有娘意的夜晚，奧嘟嘟狂唱英文歌的晚間😩
恰北北：ㄟ～鼻～～～😘
油膩膩：（驚！！🤨）靠邀～這等親密稱謂....一定拍康ㄟ～
恰北北：可不可以再幫我發個動態，我好忙喔～（扭😚
油膩膩：你又來～～我正在跟妳兒子北鼻蝦捏
恰北北：快啦！那個那個什麼五郎的幫我想一下
油膩膩：哎呦～～～～（推托中🤷‍♂️
恰北北：要不然碗和衣服都是誰洗的？還有家裡的清潔蛤？這個人一定最懂阿😝！？
油膩膩：（突然起身）對！沒錯～是我！是那個愛家愛妻的我💪～
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人客啊～家裡可能會謀郎！但絕不能沒有五郎！😌
想當初一年多前～五郎兄跟我第一次接觸，那時候我還跟恰北北說：『團購洗衣精和洗碗這些哩哩扣扣幹嘛🤔？外面這麼多選擇捏，而且我們現在用的就很好用了啊～』，然後不了了之取消了團購檔期，原本禮貌又樸實的我還跟五郎廠商說看這些多少銀兩，我們跟你買阿捏～畢竟拿回家已經有打開過了！
五郎廠商表示：『沒關係，就給你們用用看(自信貌)😊』
隔了一段時間後...原本的洗碗和洗衣精用完了，正當我要騎馬到城外市集補貨時，突然看到櫃子旁有幾瓶淨毒五郎的清潔用品～
心想...對吼！用看看好了～反正免錢耶熊讚😅😅
不用還好、一使用之後........
夭壽喔～郎客啊😳！！！這洗衣精腰壽啊喝用～乾淨噠噠、清潔溜溜，因為我個人習慣，只是衣服穿到開始留一點點汗水就會有點臭臭的、然後就會汰舊換新，沒想到這一瓶讓我驚呼了！味道不見了～連成年污漬也淡了好多！！！也因為洗衣精這神奇效果～也立馬打開其他的清潔用品使用！
洗碗不用多說了！都會洗到吹口哨😘，無論奶瓶、碗盤、兒童器皿、鍋碗瓢盆....一切就像我與恰北北之間的愛情一樣，如次簡單～如此潔淨～如此滑順～～～

來！想知道油膩膩我幸福的秘密嗎！？
除了我功夫了得以外，洗碗、洗衣、清潔家裡....等，我都包包鬼了～所以好東西不用喇叭，看著我嘴角的笑容、充滿魅力的側臉～所有人妻都戀愛了！！！
有小小兒童的更不容錯過他們除蟎、除臭的清潔用品捏～你的大便太臭、小孩子床上不小心尿床、棉被枕頭有塵蟎、直接來了😍😍

愛做家事的男人，絕對加分～來！雜埔人買起來、然後動起來～～讓你的另外一半不斷對你吹口哨、拋媚眼～😏
而且不誇張！
我自己還上網買了不少補貨（怎好意思跟廠商要），因為一直嘎不上團購的檔期！然後一直以來我不斷在恰北北耳邊碎唸：『淨毒五郎真的可以團啦』『淨毒五郎真的可以團啦』『淨毒五郎真的可以團啦』～～
如今...終於可以團了耶！我開心的脂肪都震動起來了！！！
相信很多朋友都用過了！好不好用大聲唱～～～
天然、潔淨、情趣、體力、魅力、腰力、用力給他推UP!👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
棒棒呦～～～
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隔了三年，居然每次提到《沒關係，是愛情啊！》都會引起非常多討論，我也很常很常想起『Sleepless Night 』這首歌。全韓語翻譯的英文歌詞如下，大家應該會好懂很多。

I am in love with you, can’t you see my heart?
Please don’t go far away because my tears are about to fall

I am waiting for you
I’m at the same spot, at the same place
Just like how spring comes after the winter (with you)

Feelings rush over me like waves
Tears fall like the star light
It crushes into my heart

Why don’t you love me? (Why?)
Why are you in my head? (Love you)
I can’t say anything but (I don’t wanna cry)

The green roof in front of my house
Are you living there?
All night, I’m staring at that house

I am in love with you, can’t you see my heart?
Please don’t go far away because my tears are about to fall

The coat you always wore, the worn out, brown ruler
The bus that goes home, the restaurant you always went to
These are all memories of you, I remember you

The indie songs that played in your favorite bar
Your old sweater, your red scarf
These are all memories of you, you know?

Like finding shelter when it rains
Like resting when things get hard
I would always protect you from behind (with you)

It’s already past evening
The world silently closes its eyes
Only I have insomnia because of you

Am I the only deserted island?
Or did I set up a prison in my heart?
This is too cruel to be a punishment for love
I hate my heart
I know it love is pain

The crumpled up letter in my blue coat
It’s my true heart that I couldn’t tell you
In my lonely empty room, I confess alone on this sad night
I love you

I am in love with you, can’t you see my heart?
Please don’t go far away because my tears are about to fall

Tonight I wanna cry oh lady tell me why
On this sleepless and lonely night

Tonight I wanna cry oh lady tell me why
A lonely night at thoughts of you