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八卦天后在此
Gossip girl here,

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讓你了解曼哈頓貴族
Your one and only source into the scandalous lives

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丑聞的唯一途徑
Of manhattan's elite.

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你可以跟丹甚至是布萊爾推心置腹
you confided in dan and even blair.

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-唯獨排除我 -就這樣了?
-Everyone but me. -so that's it?

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連朋友都不能做?
We can't even be friends?

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不記得了嗎 我們從來都不是真正的朋友
we were never really friends, remember?

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但愿你別介意 我們多了個房客
Hope you don't mind, but we've, uh, we've got a lodger.

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把這兒當自己家
Make yourself at home.

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-你見到我的素描本了嗎? -對不起! -天哪
-Have you seen my sketchbook? -Whoa, sorry! -Oh, my god.

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耶魯是你的夢想
Yale is your dream,

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而你比我更應該去那
And you deserve to go here more than I do.

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-你不能分享這個 -我們會找到辦法的
-you can't share this. -We'll find a way.

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我會再給你一次機會
I'm gonna give you a second chance.

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只要你能告訴我毛毛蟲塞西爾的命運
If you can tell me the fate of cecil the caterpillar,

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我就跟你出去
I will go out with you.

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我剛想起來到我認識艾倫
I just realized that i-i do know Aron

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我們一起參加了夏令營 還結了婚
We went to summer camp together. we got married.

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還有一個小的交換甘草戒指的儀式
There was a small ceremony with licorice rings.

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你應該走你自己的路線
You should do your own clothing line.

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我能做衣服的模特 馬克斯會給他們拍照
I can model them. Max will do some photos.

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那家伙在占你便宜
That guy was taking advantage of you.

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你既不是我爸又不是我哥
You are not my father, and you are not my brother,

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你這嗎在乎干嘛?
So why do you care so much?

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我能要回我的裙子嗎?
Can I at least have my dress back?

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你敢碰這件衣服 就再也別想踏進這一步
You touch this dress, you will never set foot in here again.

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現場播報 珍妮·漢弗瑞買了16碼的薄紗
Spotted at minh,jenny humphrey buying 16 yards of tulle.

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但什麼時候eleanor waldorf開始
But since when does eleanor waldorf

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用他的存錢筒付帳 ?
Pay for her purchases with a penny jar?

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人說 來的多不如來的巧
They say a stitch in time saves nine.

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這些錢能夠挽救小珍妮嗎?
Will it save little j.?

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我們會震驚四座的
We are going to blow them away.

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最好是這樣 不然我死定了
We better, otherwise I am so dead.

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美女 你看時間還夠不
Dude, have you seen the time?

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足夠你哥和那房客去看電影了
at least your brother and the lodger went to go see a movie

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是啊 內特又在躲著我了
yeah, that's nate avoiding me once again.

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他還在那假裝
He's still acting like

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-她沒跟你舌吻? -是滴 真惡
-He didn't stick his tongue down your throat? -yeah. ew.

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這個嘛 男人在上床前很少有發生健忘症的
Well, amnesia doesn't really happen till after sex with guys,

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-所以他是有啥問題 -我不知道 他以前跟瓦內薩約過會
So what's his problem? I don't know. he used to date vanessa?

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我不知道是因為我是丹的妹妹還是太小
I'm dan's little sister? too young? I wouldn't know.

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我們不說話了
We don't talk.

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那又怎嗎樣 過了今晚你就成名了
so what? after tonight you'll be so famous.You'll have ten nate archibalds

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-要十個內特·阿齊布爾德都有 -可我只要這個
You'll have ten nate archibalds. yeah, except I only want the one.

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好吧 那你得采取行動
Okay, fine, then you have to make the move.

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那是你唯一的辦法了
That's the only way it's gonna work.

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-天哪 都這個時候了啊 -我早跟你說過
-Oh, my god. is that the time? -I told you.

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好了 你得縫快點了
Okay, yeah. you need to sew way faster,

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不然我們死慘了 不然來不及
cause we are so screwed. cause ready or not,

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把衣服拿去時裝秀了
We're putting on a fashion show.

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欸 我只是覺得他們在忙什麼
I just,i think they're up to something, man,

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他們關緊門 和 給eleanor的私人東西
With their closed doors and this private thing for eleanor.

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珍妮沒跟你提過什嗎嗎?
Jenny,she didn't say anything to you?

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沒有 我們這周沒說什嗎話
Uh, no, no. but we haven't talked much this week, so...

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我們要離開的時候她看上去有點莫名的開心
She seemed weirdly happy that we were leaving the house.

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就想看個《天橋驕子》 吃點披薩
Like how much privacy does she really need

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還需要多少私人空間似的
To watch "project runway" and eat pizza?

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-等等 是喬丹啊 -誰?
-Oh, oh. hold on a second. ooh, it's jordan. -who?

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你知道的 耶魯的助教
The, uh, you know, the t.a. from yale.

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她在為我爭取一封推薦信
She was trying to get me a recommendation

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你跟她搭上過的啊
You--you hooked up with her.

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對啊 喬丹
Oh, yeah, that's right. jordan.

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做內特感覺真不錯啊
Oh, it's good to be nate.

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我讓三個教授讀了你的小說
i had three professors read your stories.

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-遲點打你電話 -聽上去是好消息啊
-I'll call you later -hey, that sounds like good news.

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好? 不好 那就意味著第一位教授讀了之后
Good? no. it means she had the first one read it.

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并不喜歡 第二位也是
He didn't like it. neither did the second,

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連碰三次壁后 她很可能已經放棄了
And after the third, she probably just gave up.

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那如果你不需要時間做心理準備
And why text before calling if you don't need

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-他幹嘛在打電話前發短訊 -或許她只是因為不方便說話
To soften the blow? or she was somewhere she couldn't talk,

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-只發了個短信 -有這樣的想象力 你應該當作家的
-So she sent a text. -with an imagination like that, you should be a writer.

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-你去哪? -我現在沒辦法專心去看電影了
-Hey, where are you going? -i-i can't concentrate on a movie right now.

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我得回家盯著著我的電話
I-i-i gotta--i gotta go home and stare at my phone.

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或許你能跟珍妮談談到底出什嗎事了
Maybe you could talk to jenny, figure out what's going on.

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是啊 不錯的主意
Yeah, sounds like a great idea.

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我父親上的是耶魯
My father went to yale,

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而我從小也立志要進耶魯
And I've wanted to go there ever since I was a little girl.

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很好
How nice.

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瑟琳娜 跟我說說卡爾·拉格斐的生日派對
So, serena, tell me about karl lagerfeld's birthday party.

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很有意思
Oh, it--it was fun,

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你知道布萊爾的媽媽是位設計師嗎?
But did you know blair's mother is a designer?

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知道嗎 當伯魯比院長向我介紹你的時候
You know, when dean berube suggested I meet with you,

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我根本不知道你是如此讓人歡喜
I had no idea you would be such a delight.

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-是的 謝謝 再見 -抱歉 我丈夫要走了
-Yes, thank you. bye. -oh, excuse me. my husband's on his way out.

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-馬爾科姆 這是瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森 -下午好
-Malchus, this is serena van der woodsen. -good afternoon.

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你好 這是我的摯友布萊爾·霍道夫
Uh, hi, and best friend blair waldorf.

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很高興見到你
Pleased to meet you.

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我在這干嘛
What am I doing here?

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莉斯和她老公都是有名的耶魯贊助人
Liz and her husband are both prominent yale donors

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也是院長的好朋友
And good friends with the dean.

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就像他們的院長朋友一樣
Well, just like their good friend the dean,

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-他們之關注你而已 -得了B 你行的
-They only have eyes for you. -come on, b., you can do this.

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耶魯是你的夢想
Yale is your dream.

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-別在折你的手指了 -
Just stop cracking your knuckles.

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今天很開心 不過 我恐怕得先走了
well, as pleasant as this has been,I'm afraid I'm going to have to run.

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我的丈夫出去應酬下
My husband's off to his business dinner,

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在去見我布林馬爾學院的校友前
And before I meet my friends from bryn mawr,

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我得給我的女兒預定客房服務
I have to order room service for my daughter.

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不是吧 她得一個人在這呆一晚上?
Oh no,She's gonna be here by herself all night?

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艾瑪不介意的 只要有哈利波特的書
Oh, emma doesn't mind. as long as she has her harry potter book

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和一碗冰淇淋 她會很高興的安靜待著.
And a bowl of ice cream, she's happy as a clam.

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不行 布萊爾會帶她去看電影的
Uh, no, blair will take her to a movie.

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本來我想帶她的
I-i would take her myself,

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-但我家里有點事 -艾瑪會喜歡的
But I've got something with my family, so... -why, emma would love that.

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你肯定你不介意? 艾瑪 寶貝
You sure you don't mind? emma, dear?

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過來
Come here.

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伯魯比院長的朋友的事就是我的事
Anything for the friends of dean berube.

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-怎嗎了 老媽 -瑟琳娜的朋友...
-Yes, mother? -serena's friend...

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布萊爾
Blair.

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是的 想帶你去看場電影
Yes, would like to take you to a movie.

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好的 謝謝你
Oh, thank you.

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這一個會很有趣
This is gonna be fun.

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是啊
Yeah.

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你好
Hello.

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你在這兒做什嗎?
Hey. um, what are you doing here?

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我剛和收藏家們開了一個會
Uh, I just had a meeting with the collector.

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-你想到了... -毛毛蟲塞西爾 在瑞士野營
-So did you figure out... -cecil the caterpillar. camp suisse.

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然后我們結了婚還交換了甘草戒指
We got married and exchanged licorice rings.

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-你在儀式后的五分鐘就把它吃了 -是啊
-And you ate your five minutes after the ceremony. -yeah.

