小寶又不幸地遇到劫難，講故仔之前都要講返句公道說話，就係炸豬扒係好香脆好大舊又抵食，師傅同食物完全係達高水準，不過去食既話可能要食埋佢地既態度 🙁 是咁的，一天，老孫與沙僧媽媽及豬八戒姨姨一起繼續修行取經，目前走到當中的九九八十一難的不知第幾難，在這個炎炎夏日前到火焰山下的一間號稱神級豬扒店進行修煉，惜乎，原來神級並不在豬扒身上，古語有云：色即是空，豬扒即是豬扒！踏入店內進行觀察，大排檔的裝修，在左面牆上掛了一幅畫作並點字「我們是吃豬大的！」，頗有趣的，直到現在還不清楚他們是吃豬的哪個部分大的，有豬腦、豬屎等等，實在太多太多了！而餐廳空間雖然不算太大，但我亦坐得不太舒服，加上老孫的身子因作息不足亦有點抱恙，所以只是在等候期間稍為閉眼歇息了一會，誰不知從老二老三口中得知霞姨的鐵扇公主們洗出芭蕉扇十撥玉帝！此舉簡直是多此一舉，連身體抱恙的權利亦被慘遭剝奪，今天亦長知識了，原來病是一宗罪，老孫心表慚愧亦愧對猴子猴孫，並在內心深處附上最後祝福，希望公主們每天都要平平安安，身體健康，切勿以身試法，因為生命是沒有 take two 的，此外，其一鐵扇公主可能誤以為我們是牛魔王，樣子的西度還比我們取西經之人更西，實在是罪過罪過！還請眾生謹記來此進餐要打醒十二分精神，坐姿要成 90 度正角，若閣下非得道高僧，便要小心為上，亦不建議在此用餐，因為方丈份人好小器，會隨時遭芭蕉扇撥到萬丈深淵！ - 《炊豕主題曲 - 豬遊西》 「為了食豬扒，我要身體健康 為了食豬扒，會令我惹官非 為了食豬扒，我為了食豬扒 卻被眾人問候，卻被 west face 豬遊西」 (原曲為西遊記主題曲 - 西遊記) - Well. Hi. Yes. One day. Me (Monkey King), young mother and old auntie go to take west book. We are exactly in the hell. We come to a pork chop store to check check quality. We see a lot of 8 grandmothers everywhere around. Maybe they are the signature of this pork chop store. I suggest they can open a pop up store for this signature. Then, I walk in the store. I see a ugly drawing on the wall and say "we eat pig big". Wow, very very funny! You want me to give you an award for this? Haha! This is totally rubbish because very not clear. I don't know you eat pig where big. Maybe pig lo? Or pig c? Anyway too many part of a pig. And then, We sit down and do nothing. My body actually is no good so I close my eyes and take a break. After that, my auntie tell me one of the 8 grandmothers tell the other 8 grandmother that I sleep. And then the other 8 grandmother call the other 8 grandmother talk in the phone. This is just a on nine behavior. Today I learn new thing, body sick is pork chop. In their eyes, I need to cut j. I also wish them be the pork chop forever and never sick. Happy birthday! There is no take 2 birthday. Good luck! At the end, one of the 8 grandmothers lost control, she wants to go journey of the west! Ha li lu ya! Thanks for having me, 8 grandmotherssssss! —————————————————————— #秘製豬扒撈粗麵配肉燥汁 $52 #秘製豬扒飯配咖喱汁 $56 #肉燥滷蛋飯 $48 —————————————————————— #炊豕店 銅鑼灣加路連山道 11 號地下 —————————————————————— #窮豬銅鑼灣 #窮豬台式 #窮豬伏之選

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