I was really missing my favorite place in the whole world the other day. Solvang is no Randers, but it's close. Very few people will get this joke, but it's okay. I laughed a little at my own joke. That's good enough. It was more like a dry chuckle... But I'll take it. True story, I've lost count of many times I've been to Denmark. I can take the 925x from Billund to the center of Aarhus without crying. I can pronounce Vejli and the hagen in Copenhagen probably. I know to leave babies outside in the cold. I buy all my clothes at Rema or Bilka. I fed those deer at that one creepy forest...twice...they don't like carrots that much!! I even presented on janteloven in a global marketing class. Though practicing it and following it is a bit harder than pretending I'm an expert on it. Often times, I feel like I'm there again... I pretty much commute on the Oresund daily to the capital because life in Sweden is that much cheaper. I mean, I even manifested a half cousin out of thin air who happens to live in the second best city in Denmark of Horsens. Just don't try to go clubbing wearing yellow pants there. You probably won't be able to get in. Yet all of this... And I never went to #solvang... Just a few hours up the coast from me. Crazy. It was like a Disneyland version of what past Denmark might have looked like...but it lacked flodeboller and that one dessert that I can't even pronounce or spell. It did have surprisingly bad Danish food, which is authentic. Because we all know the best Danish food is a kebab at a polsevogn run by a Vietnamese person. The People's Party probably loves me. And also seeing big American cars all over the place took the realism away. Denmark uses electronic cars or horses. Nothing else . Anyways, just wanted to share. Goodnight. #denmark #danish #danishamerican #pleasedontputmeonanisland #wannabe #california #socal #pch #america #somedanishmediacompanygivemeajobplease

'Helo, any good news?' 'Yes two days of additional public holiday declared' 'But why?' 'Opposition alliance had won the general election' 'Now that's the good news!' #ubah #democracylives #malaysia