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你后來什嗎時候想到的
When did you finally remember?

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就是有個女孩坐在你摩托車后座上
Um, about the time you were speeding away with a girl

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然后你們倆飛奔而去的時候
On the back of your motorcycle.

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奧德拉 她只是個朋友而已
Audra. yeah, she's just a friend.

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我可是在你走進畫廊的剎那就認出你來了
No, I recognized you the moment you walked in the gallery.

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騙人 不過沒關系
No, you didn't, but it's okay.

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有些臉蛋是不會忘記的
Some faces you don't forget.

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這有個慈善晚宴我要參加
Um... you know, I have this charity gala.

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就在這裡 其實我并不經常來這種晚宴的
It's actually here, and I wouldn't normally go,

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可是我媽媽是獲獎嘉賓 我弟弟又不在
But my mom's being honored and my brother's out of town,

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-我又無所事事 可是我想 -我遲到了
And I'm rambling, but I was wondering... I'm late! I know.

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-我就想我們能不能 -對不起
I was thinking maybe we could, uh... mm. I'm sorry.

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再等個另一個九年吧
Hey, uh, maybe in another nine years.

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這是怎嗎回事
What was that about?

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珍妮 快點 車快到了
Jenny, come on. the van is almost here.

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今晚之后埃莉諾就該自殺了
Eleanor's going to kill herself after tonight.

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我知道 我還有幾件事要做
I know. I just have a few more things to do.

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丹
Dan?

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你怎嗎會在這
What are you doing here?

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我發現有人被抓個正著
I spy with my little eye someone getting busted.

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媽媽走了嗎
Is my mom gone?

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走了
Yes.

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你想看什嗎類型的電影
So what kind of movies do you like?

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那種動畫片還是
Something where the animals sing or...

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我的天啊
Oh, sweet heaven.

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瑪菲·麥克多諾在炫耀
So muffy mcdonough's been bragging

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她將要如何告別處女生涯
About how she's gonna lose her virginity

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因為她終于和一個曲棍球隊長在一起了
'cause she finally landed a date with the lacrosse captain.

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大家都叫這個隊長 處女終結者
They call him "the de-virginator."

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天啊 妳的嘴別再動了
Oh, my god. stop your mouth from moving.

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現在我終于能離開爸媽過一夜了
But now that I finally have the night away from mom and dad,

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看看誰是第一個吧
We'll see who's first.

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我想現在就是向"那個"說掰掰的時候了
I'm saying t.t.f.n. to my you know what.

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或者 我們會知道妳媽怎麼感覺的
Or maybe we'll see how your mom feels

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對於你這個小小的清倉大拍賣 羅翰
About your little clearance sale, lohan.

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拜托 我聽到你提到要進YALE
Please. I heard you talking about getting into yale.

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那麼嘛 伯魯比院長 就像是我的叔叔
Well, dean berube is, like, my uncle,

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所以你要嘛幫我
So help me or

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要嗎我就告訴他你帶我去俱樂部
I tell him how you took me to a club

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-讓我墮落了 -傳說B女士
And got me wasted. rumor has it that lady b.

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被另一隻小狐狸給陰了
's been outfoxed by a young fox.

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我有信用卡 假身份證 我要喝酒泡男人
Got a credit card, fake i.d., and I want bacardi and a boy.

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這身體應該開業了
This body's open for business.

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似乎唯一的象牙塔也要經歷風雨了
It seems only one ivory tower is being stormed tonight.

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你從埃莉諾那辭職了嗎
You quit eleanor's?

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我別無選擇 她在利用我
I had to. she was using me.

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父親知道嗎 廢話 他當然不知道了
Does dad know about it? no, of course dad doesn't know.

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我說什嗎鬼話呢 妳還沒被送去修道院勒
What am I saying? you haven't been shipped off to a convent yet.

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丹 冷靜一下
hey, dan, just take it easy.

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內特 這沒你什嗎事
Nate, look, I'm sorry, but this is none of your business.

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丹 我保證明天一定告訴爸爸
Dan, I promise I'll tell dad everything tomorrow.

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今晚真的很重要 我一直在努力準備著
I just--i really need tonight. I've worked so hard.

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準備什嗎 這是什嗎
For--for what? what is this?

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別動 今晚我們自己辦個突擊式的時裝秀
Stop! we're putting on a guerilla fashion show.

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我搞不明白
I don't know what that means.

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這些衣服都是我設計的
Okay. these dresses--i made them.

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愛格妮思跟他的朋友來當模特
And--and agnes and her friends are gonna model.

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拜托 丹 今晚是我的機會
Please, dan. tonight's the one chance

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我要證明給大家看我的實力
I have to show everyone what I can do.

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伊萬 我發誓要是十分鐘之內車還沒來的話
Ivan, I swear if that van's not here in ten minutes,

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你就別想要那些我的照片了
You're not getting those photos of me.

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我們是被逮到了 還是怎樣?
Are we busted now or what?

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丹 拜托了 就幾個小時而已
Dan, please. I just need a few hours.

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然后我就會跟爸爸全盤托出
Then I'll tell dad everything.

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好吧
All right.

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我 我要想想
I, uh, i-i just need to think.

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你終于做到了
Well, you finally did it--

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把我的耶魯之夢徹底打碎了
Made absolutely sure I'm never gonna get into yale.

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你說什嗎呢
What are you talking about?

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那個小艾瑪他跟純真的holly hobbie一點搭不上
Little emma--turns out she's less holly hobbie

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-而且比AV女優jenna jameson還超過 -你說明白一點
And more jenna jameson. can you speak plainly?

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他決定要在我當他保母的時候 "轉大人"
She's determined to become a woman on my watch,

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要是我不幫他拉皮條 他就要
And if I don't help pimp her out, she's gonna

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-在院長前把我毀了 -我不明白
Character-assassinate me to the dean. I don't understand.

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他不是只喜歡冰淇淋跟魔法的小丫頭嗎
I thought she liked ice cream and magic.

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下次把這種密謀的事讓專業的來
Next time leave the scheming to the experts.

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-那是什嗎照片 -瑞士野營時照的相
What are those? pictures from camp suisse.

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亞倫穿毛毛蟲裝
Aaron dressed up as cecil the caterpillar.

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我在宮殿外面偶然碰到的
I bumped into him outside the palace.

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就是你六歲時突然給你戒指的人吧 都過去了吧
The guy gave you a ring pop when you were 6. move on.

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是甘草戒指 而且我那時候8歲
It was licorice, and I was 8.

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都是些無關緊要的舊事 專心點 瑟琳娜
Ancient, unimportant history. focus, serena.

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你把我帶到這步的 我不能因為一個小妓女的性慾
You got me into this, and I'm not losing yale

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而丟了去耶魯的機會
Because of that little tart's libido.

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妳幹嘛不就把他時間耗光就好 ?
Why don't you just occupy her for a while?

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帶他去慈善晚會 你到那的時候
Take her to the charity gala. when you get there,

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就說你不知道有那嗎無聊
You can say you didn't know how lame it would be.

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到時候他就該回家了 你就解脫了
Then it's time for her to go home. you're off the hook.

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我查了一下八卦天后
So I checked out "gossip girl,"

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我們先去socialista酒吧 在去 beatrice旅館
And I'm thinking we hit socialista before beatrice.

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看到我遇上啥了吧 ?
See what I'm dealing with?

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艾瑪 我一直在想 跟那些曼哈頓的下流痞子
Emma, I was thinking, where is the glory

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上床到底有什麼光榮的
In bedding down with some dirty manhattan hipster

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他們還可能偷拍妳呢
Who's probably filming you on the nanny cam?

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你真的想讓瑪菲嫉妒吧
You really want to make muffy jealous?

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就要讓上流人士摘了你的花瓣
Have your flower plucked by one of the elite.

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我到哪里去找這種人啊
And where would I find someone like that?

217
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幸運的是 我們知道哪裡找得到
Luckily, we know the place.

218
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不過你可要先去我衣櫃裡繞繞
But you're gonna have to pay a visit to my closet first.

219
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對不起 咖啡有問題嗎 客人總是要奇怪的服務
Sorry. thing about a cafe? people weirdly want service.

220
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你說我現在怎嗎辦啊
Come on, v., what-- what am I gonna do?

221
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-給我一點建議吧 -他明天就要告訴你爸爸了
You gotta give me something here. she's telling your dad tomorrow,

222
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不管這整個時裝秀怎嗎樣
And whatever this whole fashion show thing is,

223
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她似乎確實付出了很多心血
It sounds like she put a lot of work into it.

224
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所以你我和內特就幫她打圓場嗎
So we--we all just cover for her--you, me, nate?

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別把我和內特扯在一起 他只是你的朋友
Don't lump me with nate. he's your friend.

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我們來說這件事吧
Are--are we ever gonna talk about this?

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他住的地方沒電
He was living there with no electricity,

228
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-沒家具 -你做的沒錯
No furniture-- you did the right thing.

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然后你就從來沒來過我家了
Which is why you haven't been to the loft since he moved in.

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-告訴我 你還喜歡內特嗎 -但內特恨我
Just tell me. do you still have feelings for him? nate hates me.

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那不是我要問的吧 ?
That's not what I asked.

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我們試過 不過沒結果 故事結束
nate and I tried. it didn't work. end of story.

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我只是說 如果你喜歡他
I'm just saying, if you like him,

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你應該告訴他 因為他是個好人
You should tell him, 'cause nate is a good guy.

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有趣的是你已經準備處罰妳妹了
It's funny how you're ready to condemn your sister,

236
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但是對於nate 做了些實在令人非議的事
But nate, who's done some pretty questionable things,

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-你卻置若罔聞 我抓到撒謊啊
Gets a free pass. I get she lied

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不是她撒謊的事
no. no. it's not about the lying.

