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笨板首PO,好羞恥。

話說兩天前我去考機車駕照,因為寒假時才剛考汽車駕照,所以不用筆試不用體檢,

我抱著十分輕鬆的態度來到監理站,排隊時我哥指著牆上"初考者報名時間13:00

~14:00,非初考者13:00~16:00",那時已經三點多了吧,想說大老

遠跑來這至少要厚臉皮的問一下才肯罷休,好心的阿姨也讓我通融了。


結果我忘了帶身分證了。



今天二度出征,出門前再三確認好所有裝備,我已經準備好凱旋歸來了!

順利報名後我也在練習區練習一番,準備萬全後前往考區,今天人很多,長長的隊伍我

讓我哥幫我排隊而我去考場觀戰,被逼逼出場的人其實不少,幾乎都是傳說中最難的七

秒直線,可是竟然有個人順利通過七秒直線後 闖 紅 燈 !!!

天阿超白癡的!竟然有人在考場還闖紅燈!我興奮地去跟我哥說,他也說:北七。


然後終於輪我了,我哥還幫我把車子橋正,我有點歪歪斜斜戰戰兢兢終於通過了!

很好,方向燈也沒忘記,我對遠方的哥哥露出得意的閃爍的燦笑,然後...

逼逼逼!闖紅燈32分下車!

         闖 紅 燈 下 車!!!

               闖 紅 燈! 闖紅燈! 闖紅燈!闖 紅 燈!!!


恩,然後我就沒過了。Orz

現場排在我後面的路人甲: 恩~騎得很穩麻~......幹!剛剛還在笑別人北七的北七XDDDD

(據我哥說法)


總之回家被眾人笑超久的,因為我之前在汽車駕訓班第一次被逼也是因為闖紅燈......

