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It's So Easy/簡單的要命
I see your sister in her Sunday dress
She's out to peace
She pouts her breast
She's out to take
No need to try
She's ready to make
It's so easy, easy
When everybody's tryin' to please me baby
It's so easy, easy
When everybody's tryin' to please me
我看見你老妹穿著假日禮服
她試著保持冷靜
頂著她那兩個大奶
她試著忍耐
試都不用試
她已經準備好被幹
真是簡單，簡單的要命
當每個人都想取悅我
真是簡單，簡單的要命
當每個人都得取悅我
Cars are crashin' every night
I drink n'drive everything's in sight
I make the fire
But I miss the firefight
I hit the bull's eye every night
每晚車子都撞個稀巴爛
我喝到茫開著車，所有事都看在眼裡
我放了把火，但我想看見火拼
每晚我都正中紅心
It's so easy, easy
When everybody's tryin' to please me baby
Yeah it's so easy, easy
When everybody's tryin' to please me
So easy
But nothin' seems to please me
It all fits so right
When I fade into the night
See me hit you
You fall down
真是簡單，簡單的要命
當每個人都想取悅我
真是簡單，簡單的要命
當每個人都得取悅我
太簡單了，沒有事能讓我興奮
每件事都恰如其分，當我消失在夜幕裡
看著我揍扁你，而你倒下
I see you standin' there
You think you're so cool
Why don't you just
Fuck off
我看到你杵在那
你覺得你很屌
但你他媽的怎麼不
滾遠點！
Ya get nothin' for nothin'
If that's what ya do
Turn around bitch I got a use for you
Besides you ain't got nothin' better to do
And I'm bored
反正妳做什麼都徒勞無功
轉過身吧，我找到妳的利用價值了
反正妳也沒啥正經事可幹
而我閒得發慌
It's so easy, easy
When everybody's tryin' to please me baby
It's so easy, easy
When everybody's tryin' to please me
So easy
But nothin' seems to please me
It all fits so right
When I fade into the night
So come with me
Don't ask me where 'cause I don't know
I'll try ta please you
I ain't got no money but it goes to show
It's so easy
So fuckin' easy
It's so easy
So damn easy
It's so easy
So fuckin' easy
It's so easy
Oh,so easy
It's so easy
So fuckin' easy
It's so easy
Yeah!
真是簡單，簡單的要命
當每個人都想取悅我
真是簡單，簡單的要命
當每個人都得取悅我
太簡單了，沒有事能讓我興奮
每件事都恰如其分，當我消失在夜幕裡
有種跟我來
別問我去哪我還沒決定
我能讓妳爽
雖然我身上半毛錢都沒，但還是能做到
這太簡單了
他媽的沒難度
這太簡單了
一點該死的難度都沒
這太簡單了
他媽的沒難度
這太簡單了
噢，也太簡單
這太簡單了
他媽的沒難度
這太簡單了
耶！
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→ wiredo:幹這首歌有夠粗XD 女性板友不知可否接受 12/16 01:35
推 sakuraism:好懷念那天晚上現場所有人一起大喊fuck off!! 12/16 01:37
推 LUhakka:事實如此啊XD 12/16 01:38
※ 編輯: wiredo 來自: 140.112.211.227 (12/16 01:39)推 banksy:讓我再喊一聲 FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 12/16 01:39
推 sonic12242:推樓上xddd 12/16 01:42
→ UG86:翻得真棒,翻出歌原本的味道!就是要粗!FUCK OFF!!~ 12/16 02:02
推 nosweating:看原文歌詞就知道很粗了...XD 12/16 06:51
推 Peja3:Fuck off!!! 12/16 12:50
推 mokolo:我猜是我放了火卻忘了滅火 12/16 20:43
→ wiredo:firefight是那種槍戰的交火，所以我才這樣翻 12/16 20:53
推 LUhakka:那I make a fire會不會指"我開了第一槍"呢？ 12/16 21:25
→ wiredo:我當初想的是縱火的程度還輸駁火 12/16 22:39
→ wiredo:所以想翻成那種做了小惡卻想搞個更大條的 12/16 22:39
推 Slash1987:最近好愛這首!感謝翻譯!就是這樣直接才對嘛! 04/02 20:18
推 tonyhusky :I drink n'drive everything's in sight 09/13 00:04
→ tonyhusky :這句話我覺得是："我把我視線所及的東西都撞爛"欸 09/13 00:05