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我 我不想讓她陷入麻煩
I-i don't want her to get in trouble.

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假如她正要犯的錯要改變人生的
What if she's about to make a huge, life-altering mistake,

241
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我能不阻止她嗎
And I don't stop her?

242
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是誰要犯一個大錯啊?
Who's about to make a huge mistake?

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看看我們這裡來了什麼人了
Well, what do we have here?

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請允許我自我介紹
Allow me to introduce myself.

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我叫恰克
I'm chuck.

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拜斯 上帝啊 我在"八卦天后"上看到過你
Bass. oh, my god. I read about you on "gossip girl."

247
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你像是個惡魔啊
You're-- you're like the devil.

248
00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:42,380
終於有些廣告是真實的
Finally some truth in advertising.

249
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該走了 好嗎
Headed out, are we?

250
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瑟琳娜 布萊爾和我要去一個晚宴
Serena, blair and I are going to the gala.

251
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-希望你也一起去 -呃 周六晚上我是都跟朋友一起的
Hope you're coming? well, I'm all for company on a saturday night,

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但是 我唯一喜歡像那樣老的東西 是我的威士忌
But the only thing I like that aged is my scotch.

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什嗎 都是些老骨頭嗎
What? it's old people?

254
00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:56,180
布萊爾告訴我那里全是帥哥
Blair told me it was all hot guys.

255
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聽起來你是被他們帶去
Sounds to me like you're being taken for a ride.

256
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那換我搭你的便車 好嗎
Well, how about you take me for a ride instead?

257
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:08,940
服務生 你能幫我把這個轉交給瑟琳娜嗎
Buckman, could you pass this to miss serena?

258
00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:10,900
從酒店櫃臺拿來的
It was with the concierge.

259
00:11:13,610 --> 00:11:16,910
看來你已經自己釣上一條大魚了 (音同 跟Bass搞上了)
Looks like you've just hooked yourself a bass.

260
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你看起來很美 我們可以走了嗎
You look beautiful. can we go now?

261
00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,290
耐心點 親愛的
Patience, love.

262
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我們越早到那里越好 就越容易上鉤
The sooner we get there, the sooner the jig is up.

263
00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:28,750
我要去看下那個小處女
I'll go check on the vestal virgin.

264
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留在總臺的東西 小姐
Left at the concierge, miss.

265
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謝謝
Thank you.

266
00:11:37,890 --> 00:11:41,560
-好有創意 塞西爾 -她已經走了
Well-played, cecil. she's gone!

267
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-誰 -你認為還有誰 艾瑪
Who? who do you think? emma!

268
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珍妮 你應該等下丹
Jenny, you should wait for dan.

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不 沒時間了 這是我唯一的機會
No, there's no time. this is my one chance I have

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來證明我可以成為時裝設計師
To prove that I can be a designer.

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否則只能做回constance裡小J
Otherwise it's back to being little j. at constance,

272
00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:55,700
除非這次弄砸了 那嗎每一個人都會知道我失敗了
Except worse this time, because everyone's gonna know I failed.

273
00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,700
還有你什嗎時候這嗎變得這嗎擔心我的
And since when are you so worried?

274
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你一整周來沒和我說超過兩個字
You haven't spoken two words to me all week.

275
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:02,040
伙計 小心點 那些都是很高級的衣服
Careful, guys! those are couture!

276
00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,290
-為什嗎你一直吃這些罐裝核仁巧克力餅
Hey, why do you keep eating those pot brownies?

277
00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:06,710
你知不知吃甜食會讓你變笨的 -珍妮 聽我說
You know sugar makes you spaz. jenny, come on.

278
00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:08,540
我是說 你知道這很復雜
I mean, you know it's complicated.

279
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你關心我嗎 證明給我看
Do you care about me? prove it.

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跟我來
Come with me.

281
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或許我該來開車
Maybe I should drive.

282
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伙伴們 加油
Okay, guys, come on!

283
00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,140
貨車出發啦
This train wagon is on the move!

284
00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:26,440
那是內特嗎
Is that nate?

285
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停下
Hey! hey, stop!

286
00:12:30,110 --> 00:12:31,610
停下
Stop!

287
00:12:31,690 --> 00:12:33,610
真的是一輛豪華轎車
Wow. a real limo.

288
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這太完美了
This is so perfect.

289
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順便說下 我的名字叫
Uh, by the way, my name is--

290
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我們不要說這些壞了氣氛
Let's not ruin it with talking.

291
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:41,620
好的
Fine.

292
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:43,620
現在報道 拜斯帶著誘餌
Spotted-- bass taking the bait...

293
00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:45,620
開始干正事吧
Straight to business then.

294
00:12:45,620 --> 00:12:47,230
那可是未成年少女
Jailbait, that is.

295
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,610
發短信給他 我已經給他發了六條了
Text him. I've texted him six times.

296
00:12:49,610 --> 00:12:52,700
再給他發一遍 在他上了那女孩
Well, text him again before he screws that girl

297
00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:55,040
-還有毀了我念Yale的其他機會前 -我已經在"八卦天后"上
And any other chance that I had of getting into yale! I put out an a.p.b.

298
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發出了全面通緝
On "gossip girl"

299
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還附上了艾瑪在facebook上的照片
With emma's facebook picture on it.

300
00:12:57,290 --> 00:12:59,870
在曼哈頓地區的每一個女孩都會密切注意 恰克
Every girl in manhattan will be on the lookout. chuck!

301
00:12:59,870 --> 00:13:02,710
你 你對她做了什嗎
You! what did you do with her?

302
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是她強上我的 她要求我對她下手
Hey! she assaulted me, demanded I deflower her.

303
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,770
豪華轎車和處女 你的專長嘛
Oh, limos and virgins, your specialty.

304
00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,100
如你所知 有幾件事情我是認為神聖不可侵犯的
Just so you know, while there are few things

305
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豪華禮車的後座就是其中一件
I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them.

306
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,440
當她意識到她不能駕馭到這種受到過良好教育的人
When she realized she couldn't ride this thoroughbred,

307
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她逃走了
She bolted.

308
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我最后一次見她 她正在市區打車
Last time I saw her, she was heading in a cab downtown.

309
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:23,700
剛發短信給我 說她在橡樹酒吧
Hey, is just texted me-- she said the bartender at 1oak

310
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,700
說艾瑪.波德曼剛在那刷過信用卡
Says e. boardman just used her credit card there.

311
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,160
她真是不浪費一點時間 我們走
She didn't waste any time. come on.

312
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,290
我不能走 我媽媽那邊還有事
I can't go. I have my mom's thing.

313
00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:31,960
什嗎 不 你也要來 你欠我的 你們兩個
What? no! you're coming. you owe me, both of you!

314
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:34,880
來吧
Come on!

315
00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:47,430
珍妮 我們來這Palace飯店做什麼
Jenny, what are we doing here at the palace?

316
00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:49,680
-這是紐約博愛協會的
This is the new york philanthropic society's

317
00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,980
周年紀念晚會 -我知道
Annual gala. I know.

318
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,310
我不是時尚專家 但是
I'm no fashion expert, but shouldn't the people

319
00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,360
看你的秀的人 不應該是像我媽朋友們那樣子的吧
Seeing your show be, like, not friends with my mom?

320
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,900
我們在尋求融資
We're looking for financial backers.

321
00:13:57,980 --> 00:13:59,480
今晚每一個名人都會來這
Everyone is gonna be here tonight--

322
00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:03,150
財富五百強企業的CEO 路易·威登 PPR 赫斯特公司
Fortune 500 c.e.o.s, lvmh, ppr, hearst.

323
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:06,280
我們在尋找可以贊助我們發行的人
We're looking for people with money who can get us press.

324
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:09,700
看來你已經胸有成竹 但
Well, looks like you've done your homework, but--

325
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,040
是的 有時要達到目的得用點手段
I have. sometimes the ends have to justify the means.

326
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,500
這里 我給你拿了一件外套
Here. I pulled you a suit on the way out.

327
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:19,420
如果你留下會對我意義重大
It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.

328
00:14:33,430 --> 00:14:35,310
我沒有看見她
I don't see her.

329
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:38,650
我去問下酒保
I'll talk to the bartender.

330
00:14:38,650 --> 00:14:41,360
你必須承認 那個甘草戒指很甜蜜
You have to admit, the licorice ring was sweet.

331
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:43,360
就算你只是講講
Look, even if you're just being literal,

332
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,910
我也不想再聽到任何有關你好消息的事
I don't want to hear another word about your albatross

333
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:47,910
直到我們找到我的
Until we find mine.

334
00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:55,080
她在那兒
There she is.

335
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,380
天啊
Oh, my god.

336
00:15:00,710 --> 00:15:02,090
看
Look.

337
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:09,100
看起來你成功了 但不是你想要的方式
Looks like you got nailed, just not in the way you wanted.

338
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,220
給我一些時間
Give me time.

339
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,520
瑟吉和我正要從舞會去他家
Serge and I were just moving the party over to his place.

340
00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,020
"塞疾"? 恕我直言 你怎嗎能這嗎沒有教養
"serge"? honestly, how tacky are you?

341
00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:17,310
-小伙子 我們走 來吧 -瑟琳娜
Okay, you guys, let's go. come on. serena!

342
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:20,360
-嘿 你應該先打電話來 Scott
Hey, you should have called. scott, hey.

343
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,940
-別擔心 我給你個位子 -等一下 不
Don't worry. I have a table for you. wait! wait! no!

344
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:26,450
別擋我 攔住她
Get out of my--stop her!

345
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,280
艾瑪
Emma!

346
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,570
讓一下 靠
Excu--ew!

347
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,760
天啊
Oh, my god.

