相、觸感，還是味道，都可以媲美手打豬肉的嫩滑多汁，但「新豬肉」的熱量和飽和脂肪更低，是很好的代替品呢！

我用「新豬肉」做了三道基本的家常菜 - 豬肉三味，是很懶很簡單的菜式，簡單到我都不好意思分享了 ? 不過，如果你想開始學料理，這會是很好的開始喔！我們一起來學學吧 ?

另外，新一年，「新豬肉」也出了新系列 - 「速鮮即食系列」，很期待回香港試新產品 ?

** 以下是文字版食譜

Recipe
omnipork half/one pack
bean curd puffs some
diced green onions (optional) some
sugar, soy sauce, corn starch some

Steps
1.Omnipork Meatloaf
Seasoning the Omnipork: add sugar, soy sauce, corn starch, diced spring onions (optional), stir well, put it in a pan and fry, until the color of it slightly changed
2.Omnipork Balls
Squeeze the seasoned Omnipork into ball shape, and steam for 15 minutes
3.Stuffed Bean Curd Puffs
Stuff the Omnipork Balls into bean curd puffs and steam for 15 minutes

食譜
新豬肉 半包/一包
豆腐卜 (豆泡) 適量
蔥花 (非必要) 隨意
糖，醬油，粟粉 適量

做法
1.新豬肉餅
調味：加入糖、醬油、粟粉、蔥花 (非必要)，攪拌後，放進鍋裡煎，煎到新豬肉顏色稍變即可
2.新豬肉丸
把已調味的新豬肉用手擠出球型，隔水蒸15分鐘
3.新豬肉釀豆腐卜 (豆泡)
把新豬肉丸塞進豆腐卜 (豆泡)裡，隔水蒸15分鐘

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徐天佑及陳奐仁首支合作新歌《Fart》，電子曲風加上Rap的元素都是二人喜歡的音樂風格。今次《Fart》一曲，徐天佑由主唱退居幕後成為監製，更參與編曲、作曲部份，亦充當MV導演；資深監製陳奐仁負責曲詞編監之餘，更擔起主唱部份，完美演繹一這首玩味十足的電子歌曲，二人身份互換，迸發出不少火花。

因為一次電影合作中飾演情侶，陳奐仁、徐天佑二人一拍即合，更發現彼此皆喜歡EDM音樂，Hanjin聽完天佑創作的Beats，非常喜歡，所以促成今次合作，交流創作心得。

做這首歌一邊娛樂人，一邊娛樂自己，所以整件事也務求好玩、有趣！
二人將肚痛、放屁難忍的真實一刻放進歌詞，剛好「放屁」一詞在國語的意思，也在諷刺一胡說八道、言詞誇張的人，經常「吹水」來包裝一切，所以用開玩笑的方式來比喻有話應該直說。
其實想放屁是身體一個尋常、誠實的訊號，每個人都一樣，不需要感到尷尬，正如說話不需繞圈子來掩飾真實，要放膽、放聲的說出自己牢困在內的心聲「有屁就放，有話直說」！

《Fart》
曲：陳奐仁、徐天佑
詞：陳奐仁
編：徐天佑、陳奐仁
監：陳奐仁、徐天佑
唱：陳奐仁feat. 徐天佑

Ooh I want you to like it

I smell a fart I smell a fart coming
I feel a fart I feel a fart brewing
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
Ooh

I tried to hold it in
But he's a pro stoolie
Sneaky will leak baby
Washing machine belly
Fermented bean smoothie
No colchicine handy
Can't plug it in, can we
Don't like to eat veggies
Traffic can get sticky
(stick sticky stickity stuck)

But I want you to like it
Cos I really quite like it
It's no use trying to hide it
Ooh I want you to like it

I smell a fart I smell a fart coming
I feel a fart I feel a fart brewing
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming

Ooh, smell like cheddar
Silent killer float like a butterfly light like a feather
We never refuse any offer to get a whiff of a good fart you got me guys know it
You quietly wanna know what the other dude smell like
Put on delirious you laugh your balls off to it
They got they periods you got your fart game own it
We getting serious c no.5 don't cut it
And we get curious to see relief in your briefs
Time to your butt moving, better run go to the toilet

But I want you to like it
Cos I really quite like it
It's no use trying to hide it
Ooh I want you to like it

I smell a fart I smell a fart coming
I feel a fart I feel a fart brewing
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming

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Mymusic : https://goo.gl/2Fwv43

【低溫焗斧頭扒】https://youtu.be/AQWDj6pGZiY
【慢煮威靈頓牛】https://youtu.be/10-qq4U1EXo
【法式紅酒雞】https://youtu.be/G_8yjGajnEU
【牛油果香草雞肉沙律】https://youtu.be/mS45bruiI0A

大家玩過Cooking Mama未？ 今次我哋用下遊戲入面嘅做法搓啲肉丸出嚟去做個大家都鍾意嘅Party Food，所以如果我之前嘅聖誕食譜太麻煩，相信今次呢個會相對容易得多。但係又唔會係最簡易嘅果隻。

意粉嘅配搭好隨意，可以轉用長通粉，扁意粉都冇問題。

再祝大家有個愉快嘅聖誕，聖誕快樂!

PS. 大家鐘唔鐘意個新片頭？2018即將完結，2019轉吓新意思等大家睇得冇咁悶，希望各位來年支持。多謝。

Have you ever played Cooking Mama in the DS before? This recipe will be doing some similar steps according to the game itself to produce some homemade beef balls for the pasta. If you find my previous Chrimstas videos are too complicated for you, this might be something easier I hope. However won't be the easiest way to some of you lol.

Feel free to chang the type of pasta such as Penne or Linguine.

I here wish you guys a great Christmas again.

PS. do you like the new opening? 2018 has come to an end, I hope by changing a new style of the opening can bring you something new for the coming 2019. Thank you very much for your supports indeed! Cheers mate.