那又是另一個故事了(菸


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t11223342002:考場每次都過七秒直線後黃燈,意圖使人加速通過 02/08 02:18
ella7198:監考官表示:停就對了 反正沒規定綠燈不能停
原來還有這招!!!! 02/08 02:21
yaohsu:遇到紅綠燈要記得停看聽喔~~~ 02/08 02:26
dylan932000:耳朵癢癢的 02/08 02:27
kobitos0415:我在考的時候黃燈就乾脆停欸 02/08 02:30
hxhjerry:我當初也是在那邊綠燈停車,等到變紅又變綠後再騎,不然 02/08 02:31
hxhjerry:根本陷阱 02/08 02:31
PGang:停就對了+1 02/08 02:42
theskyy:我一直停,停到主考官大吼:走!!
XDDDD 02/08 03:04
Awpmaiak:我們考場,直線七秒是最後一關@@ 02/08 03:28
vichord:我朋友考前也笑別人結果自己闖黃燈沒過XD 02/08 03:29
mickytts:天空大,一直停真的假的啊 XD 02/08 03:33
JFLung9536:直線7s 咱考了三次才過 掩面 02/08 06:24
Firstshadow:直線給他騎了半分鐘以上也被喊ㄏㄏ 02/08 06:50
flora1210:哈哈哈哈 原來原po最喜歡紅燈闖過去 XDD 02/08 08:37
lambo547:我之前考試,前面的考生都是遇到紅燈,我都準備要停車了 02/08 08:43
lambo547:結果我遇到綠燈,!! 我嚇到,一腳落地,扣8分,結果我雙腳落 02/08 08:46
lambo547:地,悲劇... 02/08 08:46
lambo547:忘了說,我還壓到旁邊的線,所以扣了16分...虧我還直線8秒! 02/08 10:19
s8452813:曾經看過有人7s,在7s之內通過....一發車馬上咻 02/08 10:48
s8452813:在場的所有人都傻眼了,我跟我朋友笑到不行XD(對不起) 02/08 10:48
antnmn:我之前考的時候也是先停再看燈號,有的考官看到你會騎就給 02/08 11:12
antnmn:你紅燈 02/08 11:12
hapiying:直線7s考到第四次才過……不是衝過頭就是慢到歪了壓線( 02/08 11:19
hapiying:椅稻・`) 02/08 11:19
joanne830331:不是可以先停再看要不要繼續騎嗎xDD不過闖紅燈沒過真 02/08 11:22
joanne830331:的很哀愁啊 02/08 11:22
zoraisme:我考的時候因為看前面的人都紅燈,然後我遇到綠燈也跟著 02/08 11:57
zoraisme:停下來了orz 02/08 11:57
ll8833:反正到那邊不管怎樣先停就對了 02/08 12:39
pallas:哈哈哈 嘴角不自覺上揚,之前去考我也是綠燈就停=3=" 02/08 13:33
BriAnHong:哈哈 直線騎2x考試的會覺得我很神 02/08 14:45
BriAnHong:考官超賭爛我 一直叫我騎快點後面人很多 02/08 14:45
a932l41l4:XD 02/08 15:06
a1988320:唉今天本來也要考可是下雨 02/08 15:18
zhewei:請支持立法muliden不要上路 02/08 16:03
又不是考試不闖紅燈的人上路就不會闖紅燈!!!((怒
netjy3075:XDDDDDD 02/08 18:59
lambo547:祝原PO考試順利! 02/08 19:13
你人真好QAQQ
BeckyRon:原PO不是一向如此嗎(菸) 02/08 19:17
怎麼辦,我覺得我認識你......Orz
Masadada:我被考官關心要不要換台車考 有規定不能騎150的考嗎!! 02/08 21:34
pandakill:XDDD原來考駕照要打方向燈喔 02/08 21:57
yms55662003:直線7秒過玩太開心自己爆衝← 02/08 22:28
spin313:我的考場是七秒直線線後有休息區 02/09 00:08
zozolo:我也是路考闖紅燈,真的很 小良. 02/09 00:28
windmaster:天阿超白癡的!竟然有人在考場還闖紅燈! 北七 02/09 00:45
我也是這麼說前一個闖紅燈的人,你小心這可能是詛咒。
rrdd44:直線7秒考5次還沒過ˊˋ 02/09 01:03
XDDDDDDD旁邊不是有練習區?
qaz2230:樓上我忍不住覺得自己好像也還好嘛XDDDD謝謝你 02/09 01:36
jefy829:我是綠燈傻傻停住哈哈 02/09 10:36
ntsns98:猶記得之前規定寫得很文字遊戲, 害我以為要7秒內衝過... 02/09 12:57
ntsns98:兩次機會只騎6秒掰掰了orz隔一周再考發現他規則重寫才知道 02/09 12:59
※ 編輯: Muliden 來自: 111.255.69.142 (02/09 14:12)
※ 編輯: Muliden 來自: 111.255.69.142 (02/09 14:19)
pandahsien:有人跟我一樣遇到的是閃綠燈嗎?(太快到還沒變黃燈) 02/09 15:15
pandahsien: 我直直騎過去也算闖紅燈QQ 翻條文還真的有閃綠燈時要 02/09 15:15
pandahsien:停下QQ 02/09 15:15
lambo547:路上也沒有哪條路規定要騎7秒阿! 02/09 18:38
tn607720:是要練你的穩定性.... 02/09 20:33
ycutr:我也是被誤導~~明明就黃燈...下次考時我就等到綠燈再走 02/10 10:29
backshadow:考官忘記開考場電源,看我騎得很穩就直接讓我過了.... 02/10 14:23
pppeeeppp:桃園的比較好考...只有直線 超簡單 02/10 17:10
yicinghsu:印象是...考試的時候不能闖黃燈XDDDD 02/10 18:15
kusorock:綠燈停會被扣分的 好嗎? 02/11 15:52
damn7:我也闖紅燈..... 02/11 16:16
cathy780108:原來考這個規定這樣多… 02/12 03:56
cathy780108:當初去考時剛好颱風過後,考官說線路幾乎壞掉,所以 02/12 03:57
cathy780108:壓到也不會逼逼 02/12 03:57
cathy780108:就連直線七秒也是主考官自己數… 02/12 03:57
victor33:綠燈不能停吧 別亂教人 02/12 15:47

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