348
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,510
不好意思 小姐
Excuse me, miss.

349
00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:53,680
您尊姓大名
Can I have your name, please?

350
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,770
艾莉卡·范德·伍德森
Uh, yeah, it's erica. erica van der woodsen.

351
00:15:56,810 --> 00:15:59,480
有時候他們不寫那個"a"
Sometimes they leave off the "a."

352
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,110
我的父母是特邀嘉賓
My--my parents are the, uh, the guests of honor.

353
00:16:02,150 --> 00:16:04,440
好的 謝謝
Oh. okay, thanks.

354
00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:08,570
我在搞什嗎
What am I doing?

355
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,370
珍妮
Jenny?

356
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:16,040
你好 巴特夫人
Hi, mrs. bass.

357
00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,580
恭喜你
Congratulations.

358
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:23,540
我先不知道是你得獎了
I didn't, uh, I didn't know you were receiving an award.

359
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,500
這真是
It's really...

360
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:28,050
太棒了 真的太棒了
Uh, really... it's really great.

361
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,510
謝謝
Well, thank you.

362
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:32,010
其實我不想成為矚目的焦點
Um, honestly, I hate being the center of attention,

363
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:34,760
不過 呵呵 你和誰一起來得呢
But, um... so, um, who are you here with?

364
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:37,430
-那個 -她和我一起的
Oh, well, uh... she's with me.

365
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,310
-我老媽來不了
Oh! yeah, my mom couldn't make it, and, um,

366
00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,650
就讓我來了 然后我叫上了珍妮
She asked me to fill in, so I invited jenny.

367
00:16:41,690 --> 00:16:45,320
你真是太體貼了 你們看到瑟琳娜了嗎
Oh, that is so sweet. have you seen serena?

368
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:48,490
-沒列 不好意思 -好吧
No, I haven't, actually. I'm sorry. okay.

369
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:52,240
-想喝點什麼嗎 -嗯 好啊 謝謝
Do you want to get something to drink? yeah, that'd be great. thank you.

370
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:53,950
失陪一下
Excuse us.

371
00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:55,580
老天 你在發抖
My god, you're shaking.

372
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,950
恩 我不知道是莉莉和巴特得獎了
Yeah, I didn't--i didn't know that lily and bart

373
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,960
我還準備大鬧這個宴會
Were getting an award, and I'm about to ruin the night

374
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,080
內特 他們都曾對我那嗎的好
Of--of people who've only ever been nice to me, nate.

375
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,170
那就不要這樣做了
Then just forget about it.

376
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:05,170
你不一定要透過這樣才行
You don't have to go through with it.

377
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:07,840
-還有其他方式的 -不 你沒聽我說了嗎 內特
There are other ways. no. have you not heard anything I've said, nate?

378
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:11,430
只有這樣 我只有這個晚上啊 內特 我甚至都不知道
This is it. tonight's all I have. nate, I don't even know...

379
00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,900
你又吻我了
You kissed me again.

380
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,780
我知道
I know.

381
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:32,360
這表示你沒對上星期的事后悔嗎
So does that mean you don't regret last week?

382
00:17:32,450 --> 00:17:34,160
我想是吧
I guess not.

383
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:38,740
珍妮 不管你做什嗎 我都支持你
Jenny, whatever you decide, I'm with you.

384
00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:41,750
好的
Okay.

385
00:17:50,550 --> 00:17:52,840
讓開
Move!

386
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,680
我認錯了人 跟丟了
I lost her out front in the crowd of identical couples.

387
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,010
他們的車現在大概已經在往Serge家的半路上了
Their cab is probably halfway to serge's by now,

388
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,220
即使她已經等那麼久了 -她還是不接電話
If she even waits that long. she's not answering her phone.

389
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:03,560
很好 恭喜你瑟琳娜 再次毀了我的未來
well congratulations, s., for ruining my future again.

390
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:06,150
-我? -不好意思 誰出了這個餿點子
Me? I'm sorry. who came up with the idea

391
00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:08,440
說讓我靠當保姆進耶魯的?
Of me babysitting my way into yale?

392
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,610
這是你和院長建交的唯一機會
You wouldn't have had another chance with the dean

393
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:13,450
-如果不是我的話 -是吧 你真是個名人啊
If it hadn't been for me. oh, right, you're such a celebrity.

394
00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:15,450
范德·伍德森小姐 您在VIP房裡的靠墊
"miss van der woodsen, your pillows are being fluffed

395
00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:17,700
-已經被拍鬆了 -美女們 別吵了 我找到她了
In the v.i.p. section." kittens, please. I found her table.

396
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,410
你是罪魁禍首 拜斯 她已經走了
You're behind the plot, bass. she already left.

397
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:24,250
酒保說她就在角落那
The bartender says she's in the corner booth.

398
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,750
伊麗莎白?
E. boardman? elizabeth.

399
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,960
那不是艾瑪 那是她老娘
That's not emma. that's her mother,

400
00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:34,970
-那可不是她老爹 -我的天
And that's not her father. oh, my god.

401
00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:37,010
古人云 有其母必有其女
It seems the saying's true--

402
00:18:37,090 --> 00:18:39,310
看來是真的
Like mother, like daughter.

403
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:42,100
還是說有其女必有其母 ?
Or is it the other way around?

404
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,280
自己人 沒事
Oh, she's cool. don't worry.

405
00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:58,120
這是斯圖爾特 他喜歡我
This is stewart. he's in love with me.

406
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,620
他會因此被炒嗎
Uh, isn't he gonna get fired for this?

407
00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,750
會 反正他也準備辭職
Yeah, well, he was gonna quit anyway

408
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,830
去做職業玩家
To be a professional gamer.

409
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,960
我得去檢查下模特
Oh, I have to check on the models.

410
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,210
斯圖爾特 給你這個
Stewart, take this.

411
00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:14,970
別對我朋友做什麼噁心的事
Do not do anything gross to my friend.

412
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:23,020
你該早點來的
If you'd just come to me sooner--

413
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,430
現在別說她在哪了
Never mind we don't know where she is.

414
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,050
我們連她在搞什嗎都不知道
We don't even know what she's doing.

415
00:19:26,050 --> 00:19:28,310
其實我知道的 對不起 我只是
I know, dad. I'm sorry. i-i just--

416
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:30,480
-她還是不接電話 -打給內特試試
She's still not picking up. did you try nate?

417
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:33,480
-我打了 他關機了 -我就知道
I did already. his phone's off. oh, I should've known better.

418
00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:35,240
我壓根不該相信她
I should never have trusted her.

419
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,830
-什嗎 -Palace飯店現場播報
What? spotted at the palace-.

420
00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:38,490
內特·阿齊布爾德和小珍妮
nate archibald and little j.

421
00:19:38,570 --> 00:19:42,370
-怎嗎了 -八卦天后上說他們在宴會上
What is it? um, "gossip girl." they're at the palace.

422
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:44,750
-讓我看看 沒啥好看的 快走吧
Let me see. there's nothing to see. let's just go.

423
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,710
快去找她
Let's get out of here now.

424
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:50,080
貌似寂寞小子的紅顏知己還對內特余情未了
We hear lonely boy's b.f.f. still carries a torch for nate.

425
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,380
如果她知道了她小妹的那些事
If she finds out about little sister,

426
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:54,300
誰會先暴走呢
Wonder who'll get burnt.

427
00:19:56,650 --> 00:20:00,440
拜託 你是開計程車的耶 來點橫衝直撞行不行 ?
Come--come on. you're a cab. do that weaving thing.

428
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,400
老爸 沒事的 我們會找到她的 好嗎
Dad, dad, dad. it's okay. we're gonna find her, all right?

429
00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:05,070
起碼還有內特在那 他會管住她的
At least she's with nate. he'll watch out for her.

430
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,450
他也被蒙在鼓里 不是嗎
He couldn't have known about this, right?

431
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:09,790
-我肯定內特說了她的 -別那嗎肯定
I gotta think nate would've said something. don't be so sure.

432
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,580
內特不知道 不然肯定會告訴我們的
Nate didn't know. he would never keep that from us.

433
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,790
我們不知道內特會怎麼做 瓦內薩
We don't know what nate would do, vanessa.

434
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:17,210
他的品行最多是有待觀察
His morals are questionable at best.

435
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,590
誰會想到他同時跟你和
Who--who would've thought that he'd date both you

436
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:21,670
另一個女士約會
And a certain lady?

437
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:25,010
另一個人 我是說那大媽 說約會嘛 我是指
And by "lady," I mean older, and by "date," I mean--

438
00:20:25,010 --> 00:20:28,180
-他在叨叨些啥 -沒啥
What's he talking about? nothing.

439
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,350
你怎嗎了 發生了什嗎
What is up with you? what happened to,

440
00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:32,980
"如果你喜歡他 就告訴他 內特是個好人"
"if you like him, tell him. nate's a good guy"?

441
00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,480
-你是說 -你是說妳真的喜歡他 ?
Are you saying--you're saying you do like him?

442
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:35,810
你是說他不是個好人 ?
Are you saying that he's not a good guy?

443
00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:37,810
聽起來你依然喜歡他
Sounds like you still like him.

444
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,190
是珍妮嗎
Is that jenny?

445
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,200
不 是喬丹
No, it's--no, it's jordan,

446
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,870
那個耶魯的助教 讓她再等等
The t.a. from yale who will have to wait.

447
00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:51,870
拜託 你在跟我開玩笑嗎 ??
Come on. you gotta be kidding me!

448
00:20:51,910 --> 00:20:53,580
你竟然讓那台冰淇淋車超過我們 ?
You're letting the mister softee truck pass us?

449
00:20:53,660 --> 00:20:56,000
給你
Come on. here.

