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三不五時會有朋友要我講笑話,我都說我不會講笑話,他們不相信。
現在就讓你們看看我當年講笑話的實力......!
2013年5月27日
https://www.facebook.com/hyuui/posts/10200736843279430
Q:可以提供3個笑話嗎?
A:
1. A comathematician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee.
2. (singing) Old Macdonald had a form, e_i ^ e_i = 0.
3. The category of Banach Analytic Manifolds: BanAnaMan.
https://www.facebook.com/hyuui/posts/10200737108046049
Q:第一個笑話不懂QQ,那3個物理的笑話呢?
A:"A comathematician is a device for turning cotheorems into ffee."典故來自Alfred Renyi形容他的同事Paul Erdos的一句話:"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."而在數學上,加了"co"常表示對偶(dual)的意思,所以"co"mathematician就反過來把"co"theorems指向ffee("co"ffee去掉co)了。
3個物理笑話留到下一則和3個冷笑話一起給你。
https://www.facebook.com/hyuui/posts/10200737110286105
Q:可以提供3個冷笑話嗎?
A:
1. 一位農夫愁眉苦臉的,一位物理學家問農夫在煩惱甚麼,農夫說:「我養的雞都不生蛋。」物理學家:「好,我來幫你想辦法。」過了一會,物理學家說:「我想到辦法了,不過這辦法只適用在真空中的球體母雞。」
2. 有一天,一個物理學家正在進行他的研究。他看了看第一組實驗數據,很滿意的說:「OK啊。」看了第二組數據,也沒什麼問題,便又說:「OK啊。」一直到第N組,他都說:「OK啊。」但是,當他把所有的數據放在一起比較時,卻發現起始條件只要有一點點差異,最後的結果就會完全不同,於是他大喊:「OH! CHAOS! (OK啊+s)」據說這就是CHAOS這個單字的由來。
3. 甲:「你知道宇宙背景幅射是幾度嗎?」乙:「3K啊。」「還有一個專門研究它的組織喔...」「叫3K黨。」
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Mods:
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HKS Exhaust Manifolds
HKS Turbo Elbows
Rocket Dancer Equal Length Downpipes
Amuse Titanium Exhaust
AM Catch Can
HKS Oil Filter Relocation Kit
AM Oil Cooler
AM Power Steering Cooler
HKS IC Piping
AM FMIC
Custom Suction Kit
Tabata Aluminum Radiator
Samco Radiator Hoses
HKS Twin Power Ignition System
HKS Air Filters
Greddy Fuel Rail
Nismo 555cc Fuel Injectors
Sard Surge Tank
Twin Disc Clutch
Nismo LSD
Haltech Platinum Pro Stand Alone ECU
Blue Dress Up Bolts Engine and Bay Kit
Battery Relocated to Trunk
AM Tension Rod Brace
AM Tension Rods
Am Front Upper Control Arm
LMR Sway Bars (Front and Rear)
Zeal Coilovers with Swift Springs
Nismo Rear Lower Control Arms
Nismo Traction Arms
AM Rear Upper Control Arms
Hicas Delete Bar
ABS Delete
Aluminum Subframe Collars
Endless BBK with 2-Piece Rotors in Front
Cusco 3-Point Rear Strut Tower Bar *Rare*
Front Strut Tower Bar
Work Emotion T7R 18x10.5 Wheels
Federal RS-R 285/30/18 Tires
Endless Racing Front Lip
Tinted Front Turn Signals
Endless Racing Vented Carbon Fiber Hood
Widebody Vented Front Fenders
Custom Widened Rear Fenders
N1 Side Skirts
Bride Zeta 2 Driver’s Seat
MOMO Steering wheel
Nismo Shift Knob
13 Point Cusco Roll Cage
HKS EVC 6 Boost Controller
Mine’s 320kph Gauge Cluster
Greddy Boost Gauge
Greddy Water Temp Gauge
Greddy Oil Pressure Gauge
Greddy Oil Temp Gauge
Greddy Fuel Pressure Gauge
Greddy Ext Gauge
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