Calum Thomas Hood. You've just turned 19 and you couldnt've gotten any more weirder. I'm really not good at this. Since i am a fangirl, I will act as if he actually knows me irl. For example: bake a cake for him, tweet him, cry in my room with the cake I baked bc he will never have knowledge of my existence etc. You, my boy, are a lad 👏👏👏. I haven't known you long but i've known u long enough to cry over you. I don't even know where to start, but I shouldn't elaborate so much bc nobody is gonna read this but oh well. Your laugh is just the cutest thing ever I s2g. PUPPY 🐶 Just like a chihuahua you are adorable, loud and naked. THOSE CRINKLES BY YOUR EYES WHEN YOU SMILE ARE A GIFT FROM GOD 👼 and I ask for your permission to have your dance moves bc sassy. Your passion when you play the bass and the lyrics and the notes that flow through fingers is the definition of talent, i'm not joking. Your voice is so pure and raw that anyone that listens to you sing would get goosebumps. ALSO YOUR SASS OH MY GOSH YOU ARE THE MALE BEYONCÈ ALL HAIL CALUM HOOYONCÈ. #eyebrowsonfleek . A lot of people are gonna post about how much you've changed their life, and i'm one of them. No need to talk about that part too much, though. So, Co-latha breith sona, Calum Hood! Que os seus días ser cuberto con espaguetes 😘😘 #HappyBirthdayCalumfromMY #HappyBirthdayCalum #19yearsofcalum #wow #suchachievement #veryaging