450
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,000
老爸 那是一塊錢
Dad, that's a $1.

451
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,130
你確定珍妮在這嗎
Whoa. are you sure jenny's here?

452
00:21:02,210 --> 00:21:03,460
-是的 -這在干嘛
Yeah. what is this?

453
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:06,470
-這是私人派對 先生 如果你們不在名單上
A private party, sir. if you're not on the list,

454
00:21:06,510 --> 00:21:09,010
-恐怕不能進去 -我只是來找我女兒 所以
I'm afraid I can't let you in. I'm just here to find my daughter, so--

455
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,390
魯弗斯 你來干嘛
Rufus? what are you doing here?

456
00:21:11,390 --> 00:21:13,180
-沒事 -好的
I-it's fine. okay.

457
00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:16,730
我去找內特 他很高 容易找到
I'm--i'm gonna go look for nate. he's taller and easier to spot.

458
00:21:16,730 --> 00:21:18,730
我去找珍妮
I'm gonna look for jenny.

459
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,480
謝謝
Thanks. uh...

460
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,940
不過 珍妮沒事吧 我剛看到她了
But--well--is jenny okay? I saw her earlier.

461
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,320
-怎嗎回事 -我也想問自己這個
What--what's going on? I was about to ask that myself.

462
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:29,200
-魯弗斯 -Bart 你好
Rufus. bart, hello.

463
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,120
我要找我女兒
I need to find my daughter,

464
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,870
如果你們看到她 看住她 好嗎
So if you see her, hold onto her, would you?

465
00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,870
恭喜你們
Congratulations.

466
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,260
幹嘛 我沒請他來
What? I didn't invite him.

467
00:21:46,260 --> 00:21:49,930
拿點喝的去吧
Let's go get a drink.

468
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:53,180
感謝上帝 我不會讓你們失望的
Thank you, god, so much. I won't let you down.

469
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:58,730
恰克去問守衛是否認識艾瑪的朋友
Chuck's seeing if the doorman knows emma's guy.

470
00:21:58,810 --> 00:22:00,730
為什嗎 誰在乎他啊
Why? who cares about him?

471
00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:02,270
布萊爾 別這樣
Blair, no.

472
00:22:02,270 --> 00:22:04,530
這個可憐的小女孩的媽媽有外遇
This poor little girl's mother is having an affair.

473
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:05,740
難怪她會有這樣的行為
No wonder she's acting out.

474
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:07,450
那又怎樣 這可是我的入場卷啊
So? This is my golden ticket.

475
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,990
你不能靠勒索那女人來進入耶魯
You are not blackmailing that woman to get into yale.

476
00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:12,910
瑟琳娜 睜大眼睛吧 這是天意啊
Serena, open your eyes! this is a sign from god.

477
00:22:12,990 --> 00:22:15,410
-老天要我這樣做 -這個家庭需要幫助
-He wants me to do this. -This family needs help.

478
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:17,060
這個嘛 到是無庸置疑
Well, no argument there.

479
00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,330
她們的家事比你的更糟糕
they're even more screwed up than yours.

480
00:22:18,410 --> 00:22:20,380
所以 這個戀童癖的名字是serge grodanz
So humbert humbert's name is serge grodanz.

481
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,920
他爸爸常去俱樂部打網球
His father plays tennis at the club.

482
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,460
我知道他家在哪 走吧
I know where his building is. let's go.

483
00:22:25,550 --> 00:22:26,120
我要去那邊
I'm going over there.

484
00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:28,570
你知道我得去赴宴 已經遲到了
You know, I'm--i'm late for the gala.

485
00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:29,930
我媽媽發短信催我呢
My mom's texting me.

486
00:22:29,930 --> 00:22:31,180
瞧 布萊爾 你要怎麼做都好
look,do whatever you want, blair,

487
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,140
但請你先救救艾瑪吧
But please save emma first.

488
00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:36,270
好啦 我們會
Fine. we'll save

489
00:22:36,270 --> 00:22:38,310
從大灰狼口里救出小紅帽
Little red riding hood from the big bad wolf.

490
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:40,400
但之后就是我高唱耶魯進行曲bulldog, bulldog, rah, rah, rah 啦
But after that, it's bulldog, bulldog, rah, rah, rah!

491
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,940
我相信你
I'm trusting you.

492
00:22:42,980 --> 00:22:45,400
你有什嗎好主意嗎
You have any bright ideas?

493
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,610
事實上 有一個
As a matter of fact, one.

494
00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:01,420
丹
Dan. hey.

495
00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,240
你干什麼
Whoa. what are you doing?

496
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,050
我干什麼 那你在干什麼
what am I doing? what are you doing?

497
00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:09,800
還是說這不是你和我那15歲的小妹妹嚕 ?
Or is this not you with my 15-year-old sister?

498
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,590
好吧 冷靜點
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, just calm down.

499
00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:14,180
內特 我們讓你住進我家
We took you into our house, nate.

500
00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:16,810
丹 瞧 這不是我計劃好的 行嗎
Look, dan, it's not like I planned on it, all right?

501
00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,980
好吧 事情就這嗎發生了 我很抱歉
Okay, things just happen. I'm sorry.

502
00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:21,190
別這樣 她高二 我高三
Come on. she's a sophomore. I'm a senior.

503
00:23:21,190 --> 00:23:23,980
別說得好像我是老牛吃嫩草
Don't act like I'm some creepy older guy.

504
00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:26,610
不 你是那種賣身的家伙
No, you're the guy who traded sex for money.

505
00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:30,530
天啊 瓦內薩
Oh, my god. vanessa.

506
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:33,200
很驚訝 我不想讓你和我妹妹在一起
It's amazing I don't want you with my little sister.

507
00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,660
瞧 很抱歉沒和你說珍妮的事情
Okay, look, I'm sorry I didn't say anything about jenny, okay?

508
00:23:36,660 --> 00:23:39,000
但你沒權力評價我
But you have no right to judge me.

509
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:41,790
她在哪
Where is she?

510
00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:45,210
我也不知道 她去找愛格妮思了
Look, I don't even know. she went off to find agnes.

511
00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:46,720
要我來幫你找她嗎
Do you want me to come help you find her?

512
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,710
不 我不要你來幫忙
no, I don't want your help.

513
00:23:48,710 --> 00:23:52,380
我要你收拾東西從我們家滾出去
I want you to pack up your stuff and get out of our house.

514
00:23:58,050 --> 00:23:59,720
艾瑪 開門
Emma, open up.

515
00:23:59,810 --> 00:24:02,850
艾瑪 我知道你在里面
Emma? I know you're in there!

516
00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:04,850
走開 瑟吉在浴室里
Go away! serge is in the bathroom,

517
00:24:04,940 --> 00:24:06,980
等他出來后
And when he gets out,

518
00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,520
這附近又會少一個處女了
There's gonna be one less virgin around here.

519
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,860
我真不得不欽佩下她的決定了
I do have to admire her determination.

520
00:24:09,940 --> 00:24:12,400
我不會讓瑪菲先我一步的
I'm not letting muffy lose hers before me.

521
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,950
-她什嗎都贏我 -跟她說看看八卦天后
-She beats me in everything. -Tell her to check "gossip girl."

522
00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:17,660
艾瑪 你帶手機了嗎 看看八卦天后
Emma? do you have your phone? check "gossip girl."

523
00:24:17,740 --> 00:24:18,990
有重要事件
It's important.

524
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,540
瞧 我告訴你了 什嗎都不會...什嗎
Look, I already told you, nothing's gonna--what?!

525
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:27,710
上面說"瑪菲的小洞被填了" 這是說
It says, "muffy's muff gets stuffed." does that mean--

526
00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:32,380
小瑪菲先行一步成為女人了 恐怕是的
That little muffy took her first steps as a woman? afraid so.

527
00:24:32,380 --> 00:24:34,930
她告別處女 和 在"GossipGirl"上的處女秀
She lost her virginity and her "gossip girl" cherry

528
00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:37,720
在同一個晚上 但她是怎嗎登上去的
In the same night? but how did she get on "gossip girl"?

529
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,720
當然是金錢關系了
It pays to have connections.

530
00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:43,270
艾瑪 來啊 我的小公主
Emma? come here, my little princess.

531
00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:45,270
什嗎 你是誰
What? who are you?

532
00:24:46,730 --> 00:24:50,070
現在我覺得被侵犯了 走吧
Now I feel violated. come on.

533
00:24:50,070 --> 00:24:53,530
小小建議 把大麻捲扔了吧
Piece of advice-- lose the tulip.

534
00:24:54,990 --> 00:24:56,990
這是艾倫 留言吧
Hey, it's aaron. leave a message.

535
00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:59,990
如果是瑟琳娜 今天在飯店的那女孩
Oh, if this is serena, that girl at the hotel today--

536
00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:02,870
不是你想的那樣 就是 不是我女友
Not what you think. I mean, not my girlfriend,

537
00:25:02,910 --> 00:25:05,330
如果你是那樣想的話
If that's what you thought,

538
00:25:05,330 --> 00:25:07,790
因為我沒有女友 我還在閑逛呢
'cause I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm rambling.

539
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:10,800
那嗎 如果不是瑟琳娜 留言吧 謝謝
So, uh, if this isn't serena, leave a message. thank you.

540
00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:15,130
好吧 這是我聽過的最差勁的信息
Um, okay, that was the worst message I have ever heard...

541
00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,310
或者是最好的
Or the best.

542
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:20,310
我只是想謝謝你 關于那個戒指
Um, I was just calling to thank you for the ring,

543
00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:23,320
但不知怎的我發現我想
But somehow I am finding myself

544
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,280
再給你一次機會
Wanting to give you another chance.

545
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:27,440
喂
Hello?

546
00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:30,510
喂
Hello?

