車震碌咗落山，英國警察係咁形容
（頂，笑點低，忍唔住對住單新聞笑咗）

今日Derbyshire Roads Policing Unit出咗個tweet，話知道一架載住司機同乘客傾側咗嘅私家車塞咗條路接報到場，講到呢度，大家係咪覺得最多講有無人受傷，幾耐完成清理就完。

件事本身已經好笑：兩個事主「車震」激烈到鬆咗手掣，成加車碌咗落斜路，重點係警察叔叔咬文嚼字去形容，加埋張相，真心忍唔住笑咗出黎。

"At an undisclosed location in Derbyshire the couple occupying this Yaris had parked up and were strengthening their relationship."

（响Derbyshire一個唔能夠透露嘅地點，一對情侶泊低架Yaris「鞏固雙方關係」。）

Whilst doing so the handbrake has become disengaged and it rolled down a hill before flipping on its side. No injuries."

（期間鬆咗手掣，成架車碌咗落山。無人受傷。）

喂，地方唔講得，但影埋架車，扮到好嚴肅咁咬文嚼字「開心Share」，係咩玩法？

#鞏固得好L激烈

報導：
《Sky News》Derbyshire police rescue couple trapped in overturned car after 'strengthening their relationship'
https://news.sky.com/story/derbyshire-police-rescue-couple-trapped-in-overturned-car-after-strengthening-their-relationship-12415167

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Stop and smell the flowers 🌿🌷✨🦋. . .
Everyday we are busy with our busy life, do we even notice the beauty around us?

My morning started on the wrong side of the bed at 6:58am as one of my son’s school bus didn’t come, don’t ask me why only one son got on the bus and one had to walk a distance to another location to wait for another school bus. Anyway I had to reschedule all my morning meetings to drive one son to school which took me an hour to and fro !! I’m sharing here to let out some steam 😶‍🌫️ Motherhood - One needs to be able to accommodate and react instantly when things didn’t workout as planned.

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Join me as we check out the first UNIQLO Roadside store in Malaysia!
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硬漢兄弟表示：我們被恐嚇了！『請幫幫我們』
#社會案件 #硬啦 #硬漢兄弟
-----//不自殺聲明//-----

本人在此特地聲明，謹此宣告，絕不自殺，絕不發生意外。

本人樂觀開朗，身體健康，近期至未來五十年之人生規劃都已妥當，交友廣闊，身無隱疾，且家中尚有老父老母需奉養，絕無任何自殺輕生之意圖。近期也未規劃前往外地旅遊踏青，生活作息正常，更無機會接觸木炭、毒藥、槍砲彈藥等危險管制物品。

本人並無任何使我困擾之慢性病或心理疾病，故絕不可能做出任何看似自殺之行為。

本人從無睡眠困擾，故不需服用安眠藥，更不會有服用過量的問題。

本人強調個人不酗酒也不吸毒。

。本人近期嚴守其身絕不會接近下列地點，例如：

1. 開放性水域以及偏郊積水攤
2. 任何無救生員之游泳池
3. 有高壓、危險氣體，或密閉式未經抽氣處理之地下室、蓄水池、水桶等
4. 無安全護欄之任何高處
5. 任何施工地點（拆政府除外），包括製作消波塊之工地
6. 任何以上未提及但為一般人正常不會前往之地點

。本人恪遵下列事項：

1. 開車或騎摩托車之前會檢查煞車部件、油門線等，並會在加油前關閉車輛電源與行動電話。
2. 絕不擅搶黃燈、闖紅燈。
3. 乘坐任何軌道類交通工具，本人一定退到警戒線後一步以上，直到車輛停妥。
4. 騎乘機車必戴安全帽；乘車必繫安全帶。
5. 絕不接近任何會放射對人體有立即危害的輻射之場所（如核電廠）或設備。
6. 颱風天不登山、不觀浪。

。本人將盡可能注意居家電器、瓦斯、火源之使用。
。本人居住之房屋均使用符合法規之電路電線，絕無電線走火之可能；
。本人絕對不在家中置放過量可燃性氣體或液體。
。浴室中除該有之照明外，不放置任何電器用品，
。睡覺前會關閉大量耗能電器，僅保持電燈、冰箱、電扇外之所有電器開關。
。本人絕不會與隨機的不明人士起衝突，並盡可能保護自我人身安全。

若本人被發現死亡，且現場無外力及打鬥掙扎痕跡，如在車內房間等等隱蔽場所，絕非本人自殺。

若網友在看完此聲明之後，近期或將來發現此帳號不再發片，請幫我討回公道，謝謝。


。I, declares to whom may concern:
。I am optimistic with healthy fitness,
。without any illness or disease confuse me,
。so I will NOT do any thing connected to suicide by any means.
。I do NOT have medical issues with sleeping,
。so I do NOT need to take any medicals about it.
。I am NOT an alcoholic nor having drug addiction,

。neither visit the following places alone and / or with relatives or friends:

1. Open water area
2. Pool without watcher
3. Closed place like not ventilated tank, pool, cellar with hazardous gas
　(i.e. high pressure gas, explosive gas, toxic gas, etc.)
4. Any place without safe barriers from falling
5. Any building site (well, except the deconstruction place for governmental buildings),

。including spots to making concretes.

6. Any place does not mentioned above, where no common people might visit.

。I strictly follow the under rules:
　1. I check my brakes and parts before driving,
　　and turn off my mobile and the power of my vehicle.
　2. I do not rush in traffic lights.
　3. I keep the distance for more than one step from the security line
　　while taking any vehicle or transportation if they have, until they are
　　fully parked and ready to aboard.
　4. I wear helmet with scooters or motorbike properly.
　　I wield safety belt while driving or being a passenger.
　5. I will NOT close any harmful radiative place (like nuclear plant) or equipments.
　6. I will NOT go hiking, wave seeing, or visit any dangerous places.

。I try my best to watch over the usage of appliance, gasoline and fire.
。My place uses legally certificated safe electricity equipments,
。thus the possibility of having accidents in fire IS insignificant.
。In addition to this, I never have illegal amount of flammable gas or liquid.
。I do not have any appliance despite of necessary lighting,
。and turn off all switches despite of lights, refrigerators or fans.
。I do not having conflicts with strangers,
。and put my personal security as highest priority.
。Hereby I authorize any of you who viewed this statement to have rights to announcing charges
　or calling police, once this account does not login for days (legal definition of missing a long time)

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