547
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,730
你是打來找艾倫的嗎
Are you calling for aaron?

548
00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:34,280
是啊 你好 你是誰
Yeah. hi. who's this?

549
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,280
塔瑪拉 艾倫在浴室
Tamara. aaron's in the bathroom.

550
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,280
你想等等嗎 還是...
Do you wanna wait, or--

551
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:41,220
不 不 不 只要 只要告訴他
No! uh, no, no. just-- just tell him, um...

552
00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:43,680
不 只要別 別告訴他
No, just--don't-- don't tell him anything.

553
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:45,890
對不起
I'm sorry.

554
00:25:45,970 --> 00:25:50,350
塞西爾 我又被你騙了
Cecil, you got me again.

555
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:54,100
內特 你去哪
Nate, where are you going?

556
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,810
珍妮 對不起 我要回家了
Jenny, I'm sorry. I gotta go home.

557
00:25:55,810 --> 00:25:57,880
-你哥哥在這 他知道了 -等等 什麼?
-Your brother's here, and he knows. -wait. what?

558
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,140
嗯 他在八卦天后上看到我們親吻了
Yeah, he saw us kissing on "gossip girl."

559
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:01,760
-他和你爸爸都在這 -我 不 我爸爸也在啊
-He's here with your dad. -my--no, my dad's here?

560
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,220
珍妮 來吧 模特都準備好了 我們得走了
Jenny, come on. the models are ready, and we gotta go.

561
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,830
-不 不 我爸和我哥都在這 -挺好啊
-No, no, no. my dad and my brother are here. -good.

562
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:08,200
這樣他們就能親眼看到你的才華有多棒了
So they can see how amazing you are with their own eyes

563
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,200
不用明天才在報上看到
Instead of reading it in the papers tomorrow.

564
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,780
-我是說 他不會殺你兩次的 -好吧
-I mean, it's not like he's going to kill you twice. -okay.

565
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:13,620
等等 求你 內特 求你了 別走
Wait. please. nate, please, don't go.

566
00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:16,200
我真的需要你 求你了
I really need you here. please.

567
00:26:27,550 --> 00:26:30,930
晚上好 請安靜
Good evening. may I have your attention, please?

568
00:26:31,810 --> 00:26:33,150
謝謝
Thank you.

569
00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:36,820
作為紐約慈善機構的領頭人
As head of the new york philanthropic society,

570
00:26:36,820 --> 00:26:39,940
頒獎是我最愛的職責
Presenting this award is my favorite duty.

571
00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:43,490
請和我一起祝賀莉莉和巴特·拜斯
Please join me in congratulating lily and bart bass.

572
00:26:49,290 --> 00:26:51,210
-你找到她了嗎 -沒有
-Did you find her? -no.

573
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:55,000
莉莉和巴特·拜斯捐資在赤道幾內亞
Lily and bart bass have funded the construction of clinics

574
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,250
以及斯里蘭卡修建診所
And hospitals in equatorial guinea,

575
00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:59,260
和醫院
Sri lanka--

576
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,050
很抱歉 看來好像
My apologies. there seems to be

577
00:27:04,050 --> 00:27:06,220
出了點技術問題
Some sort of technical difficulty.

578
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:09,220
天
oh, god.

579
00:28:48,950 --> 00:28:51,080
看起來不錯
It looks great.

580
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,080
謝謝
Thank you!

581
00:28:56,170 --> 00:28:59,300
天啊 瓦內薩
Oh, my god. vanessa!

582
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:01,180
瓦內薩 等等
Vanessa, wait!

583
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:03,640
別 別 珍妮 珍妮 別去 別 只要...
Here, here, here, jenny, jenny. stop. no, just--

584
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,640
-這沒你的事情 好嗎 -我得說點什嗎
It's not your place, okay? no, I have to say something.

585
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,640
不 不 別 我不該那樣做的 對不起
No, no. stop. I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry.

586
00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:09,020
-珍妮 -瓦內薩
-Jenny. -vanessa!

587
00:29:09,020 --> 00:29:11,520
看來對小珍妮來說親情要比私情重要呢
Looks like it's bros before hos for little j.

588
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,520
誰知道當她的忠誠插進來時
Who knew that when her loyalty kicked in,

589
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,440
內特會被踢出局呢
Nate would be kicked out?

590
00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:25,910
珍妮·漢弗瑞設計 歡迎資助
J humphrey designs! backers are welcome--whoa.

591
00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:30,250
把你的臭手拿開 你這惡心人
Get your groping hands off of me, creep.

592
00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:32,250
真不敢相信你妹妹
I cannot believe your sister.

593
00:29:32,330 --> 00:29:34,250
她竟把整個事情弄成這樣
She's taken it to a whole other level.

594
00:29:34,330 --> 00:29:35,790
是啊 她確實這樣
Yeah, yeah, she has.

595
00:29:35,790 --> 00:29:37,790
她一定在這兒某個地方
She's gotta be around here somewhere.

596
00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:39,340
我去前廳看看
I'll check the lobby.

597
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,720
你可能很不高興 但事實是
You might be upset, but the truth is,

598
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,680
這不是你想失去第一次的方式
This wasn't how you wanted to lose your virginity.

599
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:53,190
你覺得什麼地方才合適呢
And which venue would you suggest, perhaps?

600
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,780
恰克 我知道讓八卦天后
Chuck, I know it wasn't easy

601
00:30:00,780 --> 00:30:03,650
報出那條假新聞有多不容易
Getting "gossip girl" to post that bogus report.

602
00:30:03,740 --> 00:30:04,780
謝謝
Thank you.

603
00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:07,740
對于你 隨叫隨到
For you, anytime.

604
00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:11,750
我想你的小處女要溜走了啊
I think your little virgin's making a break for it. ugh!

605
00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:16,540
艾瑪 等等
Emma. emma! wait.

606
00:30:16,580 --> 00:30:19,000
你夠了嗎 你贏了
Aren't you done? you won--

607
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,050
你 瑪菲 我媽媽 我是唯一一個輸掉的
You, muffy, my mom. I'm the only loser.

608
00:30:22,130 --> 00:30:24,130
你還是沒搞明白
You still don't get it.

609
00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:25,930
你的第一次不應該是一場
Having sex for the first time shouldn't be

610
00:30:26,010 --> 00:30:28,510
和 Muffy這個Lacross狂 的較勁
Part of a competition to beat muffy the lacross-titute.

611
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:31,520
應該是和一個你所愛的人
It should be with someone you love.

612
00:30:32,970 --> 00:30:35,480
你的第一次是和你所愛的人嗎
Was your first time with someone you love?

613
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,480
對 沒錯
Yes. it was.

614
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,610
老實說
And honestly...

615
00:30:41,650 --> 00:30:44,530
要吸引你母親的注意有更好的辦法的
There are better ways of getting your mother's attention.

616
00:30:44,530 --> 00:30:47,200
拜託 我告訴過你 這都是關于瑪菲
I told you, this is about muffy. please.

617
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,990
我寫過關于母親的分心和以自我為中心的書
I wrote the book on distracted, self-centered mothers.

618
00:30:49,990 --> 00:30:53,120
我媽媽從來就沒有和我的老師見過面
My mom has never met a single one of my teachers.

619
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,910
她常常忘記我生日
She regularly forgets my birthday,

620
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,750
只有當她想批評人時
And she only comments on my appearance

621
00:30:56,790 --> 00:30:58,710
才會對我的儀表做出評論
When she has something to criticize.

622
00:30:58,790 --> 00:31:00,710
但你完美無瑕啊
But you're perfect.

623
00:31:00,790 --> 00:31:03,260
對啊 這就是最后我發現
True, and that's why I finally realized

624
00:31:03,340 --> 00:31:06,800
這一切都不是因為我的原因
It wasn't about me...

625
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,390
當然這也不是你的緣故
The same way it's not about you.

626
00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:12,390
我媽媽常說 當我們來到這個城市
My mom always says when we come to the city,

627
00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:15,520
一起做很多母女該做的事情
We're gonna hang out and do mother-daughter things.

628
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,600
可我們從沒做過
It never happens.

629
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,980
那就告訴她
So tell her that.

630
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:25,440
還有 你能試著躲開所有叫"塞疾"的人嗎
And... can you try to avoid the serges of the world?

631
00:31:25,530 --> 00:31:26,990
謝謝 順便提一下
Thanks, by the way.

632
00:31:26,990 --> 00:31:28,990
那個家伙可真噁心
That guy was pretty gross.

633
00:31:28,990 --> 00:31:29,990
不錯
Yeah.

634
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,790
喂
Uh... hello?

635
00:31:37,870 --> 00:31:41,000
喬丹 不 不 不 不會太晚
Hey, jordan. uh, no, no. no, no, it's not too late.

636
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:49,130
是 我看到了 那三位教授 那真是
Uh, yeah. i-i saw that. the three professors. that's...

637
00:31:49,180 --> 00:31:52,140
不 我知道無力是什麼意思
No, i-i know what anemic means.

638
00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:54,600
好的 謝謝 謝謝你幫我這個忙
Uh, all right, well, thank you. thank you for trying.

639
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,810
非常感謝 好
I appreciate it. okay.

640
00:32:00,650 --> 00:32:02,520
一切都還好嗎
Is everything okay?

641
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:05,780
不 其實并不太好
Um... no. no, not really.

642
00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:08,280
別為珍妮擔心了
No, don't-- don't worry about jenny.

643
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,410
因為擾亂晚會
She'll probably get in some trouble

644
00:32:10,450 --> 00:32:12,870
她可能會惹些麻煩吧 不過說實話
For disrupting the event, but honestly,

645
00:32:12,910 --> 00:32:15,120
-這里每個人都輕松了一番 -不 我知道
I think everyone in there was kind of relieved. no, I know.

646
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:15,870
珍妮會沒事的
Jenny will be fine.

647
00:32:15,910 --> 00:32:17,410
珍妮會很好的 因為她總是會
Jenny will be great, because jenny always does

648
00:32:17,410 --> 00:32:20,580
為達目的不擇手段
What she has to do to get what she wants.

649
00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:23,040
我沒怎嗎聽明白
I don't follow.

650
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,590
今晚我妹拋棄了她生命里的所有人
Tonight my sister alienated everyone in her life.

651
00:32:26,590 --> 00:32:29,720
但明天她就會上《紐約時報》
But tomorrow she's gonna be in "the new york times."

652
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,340
我只是情不自禁地想
I just can't help but wonder

653
00:32:31,390 --> 00:32:34,600
她是不是我們家唯一有膽量的人
If she's the one with all the guts in the family.

654
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,390
欸 你怎麼會這樣想啊
Hey, where is this coming from?

655
00:32:39,270 --> 00:32:41,270
沒有 對不起
Nowhere. nowhere. I'm sorry.

656
00:32:41,310 --> 00:32:43,270
漢弗瑞家已經破壞了你媽媽的夜晚
The humphreys already spoiled your mom's night.

657
00:32:43,310 --> 00:32:45,400
我可不想再來破壞你的
I don't wanna spoil yours, too.

658
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,070
不 我不在乎這個晚上 我在乎你
No, I don't care about this night. I care about you.

659
00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:50,070
告訴我是怎麼回事
Tell me what's wrong.

660
00:32:50,110 --> 00:32:53,620
我不能去耶魯了
Uh... I'm not gonna get into yale

661
00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:56,540
或者其它有正派文學系的學校
Or probably any other school with a decent writing program.

662
00:32:56,580 --> 00:32:59,540
-不 丹 那不是真的 -算了 我得去找我爸爸
No, dan, that is not true. no. I gotta go find my dad.

663
00:32:59,580 --> 00:33:01,420
謝謝
Thank you.

664
00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:02,870
晚安
Good night.

665
00:33:11,470 --> 00:33:14,180
你知道現在是什嗎時候了嗎
Do you realize what time it is?

666
00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:16,010
看看那件衣服
And look at that dress.

667
00:33:16,010 --> 00:33:19,810
你以為我會相信你穿著那套衣服去看的電影嗎
You expect me to believe you went to the movies in that?

668
00:33:19,810 --> 00:33:23,980
-媽媽 別這樣 這不是她的錯 -睡覺去
Mom, please don't. this isn't her fault. bed now.

669
00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:26,820
睡覺
Bed!

670
00:33:28,780 --> 00:33:31,740
鮑德曼夫人 在你說一些讓你后悔的話之前
Mrs. boardman, before you say anything you'll regret--

671
00:33:31,780 --> 00:33:33,950
你的計劃是什嗎 帶我女兒去瘋
What was your plan-- take my daughter clubbing

672
00:33:33,990 --> 00:33:36,200
想讓她為你在院長面前說好話嗎
And hope she'd plead your case to the dean?

673
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,240
我有一些壞消息給你 霍道夫小姐
I have some bad news for you, miss waldorf.

674
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,460
就我所見的 你根本就不是上耶魯的料
From what I've seen, you're not yale material.

675
00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:43,580
你啥都還沒看到呢
Oh, you haven't seen anything yet.

676
00:33:43,670 --> 00:33:45,580
告訴我 你和你布林莫爾學院的朋友
Tell me, did you have a nice time

677
00:33:45,580 --> 00:33:48,800
-在一起是不是很開心 -那是什嗎意思
With your bryn mawr friends? what is that supposed to mean?

678
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,670
我最好借我的電話給你看看
Here. let me lend you my phone.

679
00:33:50,710 --> 00:33:52,380
你可能要用它打個電話去New Haven(Yale)
You'll be needing it to make a call to new haven.

680
00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:53,510
媽 這不是布萊爾的錯
Mom, this isn't blair's fault.

681
00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:56,260
-我告訴過你去睡覺 -布萊爾是來幫助我的
I told you to go to bed. blair was only trying to help me.

682
00:33:56,350 --> 00:33:57,720
你在給我說教嗎
You're lecturing me?

683
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:02,600
難怪我不想和你在一起 睡覺去 就現在
No wonder I don't want to spend time with you. bed! right now!

684
00:34:07,940 --> 00:34:09,730
你剛剛說什嗎
You were saying?

685
00:34:09,730 --> 00:34:12,320
只是
Just...

686
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,990
你女兒很優秀
Your daughter is a great girl.

687
00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:22,580
你應該多給她一些注意
You should pay more attention to her.

688
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:26,080
再不久就太遲了
Soon it'll be too late.

689
00:34:36,340 --> 00:34:37,800
打擾了 女士
Excuse me, ma'am?

690
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,810
你有看到一個女孩出來嗎
Um, did you see a girl come out?

691
00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:41,810
她穿著件藍色襯衫和一頭黑卷發
She had a blue shirt and dark, curly hair?

692
00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:44,140
-珍妮 -爸爸 放開我
Jenny. dad? dad, let go of me.

693
00:34:44,140 --> 00:34:46,140
放開我 爸爸 我要找瓦內薩
Let go of me, dad. I'm trying to find vanessa.

694
00:34:46,140 --> 00:34:47,600
真希望你會以你自己為榮
I hope you're proud of yourself.

695
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,520
你知道嗎 我確實很自豪
You know what? I am.

696
00:34:49,610 --> 00:34:52,110
因為老實說 我已經得到了所有我想要的
Because honestly, I achieved everything that I wanted.

697
00:34:52,110 --> 00:34:54,110
珍妮 你不能這樣
Jenny, you can't just go through life

698
00:34:54,110 --> 00:34:55,450
不管自己傷害的人
Not caring about who you hurt.

699
00:34:55,450 --> 00:34:58,120
爸爸 我這兒已經有了32個未接電話了
Dad, I already have 32 missed calls on my phone, okay?

700
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,990
他們不是打電話來告訴我他們有多生氣
And those people aren't calling to tell me how mad they are

701
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,790
因為我破壞他們的晚會 他們是來告訴我
That I ruined their party. they're calling to tell me

702
00:35:03,790 --> 00:35:05,750
有多喜歡我的設計 想見我
That they like my designs, and they want to meet me.

703
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:07,250
那些人不是你的父親
Well, those people are not your father,

704
00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:11,000
說到他 我從來沒有這樣對你失望過
And speaking for him, I have never been more disappointed.

705
00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:13,660
你們好 希望沒打斷你們
Hi. hi there. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.

706
00:35:13,690 --> 00:35:15,460
珍妮 你現在應該給莉莉賠個不是
Jenny, I think you owe lily an apology.

707
00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:17,230
不用 說真的
No, really.

708
00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:19,890
不不不 他說得對 我很抱歉 莉莉
No, no, no. he's right. Lily, I'm--i'm really sorry.

709
00:35:19,930 --> 00:35:23,030
說實話 這的確不是我預想的場面
Well, honestly, it wasn't the evening I expected,

710
00:35:23,060 --> 00:35:25,190
但棒極了
But it was amazing.

711
00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:27,330
這場秀很有創意
The whole thing was inspired.

712
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:34,260
好了 我還是回那邊兒呆一會兒
Okay, I'm just gonna wait over here for a moment.

713
00:35:34,290 --> 00:35:35,530
如果你覺得你今天晚上可以逃過這一切
If you think you're getting away with this tonight,

714
00:35:35,530 --> 00:35:36,760
那可就大錯特錯了
You are deadly wrong.

715
00:35:36,790 --> 00:35:39,630
現在說也沒用 做都做完了
It's too late. It's done.

716
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:42,130
是啊 沒錯
Yeah, you're right.

717
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,630
警官 如果你正在找今晚鬧事的人負責
Officer, if you're looking for the person responsible

718
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:45,460
她在這呢
For tonight, this is her.

719
00:35:45,490 --> 00:35:47,710
-爸爸 -魯弗斯
- Dad! - Rufus.

720
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,930
你不是認真的吧
You can't be serious.

721
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,860
是你沒給我任何選擇
You're giving me no choice.

722
00:35:51,890 --> 00:35:54,160
滿天飛灑的卡片上都有她電話
It's her number all over the polaroids.

723
00:35:56,990 --> 00:36:00,360
小姐 請你跟我到警察站去一趟
Miss, I'm gonna have to take you to the station.

724
00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:02,960
到了我們會聯系你的家長前來
We'll call your parents from there.

725
00:36:02,990 --> 00:36:05,930
他就是我家長 害我被抓的人!
He is my parent-- the one getting me arrested!

726
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:06,690
警官 我是莉莉拜斯
Officer, my name is lily bass,

727
00:36:06,690 --> 00:36:08,430
今晚的宴會是為我舉行的
and I was the one being honored this evening,

728
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:11,330
同時我的丈夫是這家酒店的所有者
and my husband also owns this hotel,

729
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,660
我們不打算追究責任
And we won't be pressing any charges.

730
00:36:14,690 --> 00:36:16,790
那我就省事了
Makes my job easier.

731
00:36:16,830 --> 00:36:19,760
莉莉 這與你無關
Lily, this is none of your business.

732
00:36:19,790 --> 00:36:23,230
我是在阻止你鑄成大錯
I am saving you from making a terrible mistake.

733
00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:25,790
你知道嗎
You know what?

734
00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:27,790
你們自己解決吧
You guys figure it out.

735
00:36:27,830 --> 00:36:29,790
我要回家了
I'm going home.

736
00:36:29,830 --> 00:36:33,330
可憐的珍妮 身著時裝卻差點套上囚服
Poor jenny--all that glamour almost led to the slammer.

737
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,260
但翌日清晨會發生什麼呢
But what will the morning bring?

738
00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:46,160
似乎你回到家族莊園了
Figured you'd be back at the family manor.

739
00:36:46,590 --> 00:36:50,160
新簡單主義裝飾風格嗎
Is this the new minimalism?

740
00:36:50,190 --> 00:36:52,930
到底怎麼了
What the hell is going on?

741
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:55,860
你覺得呢 我告訴過你情況不好
What do you think? I told you we were in trouble.

742
00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:58,460
你沒說過有這麼糟
You didn't tell me it was this bad.

743
00:36:58,490 --> 00:36:59,490
那好 如果這是驅使你去brooklyn,
Then again, if it drove you to brooklyn,

744
00:36:59,490 --> 00:37:00,490
我想我早該知道
I guess I should have known.

745
00:37:00,530 --> 00:37:02,130
布魯克林的事結束了
Brooklyn's over.

746
00:37:02,130 --> 00:37:02,690
我回去跟我媽住
I'm going to stay with my mom.

747
00:37:02,790 --> 00:37:03,890
別鬧 跟我走
Don't be so dramatic. you're coming with me.

748
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:08,130
不 我不去
No. I'm not.

749
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:15,130
B 該起床了
B., it's time to get up.

750
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,130
除了耶魯還有別的大學啊 普林斯頓呢
There are other schools besides yale--like princeton.

751
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,860
普林斯頓是商人學校 我只要耶魯
Princeton is a trade school. there's only yale.

752
00:37:21,890 --> 00:37:24,790
呃 我為你的不屈服於
Well, I'm proud of you for not succumbing

753
00:37:24,830 --> 00:37:26,790
你惡劣的本性感到驕傲
To your baser instincts.

754
00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,290
欸 即使你可能沒辦法進YALE
Hey, even though you might not get into yale,

755
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:31,790
至少這樣你不會下地獄
At least this way you won't go to hell.

756
00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:36,260
找布萊爾·霍道夫嗎
Blair waldorf's phone.

757
00:37:36,290 --> 00:37:38,230
對 是的 是伯魯比院長 請稍等
- Y…yes, dean berube. she--she's right here.

758
00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:40,360
什嗎 不 是的是的
What? no! yes.

759
00:37:40,390 --> 00:37:43,130
伯魯比院長 真是驚喜
Dean berube. what a surprise.

760
00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:46,430
范·德·伍德森小姐 有人想見你
Miss van der woodsen? you have a visitor.

761
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:48,160
好的
Yes.

762
00:37:55,230 --> 00:37:59,460
我想 你和我 可以一起吃個派早餐
So, uh, I was thinking you, me, assorted breakfast pastries.

763
00:37:59,490 --> 00:38:01,660
到底有幾個派啊
How many pastries exactly?

764
00:38:01,690 --> 00:38:04,840
只有你和我 還是你的整個后宮都來
Is it just you and me, or is the entire harem coming along?

765
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,790
對了 我是要解釋一下昨晚的事
Yeah, I want to explain yesterday.

766
00:38:06,830 --> 00:38:09,190
聽著 艾倫 戒指的事情是很甜蜜
Look, aaron, the rings were sweet,

767
00:38:09,230 --> 00:38:11,190
但我仔細想了想
But I thought about it,

768
00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:14,330
我不太想要跟有著一堆女人的人約會
And I don't really want to date someone who has a posse.

769
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,960
-一堆? -我們最后兩次的兩次會面
- A posse? - Well, in our last two encounters,

770
00:38:16,990 --> 00:38:18,410
你跟兩個不同的女孩子在一起
You've been with two different girls.

771
00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:19,830
一個是朋友
Well, one--one was a friend.

772
00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,630
隨你怎嗎說
So you've said.

773
00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:24,290
另一個
And the other one was...

774
00:38:25,790 --> 00:38:27,560
你知道嗎
You know what?

775
00:38:27,590 --> 00:38:30,230
我可以解釋特瑪拉的事
No, i-i could explain who tamara is

776
00:38:30,260 --> 00:38:32,890
還有她為什麼昨晚在我這裡
And why she was at my apartment last night.

777
00:38:32,930 --> 00:38:35,790
事實上不論你有沒有感覺到
The fact is, either you feel something here or you don't.

778
00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:38,490
如果你只是想找個藉口不想嘗試 沒關係
If you want an excuse not to give this a shot, that's fine.

779
00:38:38,530 --> 00:38:41,230
但是自從你上禮拜來畫廊
But ever since you walked into the gallery last week,

780
00:38:41,260 --> 00:38:43,730
我就無時無刻不在想你
I haven't been able to stop thinking about you.

781
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,960
-我甚至還把以前的露營的東西翻出來了 -我也是
I even dug up my old camp stuff. so did i.

782
00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:50,860
要是我說命運讓我們重逢
Is it too weird to think that maybe fate brought us

783
00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:52,630
會不會太詭異了
Back together again?

784
00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:54,130
是啊
Yes...

785
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,490
但也很浪漫
But romantic, too.

786
00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,530
你知道嗎 我們忘了早餐的事
Hey, you know what? forget breakfast.

787
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,960
我已經等了九年 我覺得這值得一頓晚餐
I've waited nine years. I think that merits dinner.

788
00:39:03,990 --> 00:39:05,340
那個戒指你沒有吃了吧
You didn't eat that ring, did you?

789
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:06,690
不 還沒有
No, not yet.

790
00:39:06,730 --> 00:39:08,990
很好 它已經九歲了
Good. it's nine years old.

791
00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:12,490
等等 你還留著你的?
Wait. you kept yours?

792
00:39:12,530 --> 00:39:14,530
晚上見
I'll see you tonight.

793
00:39:16,290 --> 00:39:19,360
老天 艾瑪告訴伯魯比院長無論如何
Oh, my god. emma told the dean that I'm the one person

794
00:39:19,390 --> 00:39:22,190
她最想共進晚餐的人是我
Living or dead that she'd most like to have dinner with.

795
00:39:22,230 --> 00:39:24,390
他還說耶魯大學
And he said that yale

796
00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:26,290
需要布萊爾·霍道夫這樣的女孩
Could really use a girl like blair waldorf.

797
00:39:26,290 --> 00:39:28,160
B 我真為你高興
Oh, b., I'm so happy for you.

798
00:39:34,390 --> 00:39:36,660
我正打算叫你
Hey, I was just about to wake you.

799
00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:39,690
你的 妹妹 出門了
Your, uh, sister stomped out of here

800
00:39:39,730 --> 00:39:40,790
大概時間是早上六點
At about 6:00 this morning,

801
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,660
所以現在只有我們兩個
So it's just the 2 of us.

802
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:45,030
你昨晚睡著了嗎 說實話沒有
Did you sleep in that last night? I didn't sleep, actually.

803
00:39:45,030 --> 00:39:45,830
我整晚都醒著
I was up all night

804
00:39:45,860 --> 00:39:47,830
寫諾拉夏皮羅那個故事的結尾
Finishing this story for noah shapiro.

805
00:39:47,860 --> 00:39:50,480
"巴黎評論"那個人嗎 什麼故事
The guy from "the paris review"? which story?

806
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,100
關于恰克·拜斯的
The one about chuck bass.

807
00:39:53,130 --> 00:39:55,500
你說你不能寫那個的
You said you couldn't write that story.

808
00:39:55,530 --> 00:39:57,860
不是 我什麼時候都能寫 關鍵是我不想
No, I could always write it. I chose not to.

809
00:39:57,890 --> 00:39:58,830
丹 就因為珍妮
Dan, just because jenny

810
00:39:58,830 --> 00:39:59,760
爸爸 你瞧
Dad, look,

811
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,060
你不該在我的妹妹上演了一齣
The morning after my little sister stages

812
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,060
會讓整個紐約
A fashion show that all of new york city

813
00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:06,230
議論紛紛的時裝秀的時候
Will be talking about is not the time

814
00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:08,700
給我做"穩扎穩打"的演講
For the "slow and steady" speech.

815
00:40:08,730 --> 00:40:09,860
好吧 對不起
All right, I'm sorry.

816
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,000
我 我按你說的做過了
I-i tried it your way.

817
00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:14,000
我希望你們能明白
I wish I could get the two of you to understand

818
00:40:14,030 --> 00:40:17,730
成功 人們的讚賞 都會隨風而逝
That success, people praising you, it goes away.

819
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,760
而當那時候來臨時
And when that day comes,

820
00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:23,360p果連你自己都不喜歡自己 你就完了f you don't like who you are, you're done.8210:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,700O啊 但我猜還是想抓住這個機會ell, I guess that's a chance I'm willing to take.8220:40:25,730 --> 00:40:29,730꘠ 求你了 我現在連你也要擔心了嗎an, please. I have to worry about you now?8230:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,160痦{在唯一能做的就是嘗試聯系珍妮t's gonna be all I can do to try and reach jenny.8240:40:32,200 --> 00:40:35,600艉F點 爸爸t's a little late for that,
dad.8250:40:35,630 --> 00:40:38,100
我想 你需要來看看她的房間
I-i think you need to look in her room.

826
00:41:46,330 --> 00:41:48,790
S和B準備向耶魯進發
S. and b. are headed for yale.

827
00:41:48,830 --> 00:41:52,930
內特急于離開城里 丹即將大難臨頭
Nate's headed out of town, and dan's headed for trouble.

828
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:55,030
至于小妹妹珍妮
As for little sister jenny,

829
00:41:55,060 --> 00:41:57,460
無人知道她的蹤跡
She's nowhere to be seen.

830
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:00,030
八卦天后
X.o.x.o., gossip girl.

831
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000


832
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